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Quotes added on Friday, May 18 2012

  1. brown_snuffle brown_snuffle
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Dear Tv Movies,
    I Hate When It Starts Getting To The Good Parts And You Fade To A Commercial Fav If You Think That To.

  2. hereforever hereforever
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Eat Dirt
    What doesn't kill you
    Makes you sick
    And if your sick,
    You learn a lesson.
    ANd with every lesson,
    You get wiser
    So much wiser

  3. xAshleyLuvsBVB xAshleyLuvsBVB
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:01am UTC
    You have to understand that people change.
    Some for the better, others for the worst.

  4. Erinbaybee Erinbaybee
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:02am UTC
    *On Omegle*
    Stranger : I'm Steve
    Me: OMG! Steve!? Like the Steve that created witty?! Omfg! I praise you!
    Stranger: .... Wth are you talking about?

  5. SoftballStar411 SoftballStar411
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:02am UTC
    *Day before test*mom: do you have any tests this week?me: umm...No (have tests everyday of the week)mom: ok.*week after you take tests; get good grades..must tell mom!*me: MOM! i got A's on all my tests!mom: Good job sweetie! *awkward pause* wait when did you have tests?me: oh i had a test everyday last week..mom: did you study?me: ya of course! (psh who even studys these days?!)mom: oh ok watever.. *Fav if you've ever had a convo with your parents before lol*

  6. sarsarisme sarsarisme
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:02am UTC
    The Computer Insident Part One
    The following story isn't true...
    Me: What's up?
    Friend: Nothing...
    Me: ... Really...?
    Friend: Y-yeah, heh heh.
    Me: You know I can tell when your lying, right?
    Friend: FINE! I hate my life!
    Me: Why?
    Friend: ...
    Me: You gonna tell me, or...?
    Friend: Me computer died! Nooo!
    Me: So?
    Friend: So? SO?! How can you say so?!
    Me: Well...
    Friend: You know, for a friend, your really heartless...
    Me: :) Thank you.

  7. duncann98 duncann98
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Sometimes two people have
    to fall apart to
    realize how much they need to
    fall back together

  8. yitachikelly yitachikelly
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:05am UTC
    We have 5 fingers for a reason:
    pinky: To make promises towards our friends
    ring: For that special person
    middle: To flip off those who go against me
    pointer: To point towards my friends and make them shine
    thumb: To encourage every person that deserves it

  9. paigeharman_05 paigeharman_05
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:05am UTC
    How can i love
    when im afriad to fall
    -Christina Perri

  10. DayDreamer21 DayDreamer21
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:06am UTC
    its moments like this that make me question whats reality, and whats a fantisy,... but you bring back, and make everything clear...you always know what to say, what to do, and how to make me okay. its moments like this that make me question why i ever thought soneone could be better for me than you...

  11. SoftballStar411 SoftballStar411
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Is Anyone Else Just Done WithSchool and Having To See The Same People EverydayFor 9 Months?Cuz I am*Fav if you are too*

  12. lmsmith lmsmith
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Trust me,
    It's harder than it looks

  13. sarsarisme sarsarisme
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:08am UTC
    Clear something up for me here...
    Fave this if you hate One Direction, (love ya if you do)!
    Comment if you love them...
    This is just a survey.

  14. alannaxxoxxo alannaxxoxxo
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:09am UTC
    I'm gonna open a Hunger Games theme park. Gimme 20 bucks and I'll chase you around my backyard with a knife.

  15. Noticing_the_invisable Noticing_the_invisable
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:13am UTC
    She thought that love was supposed
    to save her
    It was supposed to take her home
    But love just never showed

  16. DieAlone DieAlone
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:13am UTC
    Pick five artists you love before reading the questions:
    1. Black Veil Brides
    2. One Direction
    3. All time low
    4. BoyslikeGirls
    5. Automatic loveletter
    1) What was the first song you heard by 1?
    Sweet Blashphemy
    2) What’s your favorite song by 5?
    Story of my life
    3) What kind of impact has 1 left on your life?
    They have save my life, lietrally. I owe them everything, my thanks to them cannot be expressed in words. I reply on Black Veill Brides to tall me that everything will okay, when no-one else will. I listen to them every night before i go to bed, and every morning before my life, they inspire me to go on and be myself
    4) What are your favorite lyrics of 5?
    "I'd ratherbe free to fail."
    5) How many times have you seen 4 live?
    i WISH.
    6) What is your favorite song by 2?
    Same mistakes
    7) When did you first get in to 5?
    A while ago
    8) How did you get into 3?
    My friend introduced me
    9) What is your favorite song by 4?
    Hero/Heroine
    10) Is there a song by 2 that makes you sad?
    Moments, I know what its like to lose someone
    11) What is your favorite song by 3?
    Jasey Rae
    12) Which song do you dislike by number 1?
    None, I love them all

  17. TheClumsyOne TheClumsyOne
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:13am UTC
    The best thing is waking up on your birthday and having 90 notifications :D

  18. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:15am UTC
    Oddly, I always get along better with guys than I do girls.

  19. Mrsleohoward Mrsleohoward
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:16am UTC
    So here's the case. We're both in love. He knows I'm not ready for a relationship. That's the only reason I'm not his girlfriend. He wants the best for me, not him. ♥

  20. MollyMonster11 MollyMonster11
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:16am UTC
    The awkward moment when...
    You walk into a party and
    Lady Gaga is wearing the same thing as you:P

:)

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