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Quotes added on Friday, August 10 2012

  1. KaylaMarieCovers KaylaMarieCovers
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Mom: *texts me a picture of One Direction and Harry is grabbing Louis' crotch* See, I told you they were gay!
    Me: Lol I never said they weren't.

  2. SaveAdaliax33 SaveAdaliax33
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Sorry, I just don't like you that way.
    Matter of fact, I just don't like you
    -Robin from Teen Titans


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. luv2flip910 luv2flip910
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:00am UTC
    dad: *dancing and singing lady gaga in the car as loud as he can*
    me: dad dont do that!
    dad: *looks at me* YOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    THIS IS A COMPLETELY TRUE STORY....

  5. jULi3x94 jULi3x94
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:01am UTC
    JUST GIVE ME TIME
    AND I'LL GET
    OVER
    YOU.

  6. SexyBeatGotSwag SexyBeatGotSwag
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:01am UTC
    We all have that embarrassing e-mail address that we made when 12.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. notreallyon notreallyon
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:02am UTC
    I did it. I deleted his number.
    In a way I feel different, proud. In an another way, stupid- Did we ever text anyway? No. Does he know? No. Is he hurt? No. Does it help me get past him in any way?
    I don't know. I think? Yeah, I think it does.

  8. TakeASecondLook TakeASecondLook
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Trying to find that one song
    that perfectly describes
    what's going on in your head...
    and failing miserably.

  9. fuhreckles88 fuhreckles88
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:02am UTC
    when you
    can hear the person passing by
    sniff you.
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  10. whateveryousay1234 whateveryousay1234
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:02am UTC
    if you're reading this right now;
    you're probably luckier than 80% of the world population
    that lives on less then $10 per day & the 925 million living in
    world hunger, luckier than the 1.1 billion who don't have access
    to clean water, luckier than the 270 million that don't have any
    basic heath services, luckier than 50% of the entire world living on
    under $2.50 a day, luckier than a billion children who live in
    total poverty, luckier then the 22,000 children who die each day
    from being poor
    you're pretty lucky, huh?
    i made this quote myself from research i've done, hopefully it made you thankful:')

  11. DanielleK DanielleK
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Among all the fairy tales, I choose Shrek, because thats where i learned that even imperfect people can have
    happy endings.

  12. YoungForever_723* YoungForever_723*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:03am UTC
    One in a Million
    *Chapter Sixty-Eight; Part One*
    Amber's POV:
    We stopped at a small diner that was on the way back to the flat. We sat Lilli on a chair in her car seat and we sat at a small booth. Diners here are much different than the ones they have back home; it makes me miss it.
    "So when's Niall coming home?" Liam asked with a mouth full of his fish and chips. I laughed and replied.
    "Tonight he's flying in." The rest of lunch was sort of dry, but I enjoyed myself. I felt comfortable with Liam and I really liked that. I was just real excited to see Niall.
    I came home and hid the stuff I bought in my closet; Niall coulnd't see it until I walked down the aisle to become Mrs. Niall Horan, officially. I decided to put Lilli down for a nap; she had a long day. I cracked her door and went out to the living room to hang out with the boys.
    "So we hear that the dress shopping when great! Congrats!" Louis kid around with me and I playfully hit him.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. SexyBeatGotSwag SexyBeatGotSwag
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Survey Anyone?:
    Fav for One Direction
    Comment for Justin Bieber (:
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. jbandnets4life jbandnets4life
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Boys = Heartbreak.</3

  15. shelbster shelbster
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:06am UTC
    If a guy stares at you in class it's adorable.
    If a girl stares at you in class it's like WTF are you looking at!?
    Fave if you agree

  16. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Update on my friend Dalton ;;
    Late Tuesday night, Dalton was walking with a group of friends along County Highway SS in New Auburn when he was struck by an oncoming vehicle. Dalton was was transfered to Bloomer hospital. From there he was airlifted to Luther Hospital in Eau Claire.
    He is currently recovering in the Critical Care Unit (CCU). He sustained a contusion (bruise) on his brain, a fractured skull and has serveral broken bones in his left ear. Miraculously, he did not break any other bones in his body. He is in stage four coma, which means he does wake up sometimes, but is not himself. He is very confused and angry. He does not have a clue what is going on.
    Keep the prayer's coming.
    Thank you so much.

  17. LetsTakeOnTheWorld LetsTakeOnTheWorld
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:08am UTC
    Wasn't it beautiful when you believed in everything, and everybody believed in you?

  18. mysecretfilesofbeingateen mysecretfilesofbeingateen
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:08am UTC
    So there this guy I like...
    and today at softball practice I noticed him tripping up at cross country practice...
    cause he was watching what we were doing.
    I have been trying my hardest to get over him this summer...
    but everytime I tried, it seemed like he was trying to get closer to me.
    Not really talking... just hovering near me. Acting like the boss when I'm around. Staring at me.. with a look in his eyes I have only seen in the eyes of those truely in love.
    Hes a year older than me.
    I'm a sophomore this year...
    and so I'm wondering if he will ask me to prom.
    Is it too much to hope?
    I have the least amount of experiance with dealing with boys than anyone I know.
    Ever since I was little, I was always sticking as far away from boys as I could.
    These past few months have been a turnaround for me. I find myself laughing along with boys. My mom is always asking, who's that boy? None have ever wanted to be more than friends.
    not that I ever wanted to be more than friends.
    But this boy.. this one boy, I cant get over. I'm pretty sure than I fell in love with him before I knew that there was such a thing. But.. unless he makes something out of himself, such as being a business leader or something, I would probably be disowned for marrying him.
    Is there hope for a girl who's fallen hopelessly in love?
    If there is, this will all work out.
    Only the future can tell.
    Sorry for any messed up words or grammer. I was typing this on my kindle and thee keyboard started slowing way down. I tried to find all the mistakes.

  19. basketballchickkforeveer1 basketballchickkforeveer1
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:08am UTC
    And tonight, I had to give his girlfriend advice about him .

  20. rachelzoegee rachelzoegee
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:08am UTC
    Sometimes I think the world isn't really spinning it's just me, turning and turning for eternity desperately wanting to stop but deathly afraid of what might happen if I do..

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