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Quotes added on Friday, December 9 2011

  1. tayylorc tayylorc
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 12:00am UTC
    " i Wonder if he know's he's all i think about at night?"- Taylor Swift♥
    - soml(storyofmylife;*)

  2. PurpLeDinOsaurs PurpLeDinOsaurs
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 12:01am UTC
    When i walk in the rain, its the best feeling ever.
    Because the rain is so beautiful. And i can always cry, and pretend the sky is crying with me.
    - six billion secrets

  3. Meghan* Meghan*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Nowwer Days,
    Everything makes me cry.
    Anger,
    Sadness,
    Happiness,
    Everything.
    I have officially become weak.

  4. KaTi3Gx3 KaTi3Gx3
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 12:01am UTC
    I need someone
    to vent too. Not someone that will judge me or anything, but to show me that they actually care. ♥
    nmf.

  5. LetitGo LetitGo
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 12:02am UTC
    Dear Self,
    way to be lacking in the Self-Confidence department.
    and, lets face it, getting on his profile to look at
    the girls you think are prettier than you probably
    isnt helping.

  6. JadenSmithsWife JadenSmithsWife
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 12:03am UTC
    confession #5
    im starting to starve myself because ifeel like im too fat.

  7. aprilGLEEK aprilGLEEK
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 12:04am UTC
    Confession #5
    I am so sensitive about my appearance, theres just so much things I dislike about my look, they'res my pimples, eyebrows, chin, nose, weight, hair and so much more.
    nmf

  8. Mackenzie342 Mackenzie342
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 12:06am UTC
    "Swims" upside down is still "Swims".
    "Dammit, I'm mad." backwards is still "Dammit, I'm Mad."
    Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three.
    Not Only Does 12+1=11+2, But If You Rearrange The Letters In "Twelve Plus One", They Give You; "Eleven Plus Two.".
    If you take the letters from the phrase "New Door" you can errange them into the words "One Word".
    Have you ever thought that maybe when you get Deja Vu, maybe you just lost a life and is going back to your last checkpoint?
    There are 7 billion people on this planet, but you will only experience what is like to be one of them.
    Clouds against a blue sky on a warm spring day, suddenly you notice the moon peeking from behind a cloud. At that moment you realize that you're not looking up at the sky, you're looking out, into space.
    There's a star that makes our sun look like a spec of dust, so really, on a galactic scale, we don't exist at all.
    The harder you concentrate about breathing, the harder it is to breathe.
    Your tounge is never in a comfotable position in your mouth.
    You probably never noticed it,
    but there's a popping sound in your ears when you're swallowing..
    You're going to notice everytime you swallow now.
    At one point in time, you were the youngest person on earth.
    At this second, this exact second, you're the oldest you've ever been.
    Now this second.
    And this one..
    Is your mind blown yet?
    Some people lose limbs, and have surgery to get a transfer.
    ...From Rats.
    You can bite your finger off just as easily as you can bite a carrot.
    The brain named itself the brain.
    You are the universe observing itself.
    Try writing without crossing your t's or f's, and without dotting you i's.
    ...How blown is your mind?

  9. iammufassa iammufassa
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 12:06am UTC
    Facebook says were friends and all...
    but when i look on your profile....
    Friendly words are not exactly what im thinking..
    x:

  10. kmarie3 kmarie3
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 12:07am UTC
    It is dear to me, the issue of
    gay marriage
    or, as I like to call it,
    "marriage."
    You know, because I had
    lunch this afternoon, not
    gay lunch. I parked my car;
    I didn't gay park it.

  11. anstqw anstqw
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 12:07am UTC
    that awkward moment
    when...
    you're talking to someone with an accent, and you accidently reply with their accent.

  12. xXTruthfulLiesXx xXTruthfulLiesXx
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 12:08am UTC
    I may not have told the truth. But's it's only because I care enough to lie.

  13. heyitsgianna18 heyitsgianna18
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 12:08am UTC
    My life is a beach and I'm just playin in the sand(;

  14. tayylorc tayylorc
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 12:09am UTC
    & she's got everything that i have to live without;

  15. kateli325 kateli325
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 12:09am UTC
    People say that its gay if you're a boy to cheerlead. But its cool to play football.
    Reasons Why its NOT gay to be a cheerleader...
    1. You hold girls up
    2. You look up under their skirts
    Reasons why Playing Football is...
    1. You run around in tights
    2. Throw a ball lookin like an idiot
    Which sounds gay now.?(:
    nmf. mq.

  16. Meghan* Meghan*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 12:09am UTC
    I currently want to kill everyone.

  17. Wannabetrue Wannabetrue
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 12:10am UTC
    >>LOVE<<
    ISN’T A >>TEST<<
    So why bother to cheat?
    *My quote*
    Do not copy

  18. grac3gracE grac3gracE
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 12:11am UTC
    Dear bullies
    See that boy you made fun of for reading a book? Last night his best freind committed suicide
    See that girl you called fat? She is starving herself.
    ... ... ... ...
    See that old man you just made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
    See that young boy you made fun of for crying?His mother is dying
    Re post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't.
    Your life isn't probably as harsh as theirs. Thumbs up if you are against bullies or u are a victim.

  19. eyeliner_girl eyeliner_girl
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 12:11am UTC
    That depressing moment when you hope to log on to witty and see a lot of notifications... But you only see 1...

  20. heart0fg0ld heart0fg0ld
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 12:12am UTC
    If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance. - United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure

:)

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