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Quotes added on Monday, February 20 2012

  1. Apologetic* Apologetic*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Haha you know what?
    I refuse to be sad because of you.
    I'm not crying because it's over.
    I'm smiling because it happened.
    Yes, my heart is completely shattered.
    But I'm not the one who should be upset.
    You are.
    Because you lost the girl who could love you the most.
    Sucks for you.

  2. sasambear6 sasambear6
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Will you please follow me on tumblr?: sasambear6.tumblr.com I follow back:-)

  3. that_chunky_thug that_chunky_thug
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Lazy Test
    Here we go.
    #1.
    Do you skip over long numbers?
    #2.
    Do you "only" get 12 hours of sleep?
    #3.
    Do you watch stupid things on TV because you don't want to reach for the remote?
    #4.
    Did you take the time to read this entire question because if you didn't chances are you're lazy. So here we go with the question, did you just skip over this and look straight down? Because I would have. Oh there was the commercial for Tower Heist. Good movie. So yeah it looks like I'm just saying random stuff now. Blahblahblahblahblah. I'm enjoying typing this. Sort of. I'm a lazy person so this isn't that fun. Oh. I just lied. I said I enjoyed it. Well I don't. Guess what? I love red velvet cupcakes. And Mountain Dew. What's that? You do, too? Craziness. Okay. Well I'm bout to wrap this up. Okay? Kbye. So yeahh, did you read this whole thingg?
    #5.
    Did you read that entire question?
    If you didn't, you're lazy, There we go. There's my little quiz. Kbye.♥


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  5. Star1998 Star1998
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Hey Wittiens, I'm going to make another witty Page and this one is going to have Just storys but I need a name for it. So if you have any ideas please comment!
    Thank you So Much!!

  6. sillygirl1124 sillygirl1124
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:00am UTC
    guys need to grow up

  7. ElanaGrace ElanaGrace
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:00am UTC
    I still feel like such a bad person. You deserve him and I don't. I dont know whats wrong with me. I have been being a bad friend to everyone lately.

  8. imabeachbum imabeachbum
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Today I found a penny,
    and it reminded me of you. Two faced. Worthless. And found in everyone's pants.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. ApplePieFlutterDashRariSparkle ApplePieFlutterDashRariSparkle
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Yahoo!
    Open Question
    Whenever I get bitten by my babby my arm turns red and starts shaking?
    Whenever I get bitten by my babby my arm turns red and starts shaking. Help plz.
    __________________________________________________________________________________
    Answers (3)
    Ma'am, that's not a baby. That's a zombie. Please read this next part extremely carefully. It may just save your life. First of all, as hard as it may be, you must separate yourself and anyone you love from that baby. When -- no, if we find a cure, we'll come back for her, but right now, the priority is saving the entire human race. Once you have quarentined the child, you'll need to take care of the arm that was bitten. Tie a tourniquet around you're upper arm. Then, have someone grab an axe and server the arm just below the tourniquet. I know this may seem extreme, but the other choicie is becoming one of the undead. Finally, secure your house, ration your food and water... and start praying
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    nmq nmf hahahahahahaha :)

  10. mackenziegrace9 mackenziegrace9
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:01am UTC
    *Post's a quote, get's 10 fav's*
    *Looks at top quotes, see's the same quote with 1,000 fav's*
    *Smashes head against computer*
    WTF

  11. DeadlyxXxMemories DeadlyxXxMemories
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:01am UTC
    and thats why it is called a crush...
    because it will still
    leave your heart
    crushed and broken
    on the inside...

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:01am UTC
    swimmer problems:
    getting distracted by hot shirtless
    guys whilst swimming.

  13. neonroses0 neonroses0
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Fav this and i will follow you

  14. luckeyy luckeyy
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Ive grown to loove avril lavine in the past couple of weeks. i can relate to soooooooooooo many of her songs, and it even feels like i could have written some of them about my own life. i listen to her every day, and it just feels good to know that i have someone that i can relate to.

  15. megantm98 megantm98
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Witty should have an
    awkward moment
    section for quotes

  16. samlporter4 samlporter4
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:02am UTC
    -I love you.!
    -You’re beautiful.
    -I’ll never leave you.
    *These are the probably some of the most amazing things a guy will tell you when you’re a teenager. Just remember,, it’s usually lies. </3

  17. LoveYouMore LoveYouMore
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:02am UTC
    When I f i nd out someone on witty,
    Plays the same sport as me, I immediately wonder whos better.

  18. swagginitup96 swagginitup96
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:03am UTC
    We promise accoring to our hopes,
    Perform according to our fears.

  19. TheMaria583 TheMaria583
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:03am UTC
    A jealous
    girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. If she doesn't get jealous when someone has your attention, It's because someone has hers.
    - Drake

  20. corissa166 corissa166
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Love is friendship set on fire

:)

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