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Quotes added on Tuesday, March 20 2012

  1. RaeBaby123 RaeBaby123
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 12:00am EDT
    I feel so empty know I can't have you.
    (c) PaperLung

  2. evilpanda evilpanda
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 12:01am EDT
    What i think about you:
    You're abosolutely amazing. every cell that makes
    up your perfectly amazing perfect body. & don't
    get me started on those perfect white teeth that
    make up the most perfect smile that you display
    on your perfectly perfect face that's just so perfect
    i have to start coming up with a new word to describe
    your amazing perfect qualities that you possess.
    you are just so beautiful. & don't let anyone
    tell you otherwise.


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  4. Because_I_Said_So Because_I_Said_So
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 12:02am EDT
    FRIEND- Dont panic but there is a bee-
    ME- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF

  5. cChikk98 cChikk98
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 12:03am EDT
    If you were a Transformer,
    You'd Be Optimus Fine<3

  6. YourNerdyNerd YourNerdyNerd
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 12:04am EDT
    Hey, I just wanted to let you know that I've tried getting over you, but the thing is I can't. Every single time I try to forget it's like it comes back even harder. I still like you, a lot. forgetting you is like trying to forget how to use a spoon!! You can avoid the soup all you want but one day the lunch lady isn't gonna serve anything else and your left with nothing but a soup!! D: And you're going to need the spoon if you want to eat!! Maybe that was a bad analogy, but still. I like you, and whether it's another guy or just the fact that you don't feel the same way I just wanted to let you know how I feel. This isn't me asking you out, its asking if you feel the same way at all. You're like a spoon.. (:
    You're like my spoon <3
    This was the letter I wrote her <3 I hope she feels the same way.

  7. evilpanda evilpanda
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 12:04am EDT

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    WITTY ON.

  8. Cinto26 Cinto26
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 12:05am EDT
    The Hunger Games Countdown #23
    "Only I keep wishing I could think of a way to...to show t he Capitol t hey don't own me. That I'm more than just a piece in their Games."
    2 Days Left♥

  9. MacklinJosh707 MacklinJosh707
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 12:05am EDT
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  10. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 12:05am EDT
    Cuttying My Way Through
    Chapter 4
    I looked at my mom, hoping for some sympathy. She stared at me blankly. "Ok, he seems to be fine, you may take your son home now." The doctor told my mother. My mom grabbed her purse, and scurried out the door. I quickly hopped off the bed and followed her because I knew that if she waited in the car too long for me, she would leave me. I broke out into almost a spring when I saw my mom get into her car, slam the car door and start the car. She pulled out of the parking space she was in. And pulled up to where I was. Oh, thank you, God, i told myself.
    I quickly hopped in the car and slammed the door shut.
    "What the hell were you thinking!"
    "What!?" I said confused.
    "What the hell did you think you were doing, cutting yourself?"
    "I, I.." I stammered.
    "I was angry you were being mean to me, so I cut myself" I lied.
    The ride was silent for the rest of the ride home.
    My mom hopped out of the car, and opened the front door, taking time to hold the door for me. I was surprised, what had gotten into my mother? Why was she being so nice, I wondered.
    I didn't question it any further, I just enjoyed it because I knew it wouldn't last long.
    "Would you like anything to eat?"
    "I'll make a sandwitch" I said. I got out the bread and ham and cheese from the fridge. I put everything I wanted on, and got out a knife to cut the sandwitch in half.
    "Here, I'll cut it for you." My mom said, taking the blade from my hand.
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  11. chloeelizabethlovesyou chloeelizabethlovesyou
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 12:06am EDT
    The ultimate definition of irony:
    Choking to death on a Life Saver...

  12. sillymonkey_123 sillymonkey_123
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 12:07am EDT
    I love it when a guy #8
    I love it when a guy see's how upset I am and will do anything just to see me smile.
    nmf.

  13. MemoriesofShadows MemoriesofShadows
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 12:07am EDT
    My mom just said that she only listens to 1/4th of what I say. She said that if she listened to everything I said I would be in a psychiatrist's office right now.
    ....guess she doesn't want to hear about my imaginary pet unicorn called Carrot....

  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 12:08am EDT
    I dare you
    To wear no make-up for a whole day.
    To bake brownies & eat them. As many as you want.
    To tell a woman how you really feel.
    Laugh hysterically, & not care if your face looks stupid.
    To run around a field with your friends, & just scream.
    To let everything out; just cry.
    Speak your mind.
    Question the rules, or even break them.
    For one whole day, I dare you to be 100% YOU.
    nmq

  15. thuglyfe thuglyfe
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 12:08am EDT
    Here's my heart, keep it. I trust
    you with it.

  16. Gillian20001 Gillian20001
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 12:10am EDT
    Today I Was
    Sitting On Witty. . .
    And There Was OneOf Those "Put Your Fist Here So I Can Bro Fist You Through The Internet"
    And Of Course I Did.
    The Thing Is My Mom Was Standing Right Beside Me And Asked Me
    "Gi l l ian. . .? Why Are You Punching The Cumputer?
    Made My Day

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. SoOoSoOo SoOoSoOo
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 12:10am EDT
    I'm tired of crying.
    I'm tired of Yelling.
    I'm tired of being sad.
    I'm tired of pretending.
    I'm tired of being alone.
    I'm tired of being angry.
    I'm tired of feeling crazy.
    I'm tired of feeling stuck.
    I'm tired of needing help.
    I'm tired of remembering.
    I'm tired of missing things.
    I'm tired of being different.
    I'm tired of missing people.
    I'm tired of feeling worthless.
    I'm tired offeeling empty inside.
    I'm tired of not being able to just let go.
    I'm tired of wishing i could start all over.
    I'm tired of dreaming of a life i will never have.
    But most of all , I'm just tired of being tired

  18. CrazyGirlBroskii CrazyGirlBroskii
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 12:10am EDT
    I love you because you are here when I need you the most...when im ready to give up on everything.
    You make your way to talk to me, even if its one minute just to say I love you.
    you wipe my tears and you tell me im never gunna leave your side
    Even when my days look sad and gray, you always know how to make the sun come out.
    I love you <3

  19. YourNerdyNerd YourNerdyNerd
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 12:10am EDT
    Will you be my spoon?
    :)

  20. shaysmiles shaysmiles
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 12:11am EDT
    I am glad that Witty added
    the TOP faved in the past hour,
    because when you make the top for the past hour
    you just feel so dang special :D
    nmf

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