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Quotes added on Saturday, May 26 2012

  1. Izzypopstar8 Izzypopstar8
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Paranoia will destroya
    :)

  2. osnapitzsuzie osnapitzsuzie
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:00am UTC
    IT would make me extremley happy if you guys go on my profile and read the stories I worked hard on please? Love you <3..

  3. itsnickipewpyo itsnickipewpyo
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Pay attention
    to my favorite songs because
    the lyrics they sing are the
    words i'm too scared to say.

  4. *Eternally lost...** *Eternally lost...**
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:01am UTC
    That beautiful moment when:
    your neice tells you that she
    likes your boyfriend just because you like him...
    And shes three.
    Format: twilightgirl995

  5. mightaswellsmile mightaswellsmile
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:01am UTC
    11 m o r e d a y s t i l l P r e t t y L i t t l e L i a r s
    time to bring your -A Game!

    nmf

  6. Baxter9803 Baxter9803
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:01am UTC
    That amazing moment
    When you catch one of your friends saying one of your catchphrases and you feel like such an inspiration. ♥

  7. 1Dquotesneed2die 1Dquotesneed2die
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:01am UTC
    I may hate One Direction quotes but at least I have proper grammar and spelling majority of the time. Please, if you are going to hate on me, purchase a dictionary first and I suggest investing in an English tutor. Omfg.

  8. ElleSmellsReallyGoodxx ElleSmellsReallyGoodxx
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Me: I failed...
    My friend: Me too...
    HIGH FIVE!!!! :D

  9. WordsIWillNeverSay WordsIWillNeverSay
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had a Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Whip Her Hair, which scared The Far East Movement who began to fly like a G6. Nelly then woke up and sighed as he said it was Just A Dream

  10. bizzlebelles bizzlebelles
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Love me,
    and I will move mountains
    to make you happy.
    Hurt me,
    And I'll drop those mountains
    on your head.

  11. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:03am UTC
    WANTED:
    A country boy with small town morals. Handsome and sweet. Wears cowboy boots and good-smelling cologne. Likes driving fast and kissing slow. Treats a girl nice and has respect. Knows the difference in right and wrong. A boy who will never use me and will always treat me right. A boy who will cuddle and sleep in with me. Who will kiss me goodnight and kiss me good morning. He doesn't have to be there all the time... just sometimes. He can be crazy, cause I'm kinda crazy too. He doesn't have to be perfect, just perfect for me.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  12. xXxrhiannonxXx xXxrhiannonxXx
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:03am UTC
    My life is in pieces, all the time. And they just keep breaking, and as soon as I fix one, another one goes down.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. ourlastsummer ourlastsummer
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Loved you once,
    Love you Still;
    Always have
    Always will.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. itsnickipewpyo itsnickipewpyo
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:05am UTC
    I'm not mad. I'm hurt.
    THERE'S A DIFFERNCE.

  16. MrsKoolaid MrsKoolaid
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Sorry my followers and readers of Torn In Between, but I may not be able to post any chapters tomorrow. I'll try my best to though! :)

  17. cablemade135 cablemade135
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Things to do
    1) Dig a hole
    2) Name the hole "hole"
    3) Watch people fall in holes

  18. jumpthenfallx23 jumpthenfallx23
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:05am UTC
    SPiRiT
    chapter 1
    I woke up with a strange tingling feeling. I rubbed my eyes a few times until they slowly opened. I couldn't see anything around me until I blinked my eyes a million times. I was laying face up to the ceiling. After a few seconds of extreme confusion- even worse than the kind that comes along after you wake up in the morning-- i began to slowly tilt my head up and look at my surroundings. Where was I? What was I doing on the floor?
    It took me a few minutes to realize it was my own bedroom. The posters of my favorite pop stars, picture of my friends and all my trophies from thousands of track meets were gone. So was my desk, and all of my clothes. I pulled myself to sit up, and my body felt as light as a feather. Did I pass out? I didn't feel sick or nauseous.
    A clock with blinking red numbers read 8:35am on a table beside me. It was obviously morning. Finally, i got myself to stand up. I was hit with an extreme dizziness before i could catch my balance, but i used a stack of boxes beside me to help me stay on my feet. Once again, i scanned my eyes around what I thought was my room. The curtains were closed, keeping out the bright sunlight. The room smelled musty and dirty, as if no one had even laid foot in it for a year. The door was cracked slightly open, with a sliver of light illuminating a corner of the room. Making my way towards the door was the hardest part. Even though it was only a few feet away, I kept tripping over things like I hadn't ever used my feet before. I walked down the hallway of my house, but something was off. All of the my families personal items were gone, even the molding where I marked my height every year had been painted over. For a second I considered that I had just woken up from a coma and my family just left me here. Pft, that sounded so stupid. Then, I was afraid i lost my memory. I still knew my name, my age, my phone number-- it was all still there in my brain. So, if I hadn't changed, what happened to the world around me?
    hey guys! i started writing this story a while ago but lost interest in it. I completely redid all the chapters and im adding more now. hope you enjoy! and dont forget to comment :)

  19. *Caraphernelia* *Caraphernelia*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Sometimes I think I have capgras delusion
    It s a disorder where the individual believes that a friend or family member has been abducted and replaced by an impostor (who looks identical to them)

  20. itsnickipewpyo itsnickipewpyo
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Hi, I'm Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome.

:)

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