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Quotes added on Sunday, July 31 2011

  1. AlliieGiirl AlliieGiirl
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 12:00am UTC
    I've always been bothered by this;
    Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

  2. xoBARBIEox xoBARBIEox
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 12:00am UTC
    xoxo
    cool story bro
    tell ihht at parties.
    yhhu will definetly make more friends.
    xoxo

  3. tigerkid tigerkid
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 12:00am UTC
    forever and always
    remember?

  4. heathersnide heathersnide
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 12:00am UTC
    and who else remembers
    tamagotchis
    <3 if u do

  5. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 12:00am UTC
    My 19 year old brother just taught
    my 5 year old brother to say "Get
    back in the kitchen woman!" whenever
    he sees me. :( FML.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. carobaro carobaro
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 12:00am UTC
    You can't hate the night
    if you've lived your whole life without light
    NMF

  7. soclosebutsofaraway1100 soclosebutsofaraway1100
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 12:01am UTC
    My friend Ryan's little sister
    died last night, She was 10
    years young and she died by a
    drunk driver,
    Fav if your aginst drunk
    driving
    RIP: Youll always be in our
    hearts and minds

  8. PurpleSmilies PurpleSmilies
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 12:01am UTC
    “You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.”
    -Winnie The Pooh
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. MsWittyStoriesOnly MsWittyStoriesOnly
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Perfect
    c h a p t e r t w o .
    "Melly where's mommy?" the twins asked.
    "Sleeping." I quickly answered.
    "What do you want for breakfast?"
    "Cereal!" Veronica answered.
    "Ok, one cereal coming up. How about you Anthony?"
    "Cereal."
    "Make that two cereals coming up."
    I heard my phone buzz upstairs, so I quickly poured two bowls of cereal and practically threw them onto the table.
    I ran up the stairs, not much more gracefully than what happened going down. I grabbed the shiny white iPhone from my desk and pulled the charger out.
    3 New Texts.
    Lea: mellll please call me when you see thiss!! xo
    Boyfriend<3: melanie please call me when you see this i need to talk to you about something.
    Jess: melanie if brandon told you already im sososo sorry i didn't think you'd find out...
    This can't be good...

  10. intothebeautiful intothebeautiful
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 12:01am UTC
    out of all the lies you told,
    >>i love you<<
    was my favorite.

  11. becca62004 becca62004
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Mixed feelings suck
    i know i should hate you
    i know i am better than you but,
    theres something about you
    that i just can't
    FORGET ♥

  12. KoalaGirl KoalaGirl
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 12:02am UTC
    When you see his picture and bite your lip...
    That's when you know you love him.
    <3

  13. lovejason lovejason
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 12:02am UTC
    The past haunts forever chapter 3
    Joanna found a really pretty pink floral dress that was just above the knee. I was riding it single and loved it. There wasn't any limits and i could flirt with any guy i wanted to. Don't get me wrong its great to have a boyfriend. But i think that great only implies to the ones that don't cheat on you.
    'Jojo why do you think Jack cheated on me?'
    'uh Dan aren't we trying to forget about this?'
    'yeah but do you think its because i never slept with him?'
    'you've got your reasons for that'
    i started crying because she was the only one i told about that horrible thing that happened. 'please joanna don't remind me'
    'sorry Danny'
    suddenly a guy walked past he looked familiar. He saw me crying and asked if i was okay.
    'Uh yeah i am fine'
    'Hi i am Dylan'
    'hey i am Danny and this Joanna my best friend'
    Joanna made the excuse she needed to go to the toilet and she winked at me. He asked me a question.
    'do i not look familiar to you?'
    'uh what's that supposed to mean? i mean yeah you look familiar but i cant figure out how i now you'
    'I've met you before as well Danny at a party i think aren't you Jacks girlfriend?'
    'ex....'
    i figured out who he was. He was Dylan Day, cloes boyfriend.
    'why?'
    'uh dont you now i caught him sleeping with chloe'
    'chloe who?'
    'i shouldnt say....'
    'Danny tell me is it my chloe'
    'dylan i dont want to ruin anything'
    'it was wasnt it'
    just then he was the magazine i was reading it had chloe and Jack in bed.
    'Danny how did you find out? from this?'
    'no i caught him'
    'oh'
    joanna came back and i told him.
    'look i have to go now bye i will see you later'
    i looked at joanna and said
    'í just broke a couple up i am so horrible'
    'Dan he deserved to now what happened'
    Just then i heard a tap on my back'it was dylan
    'wait danny meet me at the beach in a hour if thats okay"
    'ókay'
    joanna asked me if i was going to go i didn't now what to do.

  14. Jakesmynamee Jakesmynamee
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Girls are alll beautiful! I don't get how you don't see it... seriously.
    -Jakesmynamee

  15. kkcsda20 kkcsda20
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 12:03am UTC
    I KnowThat♥
    you're long gone by now..but i hang on to the last words you said to me,
    &for some reason believe you'll still come around. ♥
    notmyformat♥ my quote

  16. Emily* Emily*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 12:03am UTC
    where are my
    69 followers ?

  17. marisalovee marisalovee
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 12:03am UTC
    you made me feel like hell
    because of you, i cannot love, trust, but most importantly, i am afraid
    you left me when i needed you the most
    i couldn't cry in front of you, i had to put on a smile
    but at the end of the day, i would be balling my eyes out
    i thought you would help me and change me,
    you did...
    but not in the way i wanted to be.....

  18. Kayla_M Kayla_M
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 12:03am UTC
    She had to know
    the pain was
    beating on me
    like a drum ♥

  19. SareBear SareBear
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 12:03am UTC
    ;:Your name isn't:;
    Google
    ;: so stop acting like you know everything :;
    .

  20. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Format Credit: Sandrasaurus

    i can always tell when
    someone likes somebody else
    but i never know
    when someone likes me

    Format Credit: Sandrasaurus

:)

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