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Quotes added on Saturday, December 24 2011

  1. kiki1225 kiki1225
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:00am UTC
    Today when I was in the department store , this
    8 year old was texting on an Iphone ,holding a Channel purse in bootie shorts and a SHORT crop top .
    Whats happened ?!

  2. KatiesStory KatiesStory
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:00am UTC
    TOP WITTY STORIES
    1. Lollipopx3
    2. AttackingSugar
    3. Redapplecandy

  3. xbubblesx xbubblesx
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Diamnds are a girls best friend ;)

  4. LiveLifeLoved LiveLifeLoved
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:01am UTC
    You've changed.
    nmf.

  5. klk klk
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Well now I'm told
    THAT THIS IS LIFE,
    AND PAIN IS JUST
    A simple compromise.

  6. MyPaperHeartBleedsForYou MyPaperHeartBleedsForYou
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:01am UTC
    So last night ;
    Iwas at theguy
    I like's house.
    And he left the couch to go help his mom with
    something .
    And while he was gone , I played barbie with
    his little sister .
    Then the next thing I know , She looks up at
    Me and says "My big brother loves you ."
    Shocked , I asked " How do you know that .?"
    Then I smiled.
    She looked at me , with the most serious face
    And replys ; Well he has this Spider Man toy ;
    And he never lets me play with it !
    So I ask mommy why , and she said ;
    That You gave it to my big brother."
    Smiling I said , " Alanna , I gave that to him
    When I was 5 years old. I'm sure he'll let you
    Play with it .
    She Looked at me with a gleam in her eyes
    And said , " Sometimes I catch my brother
    Cuddling in bed with it . But shhh ! Don't tell
    him !
    Just then her brother walked into the room ,
    In silence , Alanna walked over to him ,
    Grabbed his hand , brought him over to me ,
    Made him hold my hand .
    Then she smiled and in her tiney little voice
    she said ;
    " Garhett pinkey promise me something ."
    He smiled at her and said "Anything kiddo ;
    wassup.?"
    Then Alanna looked at me, then back to her
    Brother and said ,
    "marry her"
    Then her brother grabbed her little pinkey and
    Replied ;
    I Pinkey Promise I will.

  7. jb4ever98 jb4ever98
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:01am UTC
    As you grow up...
    you are going to realize that the one person who was never supposed to let you down, probably will. you will have your heart broken; more than once, and every time it will get harder. you'll fight with your best friend. you'll cry because time is passing to fast, you'll lose someone you love. so take to many pictures, laugh to much, love like you've never been hurt. Because every 60 seconds you spend upset, is a minute of happiness you will never get back.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. katdesroc katdesroc
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Don't point, they might shoot.

  10. jacijo16 jacijo16
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:01am UTC
    SierraLove20 is honestly my number one fan. She likes my status's that no one else does, and it makes me feel good about myself and that my quotes mean something to someone. So Sierra, if you read this, THANK YOU♥
    XOXO- Jaci :)

  11. Amandaplease Amandaplease
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:01am UTC
    YOU Are Kind
    YOU Are Smart
    YOU Are i m p o r t a n t

  12. jazzyjess1995 jazzyjess1995
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:01am UTC
    today, my chinchilla mauled my face. 2 days before christmas. FML
    -_-


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. theused_x theused_x
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:02am UTC
    that terrifying moment when;
    you're trapped in the corner of your shower, because the cold water is running.

  15. ShowMeSomeFun ShowMeSomeFun
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:02am UTC
    Admit it
    We all start off Christmas break by saying,
    "See you next year!"

  16. XxxLiveYourLifexxX XxxLiveYourLifexxX
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:03am UTC
    mirrior:
    someones lookin' cute. (;
    camera:
    lol, sike.

  17. iloveyouevenifyoudont iloveyouevenifyoudont
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Everybody dies,
    But not everybody lives


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. jadensmithsbxtch jadensmithsbxtch
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Thirty day Challenge
    Someone you wish you could meet: ehh? Jaden Smith♥.

  20. h0peful h0peful
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:03am UTC
    WHEN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SOMEBODY,
    and then you realize they're standing right behind you, listening to every word.
    format & quote by: h0peful.

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