*at school, talking to my friend* me: remember that old guy we saw in my s.s book?! friend: hes yummy. me: hes mine. friend: mine. me: im not even kidding. friend: me neither. i love him. me: i love him more, were already married. friend: IM MARRIED TO HIM TOO! me: WTF NO WAY! we have 5 kids. friend: we have 9 kids. me: we have 99 kids. friend: we make babies every hour. me: every MINUTE. friend: every second! me: tushayy:)