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Quotes added on Tuesday, August 7 2012

  1. ImThatOneChick ImThatOneChick
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:00am UTC
    It doesn't matter where you go in life, what you do or how much you have. It's who you have that will always be there for you. I'm soo glad I have you in my life. ❤

  2. HeyBabeItsElma HeyBabeItsElma
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:00am UTC
    If you tell a wish, it wont come true. After all, a dream is a wish your heart makes too.
    <3

  3. shAMmers26 shAMmers26
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:01am UTC
    I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes and thought, "Wow, dogs are easily entertained."
    Then I realized I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes.

  4. momocogo momocogo
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:02am UTC
    calling me perfect.....
    is like calling everyone else perfect
    i have flaws like everyone else

  5. ilovethewayyousmile ilovethewayyousmile
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:02am UTC
    I wish I could tell you it gets better, but it doesn't get better.
    You get better.

  6. lovenuggets200 lovenuggets200
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Me: I'm gonna work out, eat healthy and get my summer body.
    Tv: *slaps you in the face* No your not.
    Computer: *slaps you in the face* No your not.
    Food: *slaps you in the face* Hell no, your not.

  7. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:02am UTC
    WHEN ITS DARK,
    And your brains like...
    "You know what we haven't thought about in a while?"
    >>Demons<<

  8. Firelight Firelight
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:03am UTC
    LOL...
    ...at people saying only quotes with pretty formats get noticed when 7 out of 10 Top Quotes have a simple black and white format.

  9. HeyBabeItsElma HeyBabeItsElma
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:03am UTC
    I, wish I, was strong, enough... to lift, not one, but both of us....

  10. BubbleGum3000 BubbleGum3000
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Girl: We need an order of chilli fries
    Guy ( 2 Minutes Later): Is there chilli on these fries
    My Friend and I: isn't the point of chilli fries is to have chilli on them

  11. cmxoxoxo13 cmxoxoxo13
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:04am UTC
    My problem?
    I trust to much

  12. Losemyselfinadaydream* Losemyselfinadaydream*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:05am UTC
    So tattoos will look ugly when I'm old?
    Tell me about how beautiful you'll be in 60 years.

  13. Miss_OK16 Miss_OK16
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:05am UTC
    I hate to use hand sanitizer..
    because then I know that there is 1 germ, crawling around on my hand.

  14. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Me: Hey grammy , have you ever heard of dubstep?
    Grammy: No..show it to me.
    Me: *Grabs phone and plays some dubstep*
    Grammy: Its horrible!Theres not even words to it!
    Me: Sure there is!
    Grammy: Oh?Sing them to me.
    Me: Wub wub wub wub wub :D

  15. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:07am UTC
    & it feels like everyone keeps pushing me away.

  16. BehindMyMask BehindMyMask
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:07am UTC
    That depressing moment
    When you cant find your name
    on a keychain

  17. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Cody Simpson.
    nuff said

  18. thms2012 thms2012
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:08am UTC
    Mom: One!
    Me: Do you really think counting will make me do anything?
    Mom: Two!
    Me: Oh sh/t! I'm going, I'm going..

  19. tor_123 tor_123
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:08am UTC
    DID YOU KNOW?
    It is actually possible to go to the gym, without posting it on facebook
    I know, mind-blowing

  20. DayDreamer21 DayDreamer21
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:09am UTC
    its moments like this i realize that i wish my life would start over, and everyone would forget me.
    too go just a year or so being a completly diffrent person would be interesting.

:)

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