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Quotes added on Monday, August 13 2012

  1. loveepinkk loveepinkk
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Little Boy: Mom why is her name Rosie?
    Mom: Beacause her mom likes roses.
    Little Boy: Mom, what do you like?
    Mom: Stop asking questions Dicky.

  2. NesiaanPrincess NesiaanPrincess
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:00am UTC
    I
    Love
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    GGGG GGGG O O DDDD DDDD
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  3. Mylittlesparklypinkdress Mylittlesparklypinkdress
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Steve,
    Telling a girl on her period to cool her jets while she is trying to post a quote is not going to end well.
    Sincerely,
    Peeved off

  4. KittGallagher KittGallagher
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Mom: can i see your twitter ?
    Me: WHATS TWITTER?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to mexico, changes name to Pepitao*

  5. BeccaBunneh BeccaBunneh
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Niall Horan,
    Was the only performer at the Olympics who wasn't British.
    So proud (':
    nmf

  6. superstar9811 superstar9811
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Anti-Joke
    You know it's cloudy outside when you look outside and there are a lot of clouds.

  7. amaraababyxo amaraababyxo
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:02am UTC
    People will always have their
    opinions of you despite who you are and what you are capable of.

  8. truedirectioner21 truedirectioner21
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:02am UTC
    i have everyone i need for my story :)


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  10. seaadorable seaadorable
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:04am UTC
    ♦She read the entire
    DICTIONARY ,
    but not one word can describe
    how she feels♦
    .-~~~~~~~~~-._ _.-~~~~~~~~~-.
    __.' LOVE ~. .~ HOPE `.__
    .'// DELIGHTED \./ EXCITED \\`.
    .'// HAPPY | BUTTERFLIES \\`.
    .'// .-~"""""""~~~~-.______ | _______,-~~~~"""""""~-. \\`.
    .'//.-" `-. | .-' "-.\\`.
    .'//______.============-.. \ | / ..-============.______\\`.
    .'______________________________\|/______________________________`.

  11. StayingStrongForever StayingStrongForever
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:04am UTC
    We were joking around and he said
    "I love hating you."
    My heart was screaming "But I love loving you."

  12. desilove desilove
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:04am UTC
    i want a love like minny and mickey :) <3

  13. theglassbutterfly theglassbutterfly
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:05am UTC
    i was someones 69th follower... ;)

  14. EmilyStyles EmilyStyles
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Brother: I dont really like music
    Me: What?
    The Queen: What?
    The Wanted: What?
    Louis Tomlinson: What?
    Spongebob: What?
    Katy Perry: What?
    Lady Gaga: What?
    Harry Styles: What?
    Elmo: What?
    Liam Payne: What?
    Hannah Montana: What?
    Cher Lloyd: What?
    Niall Horan: What?
    Maroon 5: What?
    Eminem: What?
    Barney: What?
    Zayn Malik: What?
    Harry Potter: What?
    World: What?

  15. superstar9811 superstar9811
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Anti-Joke
    What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "Moo." Except for grass.


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. dramaqueen607 dramaqueen607
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Me? Jealous? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
    HAHAHAHHAHAHAH..yes

  18. Chasshole Chasshole
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:07am UTC
    When I was 5 years old, my mom
    always told me that happiness is
    the key to life. Later, I went to
    school, they asked me what I
    wanted to be when I grew up. I
    replied with "happy". They told me
    I didn't understand the assignment,
    I told them they didn't understand
    life.
    #iwannabehappywhenigrowup

  19. MollyMonster11 MollyMonster11
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Hello, I am
    In love <3
    format credit: halfempty

  20. Iamawsome15 Iamawsome15
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:08am UTC
    Looking at like one more time
    But baby I gotta go I got responibilites
    I got take care of, That's when you've got them legs around me and I fall victim to that lazy love

:)

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