Quotes added on Wednesday, August 8 2012

Bananabrains316
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August 8, 2012 12:00am UTC

How can I forget him if he gave me so much to remember?

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xoashleyxo22
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August 8, 2012 12:00am UTC

I don't get it.
People complain that there are to many One Direction quotes because they aren't "original".
Obviously nobody remembers the time when all the quotes where from/about Drake and Josh.
But that wasn't a big deal because "EVERYBODY" liked them.
Just because you don't like something, doesn't mean you have the right to judge. Kay,bye;-*

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springbaby
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 12:00am UTC

Help the Earth
for the future generation,
or our own.
Before it's too late.

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HeyItsTyler
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August 8, 2012 12:00am UTC

Want to know something?
You're beautiful!
-Tyler ♥

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missflipflop9
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 12:00am UTC

..........
It started
with a
Whisper♥
nmf.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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CourtneeeyCraft
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August 8, 2012 12:01am UTC

"I'm a ninja."
"No you're not"
"Did you see me do that?"
"Do What?"
"Exactly."

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foREVer_falling81
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August 8, 2012 12:01am UTC

Thank you again for posting on Facebook about what you ate for dinner tonight.
The suspense was killing me.

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shAMmers26
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August 8, 2012 12:01am UTC

My elementary school teachers said we would have to use cursive when we grow up. Well that was such a lie.

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SuperHappyHippy
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August 8, 2012 12:02am UTC

Hi.. I like Chicken...... LOVE ME!

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GirlsLikeBoys
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 12:02am UTC

WAIT A MINUTE.
I haven't been on witty for awhile....
WHERE THE EFF IS THE VENT CATEGORY!?!?

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xxalwaysdreaming
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 12:02am UTC

I
hate
being
the
jealous
type.

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Carolinagurl50
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August 8, 2012 12:02am UTC

Unfourtunately, without my cell phone, i wouldn't:
1. Know what time it is
2. be able to solve a math question
3. know a single phone number
4. know the date
5. be able to text my friend when im at their house
6. take a snap shot at at picture-perfect time
7. be able to wake up from an alarm in the morning
8. find my way in the dark

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Bananabrains316
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August 8, 2012 12:02am UTC

Me: Ew I hate him..
Me: I DO NOT like him anymore
Me: I dont give a damn about his life
Me: Sooo over him.
Me: RIDDINN SOLO RIDDINGG SOLO SOLOOO
Me: *blasts Ridin' solo by Jason Derulo*
Me: Well, payphone desribes this situation more.
Me: IM AT A PAAAYPHONE
Me: lawlz
Me: does he still like me..
Me: WAIT
Me: I dont give a flying f/ck
Me: ooo this is a good song
Me: *plays jar of hearts*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OK
Me: *starts crying*

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AnnaliisaMarie
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 12:02am UTC

Is everything that happens just a joke to you?

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TayaLovesEmilee
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 12:03am UTC

S p e n d L i f e
with who makes you happy, not who you have to impress.

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Who_Am_I_Now
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August 8, 2012 12:04am UTC

Dear You,
I wonder if you ever think about “what ifs”. I don’t entertain thoughts like that because I deem them pointless and time consuming. But I wonder if you ever wonder what might have been different had you made different choices.
Do you ever wonder what would be different had you never asked me to be your girlfriend? What if you had chosen XXXX over me? What if you had chosen XXXXXX? What if you never broke up with me? What if we never got back together? What if I left last year like I was supposed to? What if you left last year like you wanted to? What if I never fell in love with you? What if I never existed in the first place?
What if?
What if?
What if?
I don’t entertain those kind of thoughts, but I wonder if you do. I wonder if you ever try to erase me…to erase us…out of curiosity. Just to picture what you’d do.
So much love,
Me

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Jen07676
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August 8, 2012 12:04am UTC

*On an island in the middle of a lake*
my sister: Why is there no path?
me: Sometimes in life, you have to make your own path, you can't depend on one being there.
my sister: I don't give a damn. I'm not making my own path i might get poison ivy!!

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shAMmers26
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August 8, 2012 12:04am UTC

You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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