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Quotes added on Friday, September 30 2011

  1. umakemehappi umakemehappi
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 12:00am UTC
    ----------- ♥ -----------
    we said goodnight.
    *2 hours later*
    we say it again,as we're both passing out from exhaustion, and the image of him with a Mohawk and a british accent in both of our heads.
    i love him.♥
    [♥][♥][♥][♥][♥][♥][♥]
    nmf/nmq

  2. Laneyloo Laneyloo
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 12:01am UTC
    The thing is....I am surrounded by so many fake people, being yourself seems to be a horrible idea. when really...you call her your best friend, and as soon as she has her back turned, you do nothing but trash her, and you boy, you text her every night saying how you like her, and tell of us you hate her to pieces. the fakeness in my school is just too many people, and i dont care if none of you like me, because at least ill be one thing none of you are and that is myself.

  3. iminlovewithdanthechipmunk iminlovewithdanthechipmunk
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 12:02am UTC
    What kind of person Monster are you.?

  4. pookeybrs pookeybrs happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 12:02am UTC
    I like you
    but until you stop being an a** then
    for now we can just be friends. Maybe
    when you decide to change then we can
    try again.

  5. sammieee2 sammieee2
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 12:02am UTC
    forget all the reason why it wont work and
    believe one reason why it will.

  6. xxPAIGExx xxPAIGExx
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Don't you just love when your teacher call's on you and you have no idea what your doing in class

  7. CaliJenn11 CaliJenn11
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 12:03am UTC
    I have 3 goldfish
    the kind you win at a fair they have taught me a lot
    the simple things in life are all that matter
    they ask for food and love that's it
    they always get along and can make me smile, they always listen, never judge, never tell my secrets
    if only humans were this way..
    nmf

  8. dancerlvr dancerlvr
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 12:03am UTC
    That annoying moment when
    you're in a fight with your parents
    and you don't wanna talk to them
    but you need sumthin' from them
    nmf

  9. daniixoxo32 daniixoxo32
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 12:03am UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you think your quote is really good, but you don't even get 1 notification...

  10. bsktblgrl19 bsktblgrl19
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 12:04am UTC
    I don't want to be the girl that covers her face in make up and changes how she acts to try and look hot for him. I want to be the girl that never worries about how she looks, cuz anyone worth liking loves her for her and not who she pretends to be.

  11. kkm3165 kkm3165
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 12:04am UTC
    if you already know we broke up
    why must you continue to ask..</3</3<

  12. singingmylastgoodbye singingmylastgoodbye
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 12:05am UTC
    I wanna know,
    Have you ever seen the rain?

  13. xxPAIGExx xxPAIGExx
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 12:06am UTC
    FAKE friends - never ask for food.
    REAL friends - are the reason you have no food
    FAKE friends - never seen you cry.
    REAL friends - cry with you.
    FAKE friends - Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
    REAL friends - keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
    FAKE friends - know a few things about you
    REAL friends - could write a books about you with direct quotes from you.
    FAKE friends - would knock on your door.
    REAL friends - walk right in and say 'I'm home!"
    FAKE friends - will fight with you & move on
    REAL friends - will fight with you and brush it off
    FAKE friends - will help up when you fall over.
    REAL friends - will jump on top of you and shout "Pile on!"
    FAKE friends - are for a while.
    REAL friends - are for life.
    FAKE friends - will read this.
    REAL. Friends - will steal this, just like I did

  14. bieberfeverx3 bieberfeverx3
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 12:06am UTC
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N ♥ P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    ;)
    nmf

  15. emilllllyx emilllllyx
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 12:07am UTC
    what do you call guys that make jokes
    about girls working in the kitchen?
    single.

  16. kkm3165 kkm3165
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 12:08am UTC
    a relationship is between two people
    some people need help in math.

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 12:08am UTC
    when a guy decides
    Y O U ' R E H I S F R I E N D ,
    you're instantly no longer a dating option.
    you become this entirely non-sexual object in his eyes.
    like his mother...
    or a lamp.

  18. McKaylaJean McKaylaJean
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 12:08am UTC
    Best Friend Commited Suicide Tonight.
    I didn't know what was going on.
    Her mom called me and told me to come over right away.
    She sat me down and told me what had happened.
    I went to your room to get her phone. So I can tell people what had happened.
    (We live in a very small town word will be getting out within a few hours)
    I'm not really sure what to tell people.
    But her ex just texted her and told he was sorry for everything and he made a really big mistake and he wants them to work things out.
    To all girls that feel like commiting suicide, PLEASE talk to someone.
    You really don't understand what it's like for your best friend!!
    <3 you Sam!

  19. carolineblueeyes carolineblueeyes
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 12:09am UTC
    ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
    I GOT A FILTHY MIND
    ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
    i got dirty ways .

  20. xxPAIGExx xxPAIGExx
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 12:09am UTC
    Only i would sprain my finger playing twister with my best friends <3

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