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Quotes added on Friday, June 22 2012

  1. TheJewishJesus TheJewishJesus
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Hi I'm the Jewish Jesus.

  2. derekangelo derekangelo
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Life's not about the breaths you take,
    but the moments that take your breath away.

  3. ayana ayana
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:00am UTC
    I always thought that we'd last
    But not all wishes come true
    Now, I want to hate you because it'll make it easier
    But I can't

  4. FallenAndBroken FallenAndBroken happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:01am UTC
    I put in more,
    did lore than called upon,
    more than deserved.
    But in the end did I
    wind up hurt?
    Yes.

  5. whenthemusicst0ps whenthemusicst0ps
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:01am UTC
    And I do
    want you know
    I'll hold you up above everyone.
    And I do
    want you know I think you'd be good to me
    And I'd be so good to you.

  6. Sammy011497 Sammy011497
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:01am UTC
    No one is perfect so stop trying to be

  7. PinkLemons13 PinkLemons13
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:01am UTC
    FuN FaCtS:
    Eat chocolate, live longer! (According to Harvards recent studys)

  8. lolgrl3 lolgrl3
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:01am UTC
    DRIVE ME CRAZY
    Chapter 2
    As I pulled open the door to the school, I was hit by a burst of air conditioned cold air. At any other time I would have found it sweet and refreshing, but on this specific day it only made me shiver. I stepped inside.
    Gazing around at the interior of the school, it was just like I remembered. In this hallway, the main corridor, trophies from various sports and pictures of star athletes lined the walls; the walls themselves were bright with the colors yellow and blue, the school’s spirit colors. Somehow I found myself walking the route to class subconsciously, so well did I know the school. This time, though, I knew about this school. I knew what people from here were like. And you could bet that I wouldn’t fall for any of their crap again.
    I slowed my walking so that I would not be early. The less time I had to sit alone at my desk, the better. Being not exactly outgoing and purposefully placing myself in a class where I knew no one had not been my wisest move. However, in the amazing prospect of learning to drive, I had not thought about that at all. So here I was, inching my way to the beginning of a long two week session of class.
    Suddenly my thoughts changed direction. What had Jean meant by carpool? Surely I would have remembered if mother had told me about a carpool, right? I asked myself. I certainly couldn’t remember it. Then again, as I looked down at myself, I couldn’t even remember how I had come to be in these clothes this morning. I was in my oldest pair of jean shorts, which had over time grown tighter and shorter any of my other pairs, and my sister’s thin grey t-shirt (with the word “whatever” written on it in large bold letters) over a white lace tank top I had received from my friend Emmy for my last birthday. I could care less about my reputation this year.
    Lost in thought, I hardly noticed that I had reached my classroom. I hardly noticed that I pulled the door open and was fully aware of where I was when I found myself standing in front of a nearly filled classroom. Most unfortunately, most eyes were on me.
    Hey Wittians! Like I've said, this is my first story ever and I'm kinda nervous about It!! If you would like to read another chapter, please let me know with a fave or a comment?? Thanks so much guys! :)

  9. KeepMovingOn94 KeepMovingOn94
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:01am UTC
    All that I've been working towards the last year went down the drain. I'm in too deep now.

  10. pandabear13 pandabear13
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:02am UTC
    i cant sleep

  11. UnknownButNotInvisibleDanny UnknownButNotInvisibleDanny
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Meh.
    I was a little happy.
    But now I feel like sh-t.
    Why do I always have to f-ck up.

  12. Santa_Claus Santa_Claus
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:02am UTC
    I AM...
    SANTA CLAUS!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. LoveHasNoLimits_x LoveHasNoLimits_x
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Hiii Witty girls :)
    What I need right now is a witty best friend! Not just a witty best friend, but a true best friend.
    Some one I can add on Facebook, oovoo/Skype, text, call, anything!!
    Someone whos 13 or 14, and lives in the US (for texting/calling purposes.)
    Someone who doesn't have a problem with my love for one direction and clothes.
    Someone who can vent to be, and I can vent to them.
    Someone who'll actually talk to me in a few weeks and not blow me off!
    Anyone? Pweeaasseee? Hehe, comment on this quote or my profiles if ya wanna talk! Thanks guuissseeess;) hehe.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. Tipsxtoxbexhappy Tipsxtoxbexhappy
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Tips to being a happyier person everyday: 001
    Stop comparing your self to other people.
    You're perfect.
    Just how you are.
    You shouldnt change.
    Ever.
    Please.

  17. JayJen21 JayJen21
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:03am UTC
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  18. SWAG_KING58 SWAG_KING58
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:03am UTC
    HEAT NATION
    When facing the Heat
    you will always face defeat!
    2012 N.B.A. Champions

  19. ThoughtsOfAnInvisibleGirl95 ThoughtsOfAnInvisibleGirl95
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Nevermind I'll Find Someone Like You......LOLZ JKS I want a real man.

  20. Sammy011497 Sammy011497
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:03am UTC
    You're the reason why people were born with middle fingers.

:)

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