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Quotes added on Saturday, June 16 2012

  1. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:00am UTC
    I can honestly say, I am very thankful to be alive today.

  2. Titanium_Adrii7 Titanium_Adrii7
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Lyrics to TitaniumBy: David Guetta and Sia you shout it loud but i cant hear a word you say. Iam talking loud, not saying much.iam criticised ,but all your bullets ricochet you shoot me down ,but i get upIam bullet proof, nothing to lose, fire away,fire away, ricochet, you take your aim,fire away,fire away, You shoot me down,But i wont fall, Iam Titanium (X2) cut me down, but its you who'll have further to fallGhost town,and Haunted loveRaise your voice, sticks and stones may break my bonesiam talking loud,not saying muchIam bullet proof,nothing to lose,fire away,fire away,ricochet,you take your aim,fire away,fire away,You shoot me down,but i wont fall, Iam Titanium (X2)Iam Titanium (X2) stone hard,maichine gun,stone hard,fired at the ones who run, stone hard, as bulletproof glassYou shoot me down,but i wont fall,Iam Titanium (X4)Iam Titanium

  3. Trinity31 Trinity31
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:00am UTC
    The most amazing feeling in the world is to look at someone you really care about and know they feel the same way about you.

  4. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Trying to get a thought out and then when everyone's staring
    realizing it came out totally wrong... like reeeeaaallllyy wrong.

  5. IfHappyEverAfterDidExsist IfHappyEverAfterDidExsist
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Prologue
    I’m Emma, I’m 14 and I live at home with my dad. My mum died in a car accident when I was 11. My dad is always on business trips, so it’s basically just me and my brother, Nick. I have a best friend Jazzy and we have been friends since we were babies. Our mum’s were really good friends when they were little aswell. Jazzy’s mum, Viv always tell me stories about my mum she is really nice and treats me like her own daughter. Jazzy pulls all the guys and everyone wants to be her friend, she has really long chocolate brown hair and the greenest eyes, she also has a boyfriend Nathan he is really sweet and treats her like a princess. I play a lot of sport and don’t have time to socialize so I am kind-of an outcast. I have dirty blonde hair and pale green eyes. My brother is the school jerk; he was 13 when mum died. And has never had a proper relationship with a girl as he cannot have emotional attachments in the fear of losing them. I have never had a boyfriend, and Nathan is my best guy friend, we are on the same soccer team his the captain, and he is the funniest guy ever.

  6. Sunny1703 Sunny1703
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:01am UTC
    You want to know how I feel?
    Go listen, or look up the lyrics to the song
    "Welcome to my Life" by Simple Plan.
    It tells you exactly how I feel.

  7. SexyCountryGirl1097 SexyCountryGirl1097
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:01am UTC
    APPEARANCE
    [x] I am shorter than 5'4.
    [x] I have many scars.
    [x] I tan easily.
    [] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [x] I wear glasses sometimes.
    [] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    [x] I have more than 2 piercings.
    [x] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    [] I have freckles.
    FAMILY
    [x] I've sworn at my parents.
    [] I've run away at home.
    [] I've been kicked out of the house.
    [] My biological parents are together.
    [] I have a sibling less than one year old.
    [x] I wanna have kids someday.
    [] I want to adopt someday.
    SCHOOL/WORK
    [x] I'm in school.
    [] I have a job.
    [x] I've fallen asleep at school/work.
    [x] I almost always do my homework.
    [] I missed a week or more of school.
    [] I failed more that one class last year.
    [x] I've stolen something from my school.
    EMBARRASSMENT
    [] I've slipped out a 'lol' in a spoken conversation.
    [x] Disney Movies still make me cry.
    [x] I've snorted while laughing.
    [x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    [x] I've glued my hand to something.
    [x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
    HEALTH
    [] I was born with a disease/impairment.
    [x] I've broken a bone.
    [] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [] I've sat in the doctor's office with a friend.
    [x] I had a serious injury.
    [] I've had chicken pox.
    [] I have/had asthma.
    EXPERIENCES
    [] I've gotten lost in my city.
    [x] I've seen a shooting star.
    [x] I've wished on a shooting star.
    [] I've seen a meteor shower.
    [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
    [] I've been skydiving.
    [] I've gone skinny dipping.
    [x] I've played spin the bottle.
    [] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [] I've crashed a car.
    [x] I've been skiing.
    [x] I've been in a play.
    [] I've met someone in person from the internet.
    [x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    [] I've sat on a rooftop at night.
    [x] I've played chicken.
    [x] I've played a prank on someone.
    [] I've ridden in a taxi.
    [x] I've eaten sushi.
    [] I've been snowboarding.
    RELATIONSHIPS
    [] I've gone on a blind date.
    [] I miss someone right now.
    [x] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [] I've gotten divorced.
    [] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    [] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    [x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    [x] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    HONESTY
    [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
    [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [x] I've snuck out of my house.
    [x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
    [] I've cheated while playing a game.
    [] I've cheated on a test.
    [] I've been suspended from school.
    BAD TIMES
    [x] I've consumed alcohol.
    [x] I regularly drink.
    [] I can't swallow pills.
    [x] I can swallow 5 pills at a time no problem.
    [] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    [x] I shut out others when I'm depressed.
    [] I take anti-depressants.
    [] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
    [] I've hurt myself on purpose.
    [] I've woken up crying.

  8. stephiscool stephiscool
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Don't Text Me While I'm
    Texting You, Now I Have To
    Change My Text.

  9. lilsoccergirl lilsoccergirl
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:02am UTC
    What am I supposed to do
    When the best part of me was always you?

  10. ilovepeeta19 ilovepeeta19
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:02am UTC
    “Remember, were madly in love so you can kiss me anytime you feel like it.” ♥

  11. DangerDove DangerDove
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:04am UTC
    A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer.
    In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he worked.
    "What did you take?" his priest asked.
    "Enough to build my own house and enough for my son's house. And houses for our two daughters and our cottage at the lake."
    "This is very serious," the priest said. "I shall have to think of a far-reaching penance. Have you ever done a retreat?"
    "No, Father, I haven't," the man replied. "But if you can get the plans, I can get the lumber."

  12. Chlohoey Chlohoey
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:04am UTC
    "God" doesn't control your life
    You do.

  13. ilovepeeta19 ilovepeeta19
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:04am UTC
    TRUE STORY#49
    Yeah, Adele set fire to the rain but Spongebob made a camp fire under water.

  14. BeeMYSunshine BeeMYSunshine
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:05am UTC
    shes all i ever think about. but she doesnt even care. im so sick of trying. if she wants me as much as i want her then she can come get me.

  15. Aye_Bishh Aye_Bishh
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Hail Mary.
    Forgive me.
    Blood for blood.
    Hearts beating.
    Come at me.
    Now this means war.

  16. Mednez Mednez
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:05am UTC
    The main reason why
    A daughter needs a dad is to show her, not all men are like the ones who hurt her.

  17. Nappi101 Nappi101
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Some peole need to grow the f*** up.

  18. bridget02 bridget02
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:06am UTC
    I've seen it all, So I thought
    But I've never seen nobody shine the way you do.

  19. DangerDove DangerDove
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:06am UTC
    A man asked his wife what she'd like for her 40th birthday.
    "I'd love to be six again," she replied.
    On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then, it was off to a movie - the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventure!
    Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
    He leaned over and lovingly asked,
    "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
    One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."
    The moral of this story is: When a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.

  20. ilovepeeta19 ilovepeeta19
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:07am UTC
    TRUE STORY#50
    Is it just me or…when your cooking something in the microwave the minutes are 5 time slower.

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