Quotes added on Wednesday, July 11 2012

sccagirl11
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July 11, 2012 12:00am UTC

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BriannaMcCoun
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July 11, 2012 12:00am UTC

What Goes Thru My Head In Math:
50%: WTF IS THIS?!
50%: WFT IS THAT?!

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C0nstantWriter
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July 11, 2012 12:01am UTC

Blonde Jokes #1:
A smart blonde, a dumb blonde, and santa claus all find a dollar bill on the ground. Who gets it first...?
The dumb blonde- The other two don't exist.

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OnceAponAtime5225
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 12:01am UTC

"You can fall in love in an instant
It's letting go that takes time.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JJ12
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 12:01am UTC

Adele
is pregnet
kourtney
kardashian
had her baby
miley cyrus
is geting
married
mind = blown
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itstaylor52
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 12:01am UTC

have you ever loved someone so much
you'd give an arm for?
not the expression.
no, litterally give an arm for

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AwesomeUsername
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 12:01am UTC

Shakesperean time: 'Hell hath no fury like the woman scorned.'
Modern day: 'B***hes be crazy; don't f**k with them.'

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_ZOE_
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July 11, 2012 12:02am UTC

Stalker: Hey you look a lot like my next girlfriend?
Me: GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM ME!

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huds98h
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 12:02am UTC

☆Dream Big☆
Because If You Keep Wishing Your Dreams Will Come True

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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AloneIwillbe
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 12:03am UTC

Sleep is death
But without the commitment ♥

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xxxCookieMonsterxxx21
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July 11, 2012 12:03am UTC

popular people: I love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me!!
me: I love it when the microwave tells me my food is done!!

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xomakaykayxo
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 12:03am UTC

Don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want that can't be found
When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin' about it
-Jungle Book

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itsthetruth
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July 11, 2012 12:04am UTC

I AM THE
BEAVER COMMANDER!!
~Si Robertson,
A.K.A my love <3

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softballchica15
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 12:04am UTC

A year ago today you left us. I miss you Grandma. I may not have been close to you, but I still love you and miss you terribly. Rest in Peace Grandma. I love you.

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OrangeFlashingRage
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July 11, 2012 12:04am UTC

I watch as quotes slide down the page, waiting for some personal info about where you live.
My impression of a witty stalker!

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JJ12
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July 11, 2012 12:04am UTC

I bet there is no one in the world whereing a santa costume...

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NoOneIsPerfect
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 12:04am UTC

ok.........so the time rite now is 12:03 am
last time i checked it was 10:48...PM
even though it only felt like ten minutes ago
WATS GOIN ON??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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writtenrain*
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July 11, 2012 12:05am UTC

That Awkward Moment...
When someone you hardly know from school appears in your dream, and you can never look at them the same way.
nmf

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