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Quotes added on Sunday, June 3 2012

  1. ilovevolleyball ilovevolleyball
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:05am UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    your just sitting there quietly waiting for someone to say "awkward"

  2. DreamingDirectioner DreamingDirectioner
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Girl: Slow down, Im scared
    Guy: No, this is fun.
    Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
    Guy: Then tell me you love me.
    Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
    Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl : *hugs him*
    Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
    Girl: Alright, now slow down
    Guy: I love you babe.
    (in the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this ....and....the love of your life will realize they feel the same .... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life.. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life
    Love this story

  3. killaluvsyou18970 killaluvsyou18970
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:06am UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. MsLaptoplover MsLaptoplover
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:06am UTC
    I dunno if anyone else thought of this but I just figured this out!
    You
    obviously
    lack
    originality
    or backwards!
    Only
    losers
    obey
    yolo
    ;)

  5. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:06am UTC
    "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm alright."
    That's what I keep telling people.
    But you want to know the truth? I have not slept properly in over a
    week. I haven't eaten properly in a week. I've gotten to where I
    just don't eat because when I do, I end up puking. I've never
    felt more alone in my entire life. I've never needed people more.
    Yet, my phone stays silent. Because you know what? They couldn't
    care less about me.

  6. bizzlebelles bizzlebelles
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:06am UTC
    bee (bianca)
    honestly don't know what to say.♥
    bianca is incredible c:
    she's gorgeous and reeeally amazing and super sweet c:
    and i will kill the boys who are ever rude to you
    t(-_-t) that's for the boys <
    Bianca, Abby and I are the three muskaqueers c;
    we are sooo funnehh c;
    we talk about the most random stuff i swear >.<
    oh and also, Bianca is gonnabe a bridesmaid at my wedding, like i'll be a bridesmaid at hers c:
    she is supeeer cute and i can talk to her about anything c:
    Bianca is amazing and deserves the very best c:
    Neeeever change okay c:
    And remember, one day Iwill come get you during school and hit the boys over the ehad with a baseball bat c: hehe remember? c;

    love youu beautiful c:

  7. paperheartx101 paperheartx101
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:06am UTC
    “If you live to be a hundred,
    I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”
    -Winnie the Pooh♥

  8. Mel123* Mel123*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:06am UTC
    We have been friends for a few
    years. Now, you have turned
    into the person that I hate..
    I don't know who you even are anymore..

  9. LatashaMariee LatashaMariee
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:07am UTC
    The best way to tell someone when you dont like them is text them ad say "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down ! ; ]

  10. JustAnotherOne JustAnotherOne
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:08am UTC
    At times i feel it best
    Just to stay at home,
    No, not to try and rest
    But just to be alone,
    Though sometimes this is lonely
    I swear it is not a myth
    When alone--sometimes you only,
    Need someone to be alone with

  11. Meany23 Meany23
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    June 3, 2012 12:08am UTC
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  12. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:08am UTC
    i just broke up with someone and the last thing he said to me was" you will never find anyone like me again"
    and i thought"i sure hope not"

  13. jbiebs296 jbiebs296
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:08am UTC
    Dear Freshman
    Guys,
    taking an axe
    shower
    doesn't count
    as taking a real
    shower.

  14. ELIZA_GRACE ELIZA_GRACE
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:08am UTC
    Time started: 11:22
    Gender: Female
    Birthday: Nov 12
    Siblings: 1 brother
    Eye color: Green
    Shoe size: 8
    Height: Around 5'4"
    What are you wearing: AENY shirt, Abercrombie sweats
    Where do you live: Temporary residence
    Righty or lefty: Righty
    Can you make a dollar in change right now: Yes
    Who are your closest friends: Mel and CJ
    Best place for a date? Movie
    Where is your fav place to shop: Forever 21, Savers
    Favorite kind of plant? Roses
    Fave Color? Black, blue, green
    Fave Number: 7
    Fave Boys Name: Jonah
    Fave Girls Name: Hollis
    Fave Sport: Volleyball
    Fave Month: April
    Movies: Rom-Com, Comedies, Horror, Action
    Juice: None
    Icecream: Cookie Dough
    Breakfast food: Bagels
    Favorite cartoon character: Anybody from a Disney-Pixar movie
    Given anyone a bath: No
    Smoked: No
    Made yourself throw-up: No
    Gone skinny dipping: No
    Eaten a dog: No
    Put your tongue on a frozen pole? Yes
    Loved someone so much it made you cry? Yes
    Broken a bone? No
    Played truth or dare: Yes
    Been in a physical fight: Yes
    Been in a police car: No
    Been on a plane: Yes
    Come close to dying: Yes
    Been in a sauna: No
    Been in a hot tub: Yes
    Cried when someone died: Yes
    Cried in school: Yes
    Fell off your chair: Yes
    Wait for someone's phone call all night: Yes
    Saved AIM/Yahoo conversations: Yes
    Saved e-mails: Yes
    Fallen for one of your best guy friends: Yes
    Made out with JUST a friend?: No
    Used someone: Yes
    Whats your good luck charm?: St Louis keychain
    Best song you ever heard: Mr Brightside
    What's your bedroom like: As of today, tidy.
    Last thing you said: "Both"
    What is beside you? A table and a pillow pet
    Last thing you ate: Lemon italian ice
    What kind of shampoo do you use? Pantene
    Worst thing that has happened to you this year: Found out I'm moving, got dumped by the only boy I've ever loved, found out my parents are separating (found that out today)
    Chicken Pox: No
    Sore Throat: Yes
    Stitches: Yes
    Broken nose: No
    Do You Believe in love at first sight: Yes
    Like school: Yes
    What schools have you gone to: Medford, South Ocean, now High School
    Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000. dollars: Never
    If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you: Mel and Brian and CJ
    Who was the last person that called you: Dad
    What makes you laugh the most? Humor
    What makes you smile? My friends
    Last Person you yelled at: Angrily? Probably Alex
    Told you that they love you: Mel
    Is your loudest friend: Chris maybe
    Do you like filling these out? Yeah
    Do you wear contacts or glasses: Glasses
    Do you like yourself: Yes
    Do you get along with your family: Yes
    Stolen anything over $50: No
    What are you listening to right now? Friends on tv
    What did you do yesterday: With CJ and Chris
    Got any awards:Yes
    What car do you wish to have: One that runs
    Where do you want to get married: Wherever I'm happy
    If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change: Laziness
    Good driver: Don't know yet. Did pretty well on the go-karts today
    Good Singer: No
    Have a lava lamp: No
    How many remote controls are in your house:14
    Double jointed: No
    What do you dream about: Lately, Alex and only Alex
    Last time you showered: Last night
    Last time you took a bath: Months ago
    Scary or happy movies: Depends
    Chocolate or white chocolate: Choc
    Root Beer or Dr.Pepper: RB
    Mud or Jell-O wrestling: Neither
    Vanilla or chocolate: Always depends
    Summer or winter: Summer. But I'd rather be cold than hot
    Silver or Gold: Silver
    Diamond or pearl: Diamond
    Sunset or Sunrise: Set
    Sprite or 7up: Sprite
    Cats or dogs: Dogs
    Coffee or tea: Coffee
    Phone or in person: Person
    Indoor or outdoor: Out
    End Time: 12:08

  15. suicideemo14 suicideemo14
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:08am UTC
    You can fall from the sky
    You can fall from a tree
    But the best way to fall
    Is in love with me

  16. Misunderstood1997 Misunderstood1997
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:08am UTC
    ‎"do you ever feel like there is something
    inside of you just trying to escape but cant
    and it is a evil and dark thing that is just
    killing you by being in you?"
    "nope"
    "oh well nvm me ether"

  17. ilovevolleyball ilovevolleyball
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:08am UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    Chris Brown raises his hand, and everyong flinches

  18. NerdChick0108 NerdChick0108
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:09am UTC
    The same girl who smiles and talksnonstop, is the same girl who cries herself to sleep every night.
    ♥nmf

  19. The_Sky_Is_Falling* The_Sky_Is_Falling*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:09am UTC
    There's a place in the dark,where the animals go,you can take off your skin in:the cannibal glow.

  20. mLe3e mLe3e
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:10am UTC
    I'm realizing now that now that school's over
    I probably won't see you much anymore...
    And honestly that breaks my heart since I know you're leaving to the Marines soon too
    I just hope you don't forget me.. I know we haven't been dating long but you're the one thing that's perfect in my life & i never want you to go..
    But farewell.. Somebody's gonna miss you & that somebody's me

:)

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