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Quotes added on Monday, July 16 2012

  1. TakexMyxHeart TakexMyxHeart
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:10am UTC
    "Fake"
    dont you just hate
    when some ones so fake
    they seem easy to trust but then they just make
    make up things about you
    or worse tell the truth
    your secrets your past
    things blown threw the roof
    when they act like they care just to know what you think
    then they go tell the world
    faster than you can blink
    they blow things out of proportion
    or worse...to distortion
    they twist your words so that you cant deny
    that you sayd them once but thats not why
    why you sayd it at all
    but once it gets rollin you cant stop the ball
    its acting like snow
    gathering more as it goes
    faster and faster it continues to grow
    all because you made a mistake
    in trusting this person
    this person thats fake
    [not pretty witty spree]

  2. xxLilRedxx xxLilRedxx
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Him: i love her so much shes my everything!
    Me On The Outside: im seriously happy for you and i wish you the best :)
    Me On The Insidee: :/ *Tear*

  3. ZombieSlayer ZombieSlayer
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Witty is not a accepting place.
    Omg you dont support gay marriage? GTFO!!!
    You're pro-choice? You ignorant douche!
    You're not christian? Fuc.k you!!
    Omg, you hate One Direction? Why are you even here?!?
    You didn't fave a post about cancer? You sick person!
    There is no way anyone on this site can say they don't judge or bully. I think some of you are meaner than the people on other networking sites.

  4. ambear24 ambear24
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:11am UTC
    I don't know how Dexter's parents didn't know about Dexter's lab. Their electricity bill had to have been higher than Wiz Khalifa.

  5. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:11am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #791
    Having a Hello Kitty
    vibrator.
    tumblr

  6. mollabeanz311 mollabeanz311
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:11am UTC
    Having a new favorite song,
    and listening to it 1,000
    times in a row.

  7. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:12am UTC
    Which member of One Direction are you most like?
    Harry Styles:
    [] you have curly hair
    [X] you're cheeky and flirty
    [] you have dimples
    [] you have a British accent
    [] you talk slowly
    [] you're the youngest of your friends
    [] you love white Converse
    [] your favorite food is tacos
    [] you have green eyes
    [x] you're under 6ft
    [] you love wearing blazers
    [x] you have a great voice
    Louis Tomlinson:
    [] you have straight hair
    [] you love to wear stripes
    [] you love pants that end above the ankle
    [] you own at least 1 pair of Toms
    [] you have blue eyes
    [] you have a British accent
    [] you're the oldest of your friends
    [x] you're sassy, outgoing and crazy
    [x] you love to sing
    [] you love people who eat carrots
    Zayn Malik:
    [x] you have amazing eyelashes
    [] you have black or dark brown hair
    [X] you can be very quiet
    [] you're mysterious and the 'badboy/badgirl' of your group
    [] you have piercings
    [x] you're the 'devil' of your friends
    [] you love varsity jackets
    [x] you have great fashion senses
    [] you have a catch phrase
    [] you hate dancing
    [] you're vain
    [x] you use hair products
    [x] you like to rap
    [x] you like to sing solos
    Liam Payne:
    [] you change your hairstyle constantly
    [] you've had your hair straight and curly before
    [] you're sweet as can be
    [x] you work hard to make people happy
    [] you love to be on Twitter and do twitcams
    [] you love wearing plaid
    [] you can pull off a closed or open-mouthed smile
    [x] you have a signature dance move
    [x] you love Disney films
    [x] you love singing
    [] you have a British accent
    [] you're like the 'father/mother' of your friends
    [x] you take care of the people you love
    Niall Horan:
    [] you have amazing hair
    [] you have an Irish accent
    [] you bleach or dye your hair
    [] you're a hat person
    [] you have rosy red cheeks
    [] you love sneakers
    [x] you LOVE to eat food
    [] you like guitars
    [x] you're funny/like funny people
    [] you have blue eyes
    [] you have/have had braces
    [x] you like to eat sweets for breakfast
    [] you hate Disney films
    [] you can do an Irish jig
    [] you love Liam
    [x] you love to sing
    Harry: 3
    Louis: 2
    Liam: 5
    Zayn: 7
    Niall: 4
    Most like Zayn♥
    (which is good..... he's my favourite!)

  8. NadeenKnows NadeenKnows
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:12am UTC
    Restarting the whole song
    because you missed your favorite line.
    Format:twilightgirl995
    nmq

  9. CrazyLove101 CrazyLove101
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:12am UTC
    why do a lot of people all of a sudden want a witty best friend?

  10. Ashleyviv Ashleyviv
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:14am UTC
    Sometimes I feel crazy because I dont know whats wrong with me :/

  11. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:14am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #792
    When Ashlee
    Simpson steals your
    boyfriend.
    tumblr

  12. GabbyLogston4154 GabbyLogston4154
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:15am UTC
    __Birth Control Pills should be for men.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    It makes much more sense to unload a gun
    than to shoot at a bulletproof vest..
    <3

  13. TakexMyxHeart TakexMyxHeart
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:16am UTC
    today i dressed like a guy... snap back monster hat tank top and guys long billabong shorts... did i mention i never felt so comfortably beautiful.... that i could express myself... it made me feel wonderful... wear what you want when you want to... dont let yourself worry about what others may think...BE YOURSELF...and believe!! :)
    [NotPrettyWittySpree]


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. iloveyou713 iloveyou713
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:16am UTC
    |||||♥|||||||||||||♥||||||||||||||||||||♥|||||||||||||||||||||||♥|||| ||| ||||||||||||||♥||||||||||||♥||
    I want you,
    I want all you, Forever
    You and me, Everyday
    |||♥|||||||||||||||♥|||||||||||||||||♥||||||||||||||||||||||||♥||||||||||||||||||||||||♥|||||||||||♥||

  16. AlexandraWG617 AlexandraWG617
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:17am UTC
    I Cant Stop Missing You;
    No Matter What I Do.
    Everything Comes Back And Makes Me Regret What I Did With You.
    You Have The Easy Way Out, You Dont Have A Million Girls Telling You To Go Die And Get Away From Their Boyfriends.
    Im Not Like That OK?
    Im Not.
    Im Innocent. You Are Just As Guilty, And If Nobody Tries To See My Side, Then I Lose.

  17. if0only0you0knew if0only0you0knew
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:17am UTC
    kk yehh... he dont text me back but he can poke me on fb on his phone.... umm i give up :/

  18. basketballchickkforeveer1 basketballchickkforeveer1
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:17am UTC
    my heart is not a toy. you cant just steal my heart like that and destroy it. you cant just walk away when you gave me so much to remember. you hurt me.

  19. megan0611xoxo megan0611xoxo
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:17am UTC
    Please click on this link or go to it:
    http://www.kiss108.com/common/shareme5/index.php?linkid=64676
    if you did thanks <3

  20. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:17am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #793
    When your boyfriend
    takes forever to reply to
    your texts because video
    games are more
    important to him.
    tumblr

:)

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