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Quotes added on Sunday, August 14 2011

  1. mintme38 mintme38
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:00am UTC
    Thanks Captain Obvious
    No problem sargent sarcasm

  2. SammiBug SammiBug
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:00am UTC
    "When shooting a mime, don't use a silencer or his friends will hear you."

  3. devinisababe devinisababe
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:00am UTC
    Hola♥

  4. ambrehshoutsnever ambrehshoutsnever
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:00am UTC
    Hai ! Ive always wondered, how do I re-size photos that I put on my profile from photobucket? :D Help and we will be bestfriends? <3:D

  5. emilynicole1313 emilynicole1313
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:00am UTC
    & Who else thought
    That new episode of iCarly
    Was HILARIOUS?!♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. lovemakestheworldgoroundd lovemakestheworldgoroundd
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Random facts on everything #3.
    Society is a b*tch. But when you grow up and decide to look beyond the haters.. life is so much better.

  7. pending* pending*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:01am UTC
    {✕}{✖}{✗}{✘}{✕}{✖}{✗}{✘}
    If you really knew me,
    you'd know that;
    I'm painfully shy.
    Till this day;
    I've only said "Hi",
    to my Godmother's son-in-law once,
    and that's only because he got;
    a mob of people chanting "talk!" to me.
    This was when I was like seven.
    {✕}{✖}{✗}{✘}{✕}{✖}{✗}{✘}

  8. isthisme isthisme
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:01am UTC
    I found a reason for me
    to change who I use to be
    A reason to start over new
    And the reason is you..
    I found a reason to show
    A side of me you didn't know
    A reason for all that I do
    And the reason is you..
    I'm not a perfect person....

  9. breboo22 breboo22
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Preparin' for the
    worst, but hopin' for the best..
    CAUSE DRAMA NEVER ENDS,
    & haters never rest.
    WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES..
    (as anyone can see)
    but in the end..
    ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE
    ME♥

  10. sofigarcia sofigarcia
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:01am UTC
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    That walk of shame
    when the teacher catches you
    chewing gum
    and makes you throw it away
    <<<<<<<<<<<
    ♥ ♥ ♥

  11. onlyyou_onmymind onlyyou_onmymind
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:01am UTC
    LIKE A SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD
    YOUR STUCK IN MY HEART.

  12. Sandra Linh* Sandra Linh*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:02am UTC
    I think I wanna
    marry you
    <3

  13. Ktroxursox5 Ktroxursox5
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:02am UTC
    when you are waiting for him to text you back
    and you check your phone every 10 seconds
    to make sure you don't miss it <3

  14. tayheartsyou tayheartsyou
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:02am UTC
    I wish people were like money
    so I could hold them up to the sun
    and see which ones are REAL
    and which ones are FAKE.

  15. livelaughlove224 livelaughlove224
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:02am UTC
    The Truth Behind Rugrats
    The babies in Rugrats don't exist and are products of Angelica's imagination because her mother ignores her and her relationship with her father is shallow and parasitic. In reality, Chuckie died along with his mother, which is why Chaz is such a nervous wreck. Tommy was a stillborn, which causes Stu to sit in the basement making toys for his son that never had a chance to live, and the DeVilles had an abortion. Angelica couldn't decide whether the unborn child would be male or female and thus simply invented the same character in her head twice with different genders."

  16. joey_luvs_bffs_4eva joey_luvs_bffs_4eva
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:02am UTC
    Hey You.
    Yeah, you.
    No, not you...
    The other guy.
    You right there!
    Yes, you.
    Do you like tacos?


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  18. NMQuotesNMFormat NMQuotesNMFormat
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Just because you remember a TV show
    Does NOT mean you're a 90's kid.

  19. megan13 megan13
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Will you ever know you're beautiful, every little piece love? And don't you know you're really gonna be someone? Ask anyone. And when you find everything you looked for, i hope your life leads you back to my front door. Oh but if it don't, stay beautiful<3

  20. paulinacheer12 paulinacheer12
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Lifes a living Hell.
    We cant do anything about it,
    But make it worth somethin'.
    ~♥~

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