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Quotes added on Thursday, October 20 2011

1. PrincessMeg
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2011 12:00am UTC
   " f r i e n d s h i p
   i s b o r n a t t h a t m o m e n t w h e n o n e p e r s o n s a y s t o a n o t h e r :
   ' w h at ! you too? I t h o u g h t I w a s t h e o n l y one ! ' "
   - C . S . L e w i s
   <3
   
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2. DrCuddles
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2011 12:00am UTC
   A BIG THANKS FOR STEVE
   For listening to us and making Witty
   PINK!
   
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3. Tay23
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2011 12:01am UTC
   To be honest;
   I don't know how much you love me, or if you really love me at all. But I'm not giving up. I'm going to give everything I have-just for you. Why? Because you mean everything in the world to me, and I've waited so long.
   I'll never give up on you. ♥
   
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4. batman69
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2011 12:01am UTC
   if i go on a date &
   it's bad, i'm gonna
   stand up and say
   "i'm an actor, they're
   all actors, & you're
   on MTV's disaster
   date !" & run out .
   
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5. alibaby2014
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2011 12:01am UTC
   There's A Point In Every True Friendship, Where Friends Stop Being Friends and Become Sisters.
   
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6. crazycat
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   October 20, 2011 12:01am UTC
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7. natstone
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2011 12:02am UTC
   23 ways to make your parents think your INSANE. (:
   1. Moo when they say your name
   2. Give yourself a swirly.
   3. Run around with a lampshade on your head yelling, "The sun!!! It's dying!!!
   4. Run into walls.
   5. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
   6. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and yell, "Good morning Sunshine!"
   7. Run in circles.
   8. Pretend to beat yourself up.
   9. Wear you pants on your head and your shirt on your waist...tell them you're making a fashion statement.
   10. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way.
   11. Super glue your finger up your nose.
   12. Talk to a pen.
   13. Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe.
   14. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending you're a fly.
   15. Take your ice cream cone and put it on your head...say you're a lovely unicorn.
   16. Make weird animal noises at night, and when they come
   to see what's wrong, pretend like you're asleep.
   17. Switch the light button on and off for a while. Then say, "Ooooh...I get it!!!"
   18. Jump off the roof, trying to fly. (try not to kill yourself.)
   19. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.
   20. After everything they say yell, "LIAR!!!"
   21. Hang upside-down in your closet.
   22. Pretend to be a phone.
   23. Try to swim on the floor.
   
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8. loveydoveydeeds
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2011 12:02am UTC
   Those Guys WithThe
   Amazing Smelling
   Sweaters♥
   
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9. alibaby2014
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2011 12:03am UTC
   You Get Into The Biggest Fights, With The People You Care About The Most Because Those Are Relationships, You're Willing To Fight For.
   
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10. hamana
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Alright girls,
    I need advice
    
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11. alibaby2014
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 12:04am UTC
    Don’t Ever Be Afraid To Take Risks Because They Make Life Worth Living.
    
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12. teenteen
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 12:05am UTC
    Funny how out of billions of people in the world people in the world you fall for one stupid guy
    
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13. tarabryant4
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 12:05am UTC
    Our song is the slamming screen door
    Sneaking out late, tapping on your window
    When we're on the phone and you talk real slow
    'Cause it's late and your mama don't know
    Our song is the way you laugh
    The first date man, I didn't kiss her and I should have
    And when I got home, 'fore I said amen
    Asking God if He could play it again
    - Taylor Swift :)
    
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14. batman69
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 12:05am UTC
    UM, THE ONLY REASON YOU HAVE "GIRLS ON YOUR DICKK" IS PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY'RE PARENTS TOLD THEM TO ENJOY THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE . ♥
    
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15. meg1398
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 12:06am UTC
    Don't you hate it when you get inter--
    OMG I hate that!!!
    
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16. Flaca8
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 12:07am UTC
    "You can't be ugly and play hard to get, it just doesn't work that way, your already hard to want."
    -all mine no jocking
    
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17. alibaby2014
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 12:07am UTC
    The Best People In This World Are The Ones That Can Give Without Remembering and Receive Without Forgetting.
    
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18. Trickaa
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 12:07am UTC
    When life gives you lemons,
    make orange juice and sit back, and let the world wonder how you did it.
    
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19. BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 12:08am UTC
    ----------------------------------
    be careful with love
    because it cuts deep
    and the scars you recieve ♥
    YOU WILL ALWAYS KEEP
    NOT MY FORMAT
    
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20. Landeh
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 12:08am UTC
    What you are most afraid of is where your greatest rewards are.
    If all you had to do was wish for something and you would have it, life would be pretty boring, wouldn't it? God placed barriers between us and what we want, so we can enjoy interesting and satisfying lives. God wants us to face our fears, and hold ground in their presence, and let them go, and that's how we get out biggest rewards. -nmq-
    
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