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Quotes added on Saturday, June 9 2012

  1. JustBravo JustBravo
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:00am UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN
    girls wear more make-up then clothes

  2. Lovinhim4life Lovinhim4life
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:00am UTC
    You don't know him like I do. You'll never understand. That boy's my best friend.

  3. lexishea99 lexishea99
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:00am UTC
    The sun goes down,
    the stars come out.
    And all that counts,
    is here and now.
    My universe will never be the same.
    I'm glad you came.
    I'm glad you came.
    -The Wanted-


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. h4ppiness h4ppiness
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:01am UTC
    nobody: you're cute and I want to date you

  6. slumpdogmillionaire slumpdogmillionaire
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:01am UTC
    if I could do it over,
    I would do things different.
    I wouldn't be living with these god foresaken secrets.

  7. DaysInTheLifeOfGibby DaysInTheLifeOfGibby
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Key to Witty:
    if a quote looks like its missing something or nothings there you need to highlight it<3

  8. shattered24 shattered24
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Lol i still wanna be friends....you've gotta be out of your damn mind to say that after you took a hammer to my heart

  9. Lovinhim4life Lovinhim4life
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Yeah. That's right. I met someone new today. First step in having a great summer=== meeting him <3

  10. Pinksapphire98 Pinksapphire98
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Lets be honest here, I could never murder someone, I can barely put the straw in my juice box.

  11. yourwordscutlikeknives yourwordscutlikeknives
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:04am UTC
    I'll admit it,
    I've cried myself to sleep
    & prayed that I wouldn't wake up

    nmf

  12. neverturnyourbackonfriends neverturnyourbackonfriends
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:04am UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN:
    when your friends take a picture of you and you look amazing but when you take a picture of yourself you look horrible

  13. charlieisnotaunicorn charlieisnotaunicorn
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:04am UTC
    What guys think we do at sleepovers:
    Have feather pillow fights in bras and underwear.
    What we really do:
    Play video games, eat, talk, and fart.

  14. TurtleRawr TurtleRawr
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:04am UTC
    70 questions!
    1. Name - Emily
    2. Nickname - Em, emiwy, omelet, grillfried :P
    3. Elementary school - Longleaf but Im in middle/going to high school now so :3
    4. Tall or short - Im tall-ish?
    5. Sweats or jeans - JEANS!
    6. Orange or apple - Orange
    7. Do you have a crush on someone - My boyfriend hehe c;
    8. Eat or drink - Drink
    9. Piercings - I have none!
    10. Pepsi or coke - Coke
    Have you ever...
    11. Been in an airplane ? No!
    12. Been in a relationship ? Yes :)
    13. Been in a car accident ? No
    14. Been in a fist fight ? Yeeeah
    Firsts & Last
    15. First piercing - Never
    16. First best friend - Kaisia
    17. First award - Taekwondo
    18. First crush - I dont remember
    19. First word - Im not sure lol
    20. Last person you talked to in person - My mom
    21. Last person you texted - Nicholas
    22. Last friend you watched a movie with - Nicholas :P
    23. Last food you ate - Noodles XD
    24. Last movie you watched in theaters - I dont remember lol
    25. Last song you listened to - Sugar we're goin down
    26. Last thing you bought - No idea
    27. Last person you hugged - I dont remember
    28. Food ? ICECREAM
    29. Drink ? Mountain dew c:
    30. Flower ? Carnations <3
    31. Animal ? MINI Rooster c:
    32. Color ? Green.. or red and black c:
    33. Place ? The beach
    34. Movie ? Titanic, Ghost rider, INNNNNCEEEPTIOOOOON!
    35. Subject? Science!
    Have you ever ...
    36. Fallen in love with someone? Currently~
    37. Celebrated Halloween? Hhaha yes<3
    38. Went over the minutes/texts on your phone? Lmao so often
    39. Wanted to smack someone upside the head? Yes, and I have c:
    40. Eaten a whole pizza? a whole MINI PIZZA, yes c:
    41. Did something you regret? Noope
    42. Broke a promise? Yeah
    43. Hid a secret? Ehh.
    44. Pretend to be happy? Not really. Theres never really reason to be upset unless someone dies
    Your future...
    45. Want kids? I do, but Im scared to have them. :c
    46. Want to get married: Very much, yes.
    47. Career? Environmental Scientist. :)
    Which is better in the opposite gender?
    48. Lips or eyes? Eyes <3
    49.Shorter or taller - Eeek Taller!
    50. Romantic or spontaneous- I dont care c:
    51. Hook up or relationship- Relationship.
    52. Looks or personality- PERSONALITY I dont give a damn about looks, tbh!
    Have you ever...
    53. Lost glasses/contacts? Ha yes
    54. Snuck out? Kinda not really..?
    55. Held a gun/knife for self defense? Self defense, no. Cause I was mad, yes.
    56. Broke someones heart? Apparently.
    57. Been in love? Currently~
    58. Been arrested? Nope c;
    Do you believe in;
    59. Yourself; 50/50
    60. Miracles; Mm..not sure!
    61. Love at first sight; No. Thatd mean you based someone off their looks. How dumb.
    62. Santa: YES! HOLY ASDFGHJKL. I met him! c;
    63. Forever & Always; Yeah :)
    TRUTHFULLY
    64. Is there one person you want to be with right now: Nicholas and Nabeeha <3
    65. Who your real friends are : Well all my friends are internet friends..does that count? XD
    66. Who was the last person you text : Nicholas (wasnt this already asked?)
    67. Who your best friend : Nicholas or Nabeeha cause I tell them everythinnggg
    68. boy you trust the most : Nicholas!!! <3
    69. girl you trust the most : This amazingly perfect girl named Nabeeha :)
    70. Who was the last person you called; Nicholas :p

  15. kitkat598 kitkat598
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:05am UTC
    AlphabetQuiz
    A- Available? Yuppp
    B- Birthday? May 1st
    C- Crushing on? ONE DIRECTION
    D- Drink you last had? Dr. Pepper
    E- Easiest person to talk to? my best friends
    F- Favorite song? what makes you beautiful
    G- Gumy bears or gummy worms? Gummy worms!
    H- Hometown? Houston, Texas
    I-In love with? Dancing :)
    J- Jealous of? famous actors that can't actually act
    K- Killed someone? ummmm no
    L- Longest car ride? 2 1/2 days to Washington D.C.
    M- Milkshake flavor? Chocolate!
    N- Number of siblings? 1
    O- One wish? just to have a fun life, I guess....
    P- Person you texted last? Noelle
    Q- Question you are always asked? Is your name spelled with a 'y' or an 'ie'?
    R- Reason to smile? dancing, singing, theatre, life
    S- Scars? everywhere.....
    T- Time you woke up? 8:30 I think
    U- Underwear color? lime green
    V- Violent moment you had? my little sister smacking me
    W- Worse habit? saying 'sorry'
    X- X-rays you had? nose, knee
    Y- Yoyos are? funnnnn
    Z- Zodiac sign? TAURUS! :)

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:06am UTC
    ooh, baby
    i know loving you ain't easy
    but it sure is
    worth a try♥

  17. LinaBinaBaeStories LinaBinaBaeStories
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Another Summer Love Story
    //Chapter 2| Oliver's P.O.V//
    "Dude, who was that hottie?" Jason asked. "Her name is Aaliyah. And she's finee" I laughed. Legitly speaking, I'd tap her in a heartbeat. She was gorgeous. And if I ever saw her again, she's be the ultimiate summer hook-up. "Get some!" My other friend, Tobi shouted. I laughed, and playfully punched him in the shoulder. "You know it" I said. "Where you wanna go?" Tobi asked, sipping his pepsi. "Let's go to Jay's place" Jason suggested. Jay, was our other friend, although I've only known him for barely a week. He had brown hair, like Aaliyahs', but green eyes. "Sure" Tobi and I say.
    As we pull up to Jay's house, I get out of the car, and ring the doorbell. His mom come's to answer. "Hello there Jason, and friends. Jay's just up in his bedroom" She tells me. He nods, walking in with the Tobi and I. I sprint up the stairs, and past his sister's bedroom door. I can hear One Direction being blasted. I roll my eyes, continuing. One Direction was so gay. I mean, Harold, or whatever his name was, and Lewis had pictures on each other's laps. Can you say gay? I think so. "Dude, stop eavesdropping on his sister, and hurry up" Tobi called, running down the hall. I nod, and follow him. When we reach his room, I take the curtousy to knock. "Come in" He calls. "Hey bro!" Jason says walking into Jay's room. "Hey guys" Jay says, slapping five with each of us.
    "Dude, she's hot" I say to Jay, as he scrolls through his facebook. "I know. I'm like to get it on with her" He tells us. Laughing, we all tackle him to the bed. Rolling over, holding my gut, I hear a knock on the door. "Come in" Jay laughs. "Jay, what's going on?" A femal voice says. I open my eyes, and see Aaliyah, standing there in a One Direction tank top, and short gym shorts. "Go away, Lia" Jay yells, seriously. "Whatever" She says looking around the room. She stops when she see's me. "What's he doing here?" She asks, pointing at me. "Oliver? He's a friend" Jay replies. Lia rolls here eyes. "Well, have fun being gay" She says, storming out. What the hell's wrong with her?
    ~Heyy there! Another chapter today, just from Oliver's p.o.v. What do you guys think of him? It's starting off slow... but y'know. So, for every other chapter, I'll put a teaser up. Here's the teaser for the next chapter: "Your friends with him?" I asked, in diebelief.~
    Ta-ta for now -Lina

  18. blondie316 blondie316
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Hey I just met you,
    and this is crazy,
    But here is my year book
    so sign it maybe?:)

  19. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:07am UTC
    TeenagerPost#281
    "What if..." "That won't happen" "Yeah, but WHAT IF?!"
    nmf.nmq.

  20. crazyxbeautifulxlife crazyxbeautifulxlife
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:08am UTC
    That awkward moment
    when in like 20 years
    we're all gonna be like thirty whatever
    and getting married.
    lol jk, how can i get married if im forever alone?

:)

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