Quotes added on Thursday, June 7 2012

Hahalmao
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 12:00am UTC

WE HAVE: Photoshop, auto tune, & plastic surgery. Too bad there's nothing for your ugly personality.

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 12:00am UTC

Being a virgin
in this day and age is something to be
proud of.
You’re like a unicorn

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XxRockerChickxX
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 12:00am UTC

Confession #1
I still have a pillow that ive had since I was 2 and still sleep with it :S
format (c): formatsforfree.weelby.com

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RawrGeorgiaxD
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 12:01am UTC

It is the year 2812
Teacher: Today we will be learning about a collective genre of humans called 'fangirls'. These 'fangirls' survived on nothing but nutella while 'blogging' on 'laptops' in a pitch dark room about various 'fandoms' on a website named 'tumblr', and spoke a distinctive language called 'adfasdflkj'

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ImOnlyATeen
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 12:01am UTC

The person who falls and gets back up is stronger
than the person who never fell.
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John bush*
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 12:01am UTC

I feel betrayed.

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squirrel1515
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 12:02am UTC

"I'm Sorry" means
less and less
everytime he says it... :|
:(Kim.my.life.

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gwen87765
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 12:02am UTC

"Until I Find
The Perfect Girl
I Have Louis..." - Harry Styles<3

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 12:03am UTC

░░░░
Cheating is not an accident,
Falling of your bike is an accident.
You don't trip and fall into V*gina.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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XxRockerChickxX
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 12:04am UTC

Confession #2
I have been diagnosed with depression and anxiety
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Team Starkid*
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 12:05am UTC

You know you're a Starkid When
#35
When you know that whoever has the mustache
is in charge of the mission
~Tumblr
NMF

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 12:06am UTC

Her: I just banged my elbow off the wall!!
Him: Id like to bang you on the wall...

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JerseyGurrl
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 12:07am UTC

click to see this quote

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justforvents
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 12:07am UTC

Kidz Bop is doing What Makes You Beautiful... can't wait to see how they'll screw this song up...

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Misc_Sam
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June 7, 2012 12:08am UTC

Today is 6/6/12. Being bored in math I wrote at the top of my page: 6+6=12. I had never felt so (lol) Witty. Till the guy beside me told me to stop laughing evilly to myself because it was "creepy". Pft. What does he know.

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julesmarco
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 12:08am UTC

Are you haters happy now?
Are you?
Niall has changed.
Louis has changed.
One Direction has changed.
All because of you guys.
So, are you happy?
Are you happy that Harry cried over hate?
Are you happy that Niall changed his style into something we barely recognize?
Are you happy that Zayn covers up his tattoos because people started rumors about him being a terrorist?
Are you happy that Louis doesn't act crazy and 'forever young' anymore?
Are you happy that Liam is cussing because of hate on him and his girlfriend?
Are you?
Was this your goal?
Was it your goal to have Harry lose so much weight because people called him fat?
Was it?
Was it your goal to have Louis act normal?
Was it your goal to have Liam lose himself?
Was it your goal to have Niall cry?
Was it your goal to have Zayn act even more quiet?
Thank you, all of you haters. This is how it is now, and we can't change it.
Are you happy now?
Was this your goal?
Is this perfect enough for you?

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Team Starkid*
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 12:08am UTC

Starkid Fangirl Moments (Little White Lie)
*Waiting For Table At Fridays*
Maitre D: Calvin! Pary of four. Calvin
Me: His name is Kevin, Tanya!

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kristenleigh101
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 12:08am UTC

Everyone always talks about how they hate being home alone because they're afraid they're going to be murdered.
And then there's me.
I hope somebody tries to break into my house so i can just be like
"Come at me, bro."
And then
KICK A$$ :)

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ImOnlyATeen
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 12:08am UTC

Sometimespeople don’t notice the
things we do for them,
tillwe stop doing them.
.
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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 12:09am UTC

"So what do you want to do on Friday?"
"I dunno, we could walk to the park :) we still have to have that water gun battle. It's so on btw."
"Sure! And don't you know it. So are we calling this a date?"
"Well, sure if you want to :)"
"I do :) Miss, would you like to date me?"
"But of course, kind sir ;) But just so you know, just cause I'm dating you doesn't mean I'll let you win the war. Jussayin."
" I wouldn't have it any other way, kid." :D"
^True story.♥

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