Quotes added on Monday, July 16 2012

SamiLennon
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July 16, 2012 12:17am UTC

a push up bra is like a bag of chips..you open it up, and its half empty!

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HannahLovesYou123
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 12:17am UTC

Take me or leave me
I'll never be perfect

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vrdahl
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 12:17am UTC

That really annoying moment when..
I see your face..

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Losemyselfinadaydream*
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 12:17am UTC

I hate it when I'm in class
& I'm about to sneeze
and then it goes away
because it looks like
an invisible camel
stomped on my face
...
& my class looks at me like
"what the heck is wrong with her?"

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TakexMyxHeart
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July 16, 2012 12:18am UTC

so theres this hot guy at my school...hes a lil weird tho... he has tea parties with his kitty and watches anime alot... but you see hes turning me into an anime freak... nd were schedualling a tea party together the funny thing is he'll be a senior next year... ill be a junior...we are such little kids but hes becoming my best friend :D
[NotPrettyWittySpree]

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lilsoccergirl
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 12:18am UTC

I suffer from girlnextdooritis
where the guy is friends with you,
and that's it.

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bubblebubblegum1998
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 12:19am UTC

in maths class
guy: Sir, i got 368!
teacher: wow.. thats a very large number!
guy: yes, it is!
teacher: and its probably wrong!
*me and friend lmao!!*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Just_inlove
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 12:19am UTC

Normal people: ahhhh! You just ripped my arm off! I have no arm!
Spongebob: Oh you just ripped my arm off but that's okay, I have an extra one in my pocket.

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thisbeautyisabeast
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 12:19am UTC

I wish we could all just get along like we used to in middle school. I wish i could make a cake out of rainbows and smiles and we wouild all be happy.SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!
-credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

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HannahLovesYou123
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July 16, 2012 12:20am UTC

It can be a curse, but it can also be a blessing. It just depends on how you look at it.

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iluhyoux
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 12:20am UTC

FOLLOW ME, I'LL FOLLOW YOU BACK.
&I'll also go like all the quotes on your first and second page. <3 Just trying to get some followers!

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Colette*
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July 16, 2012 12:20am UTC

i swear i am the person in my family with the least amount of common sense. i am so stupid.

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NadeenKnows
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July 16, 2012 12:20am UTC

Teachers call it 'the bathroom',
we call it "I'm bored, and I'm leaving".
Format: twilightgirl995 - nmq

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basketballchickkforeveer1
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July 16, 2012 12:20am UTC

when one song comes on , you think of everything. all the memories that came with it. and you burst out crying. you want to go back to that. when you were happy. but it wont happy ...

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xxxtheicekillerxxx
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July 16, 2012 12:21am UTC

*Someone faves quote from last year*Me: YOU BE CREEPIN'.

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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 16, 2012 12:21am UTC

Super White Girl Problems #794
When you tell people
you're hungry a lot lately
and they assume you're
pregnant.
tumblr

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capsized*
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 12:21am UTC

Benefits of dating me:
- I like to cuddle.
- I'm not afraid to eat you under the table.
- I will provide you with food.
- I love to talk.
- I'll listen to your problems.
And I think that's beyond enough.
mq

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cirkel96
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 12:21am UTC

Even broken hearts may have their doubts

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xxxzoelovesyouxxx
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July 16, 2012 12:21am UTC

I want to throw a party like project x

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