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Quotes added on Sunday, April 1 2012

  1. Camille12 Camille12
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:00am UTC
    IF I HAD A PENNY FOR EVERY TIME I DIDNT GIVE 2
    CRAPS ABOUT WHAT YOU THOUGHT... I'D BE
    SWIMMING IN CASH!!!

  2. KatieLynnWoods KatieLynnWoods
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:00am UTC
    B.I.T.C.H please my steletoes are higher than your I.Q.

  3. olivia_all_the_way olivia_all_the_way
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:00am UTC
    No snowflake in a avalanche ever feels responsible...

  4. imperfectbarbie imperfectbarbie
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:00am UTC
    It's adorable when you are kissing a guy and he holds your face.

  5. alyyyy17 alyyyy17
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:01am UTC
    YOLO

  6. vallos vallos
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Follow Me Please ---> @VaDeMu
    :3♥

  7. BeccaBunneh BeccaBunneh
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Has anyone else gotten on omegle, and when the person said hi freaked out and disconnected?
    I always wonder what they think after I do though.....

  8. AllxWeCanDoIsKeepxBreathing AllxWeCanDoIsKeepxBreathing
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:01am UTC
    How I feel about people in school:
    Hate you, and you, you, you, meh you're okay, you, you, you,
    ESPECIALLY YOU, you, you, not you you're kinda cute--why
    haven't I seen you before?, you, you...
    How I feel about people in hotels:
    I KNOW YOU'RE JUDGING ME ON MY OUTFIT, you look weird,
    nice orange shirt lawlz, GET OUT OF MY POOL, your flip flops
    are really loud, haaay I like your suitcase I want to ask you
    where you got it but that'd be kinda weird, you know what else
    would be weird? If we lived in the same town!, you smell odd
    or is that me..?
    How I feel about people in grocery stores:
    I want to buy a bunch of candy but the cashier will probably
    think I'm fat, why am I so awkward when I check out?, I
    wonder if anyone would notice if I switched two items around,
    I really want to run up and down these aisles, I look like a
    hobo today I hope there's no guys, OF COURSE there's a cute
    guy, I hope this girl doesn't go in the same line as me,
    SERIOUSLY LADY THERE'S TEN OTHER LINES OPEN AND YOU
    CHOSE TO GO TO MINE, she has like 3089305890 items,
    I should just go to the other line, nope my mom doesn't want
    to go to the other line..
    How I feel about Internet people:
    WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MY WHOLE LIFE!? ♥

  9. brneyedgrl97 brneyedgrl97
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Anyone else not know how to make the cool formats and everything on here!??

  10. LyricalGirl LyricalGirl
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Adventure time quotes #6
    Finn: Today we will lose this battle but we will also win!!!!!
    Jake,Cinnamon Bun, BMO, LSP,Aand some random duck: Yaaay!!!

  11. StarryMysteries StarryMysteries
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:02am UTC
    I think I'm ugly
    & nobody wants to love me
    Just like her
    I wanna be pretty
    I wanna be pretty
    Don't lie to my face cause I know
    I'm ugly

  12. erica3698 erica3698
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:02am UTC
    If there ever comes a day
    when we cant be together;
    keep me in your heart.
    I`ll stay there forever <3
    - WINNIE THE POOH<3

  13. collapse* collapse*
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Happy Birthday
    Riley!!!!! <3

  14. BeccaBunneh BeccaBunneh
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:03am UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hey
    Stranger: hi
    You: How're you?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    ........... Well I feel loved.

  15. XxBOTDF4LYFExX XxBOTDF4LYFExX
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:03am UTC
    But Nobody Cares Until its Just......
    Too Late </3

  16. olivia_all_the_way olivia_all_the_way
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Some quotes are like writing on sand, they get washed away by the next wave. Some quotes are sketched on stones, they never fade away.

  17. imperfectbarbie imperfectbarbie
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:03am UTC
    If a girl admits she likes you, know that it took her ever ounce of courage she has... don't take that for granted.

  18. swagginitup96 swagginitup96
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Fact; The human brain forgets what we want to remember,
    && remembers what we want to forget.

  19. julesmarco julesmarco
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Don't be so busy planning the
    life you're going to have, that you
    fail to appreciate
    the one you already have.

  20. lolalovley lolalovley
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Stylin' and Witty Profilin'

:)

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