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Quotes added on Friday, April 20 2012

  1. StoriesForAll StoriesForAll
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Oh How I Wish...
    Chapter 6
    (A One Direction Fan-fiction)
    "ROSIE, ROSIE WHERE ARE YOU DARLING!?" Oh, no. My mom, this was not good. "Oh there you are, oh, who's this dashing young man?" he studered. "Rosie, dear, she's had a little too much to drink." "Really mom, really, now out of all times possible, NOW you decide to get drunk?!" "No, no, really, I'm fine! Let's go sweetie, I feel a little sick." "Oh my god, oh my god, Harry, I'm so, so sorry! I'm so embarrased, I need to get her home." I started to help my mother up when Harry did something totally sweet again. "Rosie, what's your last name?" "McDonald, why?" I questioned, still helping Lorriane up. "Mrs. McDonald, hi, I'm Harry, and I know nows not the best time, but I'd like to take out your daughter on a date here in the city, is that okay?" I knew she was uncapable to think, so I chimed in, "Susan, could I? You could take her home my dad should be back by now, oh please!" "How will you get home, we don't live around here, and you're a bit young to get home alone at night on a train." she said. "I'll get her home, I promise, here what's your cell number, I'll take it and I'll let you know everything. I have a driver, and I can take care of everything, please, it would really mean a lot to me." he said. "Well. okay, but Rosie, anything happens, call me asap, you hear me!" "Yes, thank you Susan." I hugged her tight, she was like my aunt, and then she winked as she left with my mom, but then ,my mom stoped, dead in her tracks. She turned and said "Harry, she likes you alot and-" I cut her off, "Okay, bye mom!" And they walked away, out of sight. "And I want your number as well." he said with a wink. "Hey, asking for a girl's number before asking her on a date, hm, is chilvery dead?" I said sarcastically. "No, he's down the street." I couldn't help but laugh out loud to that. I faked clearing my throat as a sign for him to ask. "Oh, right." he got down on one knee. "Rosie McDonald, will you go on a date with me, Harry Styles?" To make things more dramatic, I answered in a Southern accent, "Why, of course I would Harry, what'a genle'man you are!" I said. "Oh nice, what else can you do?" Then I showed him my british accent, it seemed apropreite. "We don't say, 'Fish and Chips with the Queen' where on earth did you get that?" "Movies, duh. Haha, in my defence, I'v never been to England. Right then a song came on the speakers. "Looks like you're up, go on, preform for me, you know it better than I do." I said. "There aren't any poles around, Rosie." I laughed hard at that one too. "Well I do know another version, if I could tell you." "Or you can sing it? Come on, it'll be fun." So I stood up and started the version I'd seen online. "We're insecure, we know what for, We're not Danielle, 32, or Elenor-or-or!" We both laughed. "Oh my god, that's so funny, but you aren't 32, but I still like you." We had another moment of eye contact, but I didn't mind it. "So this date sucks, when are we gonna' have some fun!" I said. "Let's get out of here." he said. We walked to the front, then when we turned the last corner he stoped me. "Rosie, are you okay, with that big window, where all those girls can see us? If you're not I can ask to sneak out the back." "No, no, I'm fine, let's go." Truth is I wanted all those girls to see me with Harry, is it so wrong to want to be "that" girl? We coninuted, and we rached the window. I heard screaming, louder than ever, I saw girls crying, laughing, but most of all, death stares, all at ME. I saw the ocasional smile, but not many. "Harry, wait." "It's okay, I promise, I won't let them get to you." He then held my hand, and louder screms arose. Then one girl screamed, loud enough for us to hear, "Everyone, he doesn't like her like that, why would he?" I almost burst into tears right then and there. I could almost see smoke coming out of his ears. "Oh, really?" he said. Then he kissed me right on my hot, red cheek. Girls went crazy. I felt so much better, and that proved that girl, but the excitement wasn't great enough yet. "You missed." I said surprisingly sexy, which I never am. He smiled at that. "You take too long." I said and I kissed him ,right smack on the lips. After a second, he started kissing me back. Girls went absolutly INSANE! Girls tweeted, jumped into the window and some tried breaking in. After a minute, we were both smiling so much, we were forced to stop. Things got so crazy, we ran out the back and into his driver's car.
    feedback, more? :)

  2. ImRightHere ImRightHere
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:02am UTC
    If i ever met a celebrity the first question i would ask then is "what do you do when somebody in the room yells act natrual"

  3. rec0ver rec0ver
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:02am UTC
    "Some people don't understand the promises they're making when they make them." "Right, but you keep the promise anyway, because that's what love is: love is keeping
    the promise anyway .
    - the fault in our stars.

  4. iluhyoux iluhyoux
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Like One Direction Once Said,
    Thank you for
    showing me
    Who you are
    underneath
    Now we know who you guys really are
    Judgemental, Hypocritical and many more.
    Thank you witty, for not letting us be us

  5. jamez37 jamez37
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:04am UTC
    some where there is someone who dreams of your smile and finds in your presents that life is worth while so when you are lonely remember its true some body some where is thinking of you

  6. Youlovedhim Youlovedhim
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Non-Directioners are just as bad as Directioners
    There are half as many anti-Direction quotes as there are pro-Direction quotes. This is insane! Everyone chill out. Non-Directioners are just feeding the problem. Posting nasty quotes about them doesn't decrease their number. It increases it! Non-Directioners shut up, and Directioners just stop it. You aren't going to get Steve to stop the quotes, that would be a major blow to the website, but can we just stop it?
    Clean and Simple.

  7. softball1029 softball1029
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Him: Hey I just met you
    and this is crazy
    but heres my number
    So call me maybe..(;
    LATER...
    Me: *calls*
    Phone: "Hello this is rejection hotline-*
    Me:......

  8. easilyheartbroken easilyheartbroken
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:06am UTC
    •••••••••
    One Direction Fact #1
    Harry's musical heroes are The Beatles & he's also a huge colfplay fan.[:
    •••••••••


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. LifeOfAnOutsider LifeOfAnOutsider
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:07am UTC
    one of my bestfriends kissed me the other day, like, we were making out in the dark, and she said, dont tell anyone, i said, are you bi? and she said, just curious.

  11. tEMPtAtiONZzXx tEMPtAtiONZzXx
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Does anyone know how to live life outside the clubs anymore?

  12. imabeachbum imabeachbum
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:07am UTC
    I know I'm not supposed to be doing this but my friend needs help. His girlfrien just broke up with him. I have no idea what to say. He cut himself and I need help

  13. 1DMyKryptonitee 1DMyKryptonitee
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:08am UTC
    AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! THE LIGHT!! I'm bored. Ü

  14. SocietyIsSlowlyKillingMe SocietyIsSlowlyKillingMe
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:09am UTC
    You don't know a thing about me

  15. sbrowder926 sbrowder926
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Tomorrow is Day of SilenceIt's where every person who supports gay rightsstays silent throughout the day. Fav it you're participating in Day of Silence

  16. easilyheartbroken easilyheartbroken
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:11am UTC
    •••••••••
    One Direction Fact #2 ;
    Liam's favorite color is purple [:
    •••••••••

  17. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:12am UTC
    I'm too scared to sleep because of nightmares.

  18. jamez37 jamez37
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:12am UTC
    Dream as if you will live forever.
    Live as if you will die tomarrow.

  19. IHangWithDSNOP IHangWithDSNOP
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:13am UTC
    10 favorites
    • Favorite Color: Black.
    • Favorite Food: Can't pick one.
    • Favorite Band: Can't pick one.
    • Favorite Movie: Titanic.
    • Favorite Sport: Basketball.
    • Favorite Season: Fall.
    • Favorite Day Of the Week: Friday.
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Coffee.
    • Favorite Time of Day: Noon - about 5
    9 currents
    Current Mood: Ticked
    Current Taste: Gatorade.
    • Current Clothes: Ripped black skinny jeans, black shirt, black jacket.
    • Current Computer: PC
    • Current Finger/Toenail Color: Black.
    • Current Time: 11:11 ♥
    • Current Surroundings: Lots of things.
    • Current Annoyance(s): My mom's stupid dog -.-
    • Current Thought: God, I hate my mom's stupid dog -.-
    5 Firsts
    • First Best Friend: Calle'
    • First crush: Taylor Lautner...
    • First Screen Name: tmroxx64 ... O.o
    • First Pet: A Boxer Bulldog named Roudy.
    • First Piercing: Ears.
    6 Lasts
    • Last Food Consumption: Nachos ;]
    • Last Car Ride: To my grandparents' house.
    • Last Text Message: To Jenna - " Are we performing today? "
    • Last Movie Seen: Mega-Mind ♥
    • Last Item Bought: Grey beanie.
    • Last Song Played: Not The American Average - Asking Alexandria.
    4 Have You Evers
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: Nope.
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: Yes.
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: No.
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: Don't think so.
    4 Things
    • You're Wearing: You already asked this question.
    • You Did Last Night: Worked on training my new puppy.
    • What Can You Hear Right Now: A movie playing.
    • You Can't Live Without: My best friend, and her family.
    5 Places You've Been To
    • 1. Beach
    • 2. TN ♥
    • 3. Nowhere
    • 4. Nowhere
    • 5. Nowhere
    4 People You Can Tell Anything To
    • 1. Petey
    • 2. Shaun
    • 3. 'Adoptive mother'
    • 4. 'Adoptive father'
    2 Choices
    • 1. black or white: Black
    • 2. Hot or Cold: Cold.
    1 love
    • 1. 'Adoptive family' ♥

  20. cheerforev1 cheerforev1
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:13am UTC
    CHEER IS MY LIFEEEEEEEEE<3 ABILITY MAY BE WHAT TAKES YOU TO THE TOP,BUT IT IS THE CHARACTER THAT KEEPS YOU THERE:)

:)

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