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notathingtoregret
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January 26, 2012 12:00am UTC

sometimes, you say the wrong things to the right people and the right things to the wrong people.

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kk4life97
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January 26, 2012 12:00am UTC

person: So, what's your boyfriend like?
me: My boyfriend is like my unicorn. I don't have a unicorn..
nmf

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BlackButterflies
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January 26, 2012 12:01am UTC

only on the internet
am I able to say I have 1598 people simultaneously following me,
without it being disturbing and creepy.

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mrsbieberr06
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January 26, 2012 12:02am UTC

WITTY SURVEY:
Cross Off the Things You Have Done
Graduated high school
Kissed Someone
Smoked a cigarette
Got so drunk you passed out
Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
Rode every ride at an amusement park
Collected something really stupid
Gone to a rock concert
Help someone
Gone fishing
Watched four movies in one night
Gone long periods of time without sleep
Lied to someone
Snorted cocaine
Failed a class
Dealt drugs
Been in a car accident
Been in a tornado
Done hard drugs
Watched someone die
Been at a funeral
Burned yourself
Ran a marathon
Cried yourself to sleep
Spent over $200 in one day
Flown on a plane
Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
Cheated on someone
Been cheated on
Written a 10 page letter
Gone skiing
Been sailing
Cut yourself on accident
Had a best friend
Lost someone you loved
Shoplifted something
Been to jail
Dangerously close to being in jail
Skipped school
Skipped class
Had detention
Got in trouble for something you didn't do
Stolen books from the library
Gone to a different country
Dropped out of school
Been in a mental hospital
Been treated in a mental hospital
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
Had an online diary
Fired a gun
Had a yard sale
Had a lemonade stand
Actually made money at the lemonade stand
Been in a school play
Been fired from a job
Taken a lie detector test
Swam with dolphins
Gone to sea world
Voted for someone on a reality TV show
Written poetry
Read more than 20 books a year
Written over a 30 page essay
Gone to Europe
Loved someone you shouldn't have
Befriended someone you shouldn't have
Used a coloring book over age 12
Had surgery
Had stitches
Taken a taxi
Seen the Washington Monument
Overdosed
Had a drug or alcohol problem
Related to someone with a alcohol and or drug problem
Been in a fist fight
Gone surfing in California
Had a hamster
Pet a wild animal
Used a credit card
Did “spirit day” at school
Dyed your hair
Got a tattoo
Had something pierced
Got straight As
Been on the honor roll
Known someone with HIV or AIDS

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pimp_momma143
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January 26, 2012 12:02am UTC

Goodnight Everyone =D

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meridia1529
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January 26, 2012 12:02am UTC

Everything is falling apart. </3

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Heartless17*
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January 26, 2012 12:03am UTC

Who made google???

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GrowUpAndBlowAway
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January 26, 2012 12:03am UTC

The Hollywood Games.
(unofficial name)
Chapter Twelve.
There's always a catch. Always.
This one?
-I can't go out in public without people almost suffocating me.
-Girls everywhere hate me for dating Josh.
-I'M SO BORED.
Josh is out doing this special thing that he won't tell me about. So I'm all alone here. Weo.
I spoke too soon at the right time.
He walks in and straight into the bathroom.
I hear the shower running. He should hurry up now.
~~
He's been in there for like, 20 minutes. The hell.
"Josh... are you dead?" I ask quietly.
"Yes, yes I am." he laughs.
"Mmkay... But really, are you okay?" I trail off.
"Yeah. I'm just thinking. I once heard that the shower's the best place for that." I wonder where he heard that.
"Well I'll just leave you alone then." I walk away.
I hear the shower stop.
Oh, Look. He's done thinking.
~~
I''m laying in bed reading a book and listening to my iPod when we walks out.
He motions for me to take out my headphones.
"So, what's up?" i ask.
"Well, I was out with my agent and she said that they were planning, if we win, for me to," he stops, "kiss Jennifer at the People's Choice Awards."
What.
"But the movie hasn't coem out yet..." i mumble.
"But it will in time for people to see it and vote." he says quickly
No. Please. No. No. Grr..
"Can you give me some time to think?" i stutter.
"Sure." he says and lays beside me.
This is going to be the hardest decision ever.
Introduction: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4968897
Ch.1: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4968937 Ch.11 http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4991292
Ch.2: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4968974
Ch.3: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4968998
Ch.4: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4977000
Ch.5: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4977732
Ch.6: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4981715
Ch.7: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4984108
Ch.8: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4984282
Ch.9: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4985074
Ch.10: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4990792

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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youRloved22
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January 26, 2012 12:06am UTC

boys.
why do they cause us so much p a i n.

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leavealegacy
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January 26, 2012 12:06am UTC

i love going to my grandparents, they've been married 62 years and everything they do, makes me believe there's someone out there for everyone<3

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anniexx
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 12:06am UTC

It takes a couple second to say
Hello
And forever to say
Goodbye

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 12:07am UTC

░ ░
Format Forkk4life97
format by neversaynever16

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jazzy1432
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 12:07am UTC

Roses are black, Violets are gray.. without you my world is fading away.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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PervertedUnicorn
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 12:08am UTC

Fake Smile's,
Silent Tears,
Wish it would all Disapear. ♥
>[[Follow Me, & I'll follow Back.]]<
nmf.

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klk
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 12:09am UTC

I Could really
use a hug right about now. That would be great.

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looksprettyhuman
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 12:09am UTC

It’s weird to think that eventually this part of my life will become nothing but a distant memory. Everything so important and vital to me now will at some point become insignificant.
That’s scary and sad to me.
I don’t wanna grow up.

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youRloved22
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 12:10am UTC

P A I N.
^^^^^^its always there.
dealing with it doesn't determine strength
but how you deal with it.

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