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Quotes added on Wednesday, April 4 2012

  1. Trevor11_11 Trevor11_11
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Hey everyone I'm new here,
    I AM a guy, and the name is Trevor. My girlfriend Chelsea and i got together on 11/11/11. I love to play and listen to music.
    &I would really appreciate it if you would follow me please.

  2. WittyastheWind WittyastheWind
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 12:00am UTC
    "I wish I had
    a girl to cuddle up to at night
    Instead of a pillow."
    - Harry, One Direction♥

  3. iwishyouwerehere iwishyouwerehere
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Someone out there needs
    you to keep living.

  4. countrygirl123 countrygirl123
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Air bags; my car attempt of trying to cheer me up after i get into a car accident, by giving me suprise balloons..

  5. missmeltdown missmeltdown
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 12:01am UTC
    That awkward moment
    When you're belting out your favorite song,
    and somebody is standing behind you.
    (gotta love music♥)

  6. Jessicalee9211997 Jessicalee9211997
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 12:02am UTC
    I wishyou would tell your friends that we talk.If you dont I feel like your embarrassed of me....

  7. NorthernLights_* NorthernLights_*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 12:02am UTC
    When a male penguin falls in love with a female penguin, He searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present her.
    And when he finally finds it, he waddles over to her and places the
    pebble right in front of her.
    Kind of like a proposal

    nmf

  8. WittyastheWind WittyastheWind
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Niall: "Harry is the youngest but everyone always thinks it's me."
    Louis: "That's because you're cute, and Harry's a
    Pervert."
    - One Direction♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  9. i_will_awake_down_the_line i_will_awake_down_the_line
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 12:03am UTC
    i wish they actually cared
    ♥ but they dont ♥
    its coming back to haunt me
    and they arnt here to stand by me
    maybe i was wrong
    maybe i shouldnt of believed them
    maybe they lied about everything
    about being beautiful
    about being strong
    about being brave
    about being unique
    about being worth it
    why do i ever believe anyone
    they stopped me from killing myself
    and now i wish they hadnt
    the day that i was going to is coming soon
    its this saturday
    and im thinking wether they will notice or not
    they dont even check if im ok
    they do sometimes
    but they give up
    like everyone else
    just
    like
    my
    father

  10. JamiJam JamiJam
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Those people who are meant to be together but they just can't get their sh*t together and make it happen...♥

  11. EggyBub412 EggyBub412
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 12:04am UTC
    God making One Direction
    A cupful of accents... (pours)
    A bucketful of talent... (pours)
    A pinch of sexy...OH CRAP!

  12. Lolax3 Lolax3
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Do not give up, the beginning is always the
    hardest.

  13. MarcuzIssexy MarcuzIssexy
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Y*Y*Y*Y*Y*Y*Y
    I Just love the f*ck out of you.
    Y*Y*Y*Y*Y*Y*Y

  14. countrygirl123 countrygirl123
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Just because i didn't text/call you doesn't mean im not waiting for you to text/call me.

  15. Amandaburnhamx Amandaburnhamx
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 12:05am UTC
    When you hold my hand
    if feels like were meant to be
    together.<3
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. missmeltdown missmeltdown
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 12:06am UTC
    We found bread
    In a toastless place.

  17. Unbroken1 Unbroken1
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Me: The older you get, the dimmer you become.
    My friend: I AIN'T NO LIGHTBULB!!
    This is why we are friends.

  18. WittyastheWind WittyastheWind
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 12:07am UTC
    "We're not trying to be something we're not.
    We're like the guys you go to school with.
    And I don't think other boy bands are like that."
    - Louis, One Direction♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  19. hopelessxromanticoxo hopelessxromanticoxo
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 12:08am UTC
    Something to Believe In
    part 10:
    We all walked out, and Niall asked,
    “Is everything okay?”
    “Brilliant!” Danielle said, she had a strong personality, but not overpowering, which was a nice change.
    “Yea, we’re good.” Jordan said, and Zayn looked at me and opened his mouth to say something, when Louis cut him off.
    “Let’s do first round boys versus girls, we’ll go easy on you.” He winked at Eleanor, and she playfully shoved him.
    “Alright, we’ll see how this goes.” Jordan said, and we put on the chest pads that had the laser sensors in them, and glasses they gave us that resembled the 3D goggles you got when you were at the movies. We each got a laser gun, and they released us into opposite ends of the arena, and we decided to pair off, but it ended up being me with Eleanor and Jordan with Danielle. It was hard not to make things incredibly awkward, but Eleanor was nice, and we were having a quiet discussion, when she hushed me, and we heard footsteps, and Harry’s loud laughter. As they came across the corner, I shot Harry, and his vest lit up, when Louis shot me, and Eleanor shot Louis, and ran away.
    A short while later, Danielle came up with Jordan, with Niall, Zayn, and Liam’s chests glowing from getting shot with the laser.
    “Did the girls just win this round?” Danielle asked.
    “Yea, I was shot though.” I laughed, and Jordan shook her head at me.
    “It was a sacrifice kill, she got Harry, Louis got her, and I got Louis.” Eleanor explained.
    “Rookie mistake.” Zayn whispered under his breath as he walked by me, and I came back and said,
    “Look who’s talking.” And he smiled.
    “Let’s make this interesting.” Liam said, and we all turned to face him.
    “Let’s partner up, and whoever wins…”
    “Will get an extra special American surprise from Jordan and me.” I said,
    “Well what if one of the two Americans wins?” Niall asked.
    “Then they’ll get an extra special surprise from Danielle and myself.” Eleanor volunteered.
    “BRING IT ON!” Louis shouted, as he wrapped his arm around Eleanor and said, “Partner!”
    “I call Danielle!” Liam said,
    “Well I want the Irish one!” Niall said.
    “Niall, you’re the only Irish one here.” Harry said, and patted his back.
    “No, Jordan! Her last name is Ireland! So I want that Irish one!” and we all laughed.
    “We’ll triple up and have Harry on our team!” Louis said, and I looked up at Zayn.
    “Well looks like you’re stuck with the weakest link.” He smiled, and everyone separated to strategize.
    “I wouldn’t call it stuck.”
    “Really, what would you call it then?”
    “Don’t worry about it.” He smiled, and I couldn’t help but smile back at him, and I shook my head back into focus.
    “Okay, how are we going to win this?”
    “Let’s just hide until everyone gets each other out, and then we’ll attack.”
    “Deal.” I said, and we ran to the back of the course, and sat in a corner close together so we weren’t able to be seen.
    We sat there for about twenty minutes, giggling and whispering and shhhing each other when we thought someone was coming, then we heard Harry yell,
    “Where’s Zayn and Lauren?” And we both looked at each other. We stood up and snuck quietly to the front, where everyone was standing in a circle, with everyone’s vest lit up apart from Harry.
    “How did Harry manage to not get hit?” I whispered to Zayn, and he chuckled and shrugged his shoulders. I snuck around the corner, in position to hit Harry from behind, when Danielle saw me, and completely interrupted the conversation and shot me.
    “Shoot.” I said, and walked into the group. I tried to distract everyone so Zayn could have his chance, when everyone ran to where I came from. I heard a feminine scream, most likely from Louis, and Zayn came back with his vest lit up.
    “Sorry, I messed it up.” He smiled and shook his head.
    “It’s alright, I left my gun back where we were hiding anyways.” And everyone laughed.
    “How do you forget your gun?” Liam asked, and he shrugged. We all walked out into the lobby where Paul was waiting.
    “What time is it?” Zayn asked me.
    “It’s 11.” Paul answered.
    “We have a signing tomorrow morning, but other than that, we’re free for the rest of the day.” Zayn said, and we circled up again.
    “Okay, well there’s a Phillies game tomorrow night, if you’re interested in going.”
    “Is that baseball?” Niall asked.
    “Yes,” Jordan laughed, and I said,
    “My friend has tickets that she said we could use, if you all want to go. It’s one of the best ways to see Philly. There’s funny people, crazy stories, and really good food.”
    “I’m in.” Niall said, and we all laughed.
    “Sounds fun.” Harry said, and Danielle nodded her head.
    “Now I’m interested, we wanna go, right Liam?”
    “Of course.”
    “We’ll come too.” Eleanor said, as Louis stood with his arms around her.
    “Sounds like a lot of fun!” Zayn said to me, and I pulled my phone out and asked,
    “Alright, who should I call to schedule details with.”
    “Here, I’ll text myself from your phone.” Zayn said, taking my phone from my hand, and typing quickly. I’m pretty sure I saw Niall steal Jordan’s phone from her hand, but I wasn’t entirely sure.
    “We can meet at our hotel, and you can take us from there, Miss ‘Souphilly.’” Zayn smiled at me, and handed me my phone back.
    “Hey, don’t make fun of the accent.”
    “I actually love it.” He said, and I shook my head.
    “But it’s just so, American.” I laughed.
    “No, you have your own spin on it. And hey, I’m not used to American accents, so I like it.” He laughed, and we all walked out. Zayn walked over to my car, and I stood in front of the driver’s door, as he said,
    “Thank you for everything today. It’s really nice to meet someone so incredibly down to earth. I know it’s hard with all we have to do.” He said, and leaned his shoulder against the car, bringing himself eye level to me.
    “I’m glad you had fun. Tomorrow will be hilarious. You’ll meet some of the craziest people you’ve ever met. It’s going to be fun.” I smiled, and he mirrored mine.
    “Can’t wait.” He said, and I heard their car start.
    “Oops, don’t want them to leave without me!” and he quickly picked me up into a hug, and kissed my cheek, before he ran off to their car, and shouted a goodbye before he shut his door, and I just leaned back against the car as I saw Jordan running toward my car. What the hell just happened?

  20. Cheysmiley123 Cheysmiley123
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 12:08am UTC
    In thirty years from now it wont matter what shoes you wore, or what you looked like. The only thing that will matter is what you leanred and how you used it.

:)

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