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Quotes added on Monday, December 26 2011

  1. mol* mol*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:00am UTC
    ♥& one last time. merry christmas for 2011♥

  2. brokenbones brokenbones
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:00am UTC
    it's the little things a person does that leaves the BIGGEST impact on someone. <3
    brokenbones

  3. jazzyyjessaa jazzyyjessaa
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:00am UTC
    Dear Ken,
    Did you know Barbies knees don't bend? Hahaa... have fun with that.
    Sincerly,
    Bratz

  4. gurneett gurneett
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:00am UTC
    BOXING DAY
    is one of those days where
    I get to trip people
    at the mall
    and get away with it.

  5. undecisivelove undecisivelove
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:00am UTC
    That hilarious moment when
    my bestfriend and I
    run 2 avoid talking 2
    that girl

  6. ridethewalrus ridethewalrus
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:00am UTC
    ♥ \\Those 'I need a hug' moods// ♥

  7. jamaymay jamaymay
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:00am UTC
    Molly Mckeever.
    8==========D
    there you go, guys. (:

  8. mollyfrost mollyfrost
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:00am UTC
    After your little you never think you'll wet your pants again...
    until you watch your mom try to dance(:

  9. togetherbulletsforever togetherbulletsforever
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Don't you hate it when you are trying to be really sneaky then you hit your foot on something and it makes a loud noise that makes you jump and totally blows up your plan?

  10. CierraLeigh13 CierraLeigh13
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:01am UTC
    I spent my christmas day alone in my room crying and talking to the one person i can relate to. Thanks for being there it means a lot. Now im texting the guy i like, might make me a little happier.

  11. triponlove triponlove
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:01am UTC
    ❥ Common sense is not so common
    -Voltaire

  12. 13HeartsU 13HeartsU
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:01am UTC
    _.____.____.✯_____._____,
    _____._.__☉✺☉___.___.___
    ___.__.__❄☉✺❄☉____.___
    _.___._❄☉✺❄☉❄❄☉___.__
    __.__✺❄☉✺❄☉❄✺❄☉.___._
    _._✺❄☉✺❄❄☉☉❄✺❄☉_.___
    _✺❄☉✺✺❄❄☉☉❄❄✺❄☉_.__
    ✺❄☉✺✺✺❄❄☉☉❄❄✺✺❄☉.__
    ..............♟☦♟ ...............
    ..............♟☦♟...............
    Merry Christmas!!! :D
    nmf

  13. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Clevorbot
    Clevorbot: Are you a robot?
    Me: No.
    Clevorbot: Are you sure?
    Me: Positive.
    Clevorbot: What if you don't exist?
    Me: Then I'm a dream.
    Clevorbot: That's right, very good. You get a cookie and a crayon.
    Me: Can I have just the cookie?
    Clevorbot: Yes. Here it is.
    Me: Ew, it tastes horrible!
    Clevorbot: What tastes good?
    Me: Your mom.

  14. jtcozzy jtcozzy
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:01am UTC
    dear girls drooling over a guys abs,how different is that from a boy checking out your boobs?sincerely, digusted guy

  15. xxteenxx xxteenxx
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:01am UTC
    I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.

  16. best_name_ever best_name_ever
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Sweetheart,if your boyfriend is doing inbox date or passes, there’s a problem…

  17. Danielle* Danielle*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:01am UTC
    You played me and you expect me to take that?
    Nah.. man I am done with you.
    Goodbye

  18. xxsarahhxx19 xxsarahhxx19
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:02am UTC
    teenagers
    are the most misunderstood people on earth.
    we're treated like children but expected to act like adults.

  19. faithanlaughter faithanlaughter
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:02am UTC
    I promise that it's not your fault, it was never your fault

  20. Zelda_girl Zelda_girl
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:02am UTC
    WELCOME TO
    FAIL
    Population:
    YOU
    Hahahaha, jks ;)

:)

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