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Quotes added on Wednesday, July 27 2011

  1. jennmariex143 jennmariex143
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:13am UTC
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    & maybe then you'll hear the words i've been singing.
    funny when your dead how people start listening.. ♥
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  2. EmilyDear EmilyDear
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:13am UTC
    BroTip #1:
    Chicks dig guys that understand them, not act like them. Know the difference.

  3. xobrebabesox xobrebabesox
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:13am UTC
    LaLaLa; Whatever.
    LaLaLa; It doesn't matter.

  4. sk8ter_gurl_17 sk8ter_gurl_17
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:13am UTC
    I don't want a
    boyfriend to:
    - break his x-box for me
    - or blow off his friends for me
    What I want him to do is:
    - teach me how to play black ops
    - remember that he has a girl friend
    - and invite me to come hang with him and his friends
    Because that's what a REAL "good boy friends" would do.

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  5. LuvStruckTeen LuvStruckTeen
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:13am UTC
    YOU'VE CAT TO BE KITTEN ME RIGHT MEOW
    ♥ if you get it

  6. Psybunny Psybunny
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:14am UTC
    PUDDING FLAPS?

  7. cutie7899 cutie7899
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:14am UTC
    Hate is easy , but love is courage

  8. Lindsey1818 Lindsey1818
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:14am UTC
    Why is it called after dark when its really after light????

  9. loveyouu143 loveyouu143
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:14am UTC
    & You sir,
    Are very attractive.
    Therefore, i will stare at you.♥
    nmf//nmq

  10. icecreamgurl1127 icecreamgurl1127
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:14am UTC
    Comment your Boyfriend / Girlfriends
    Name.
    Fave If Your Single.

  11. DanceOnTheEdge DanceOnTheEdge
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:14am UTC
    hi.
    i'm a boy.
    heres how it goes.
    i'm gonna flirt with you.
    then diss you.
    i'll send mixed messages.
    hit on your friends.
    lie to you.
    then i will lead you on.
    so you will fall for me.
    I'll make you happy for a night,
    but tomarrow
    i'll comepletely ignore you.
    you'll be the one i turn to
    when i need a friend
    or a confidence boost.
    know what the best part is?
    you can't do anything about it,
    cause you love me.
    and don't want to lose me.
    ha.

  12. krutig krutig
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:14am UTC
    If a turtle loses his shell is he naked or homeless?

  13. Nat4 Nat4
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:15am UTC
    Love,
    Is Louder Than The Pressure To Be
    Perfect!
    -Demi Lovato

  14. MyInspiration69 MyInspiration69
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:15am UTC
    Who i am
    And who i want to be ,
    Are 2 completely different people.....

  15. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:15am UTC
    NOT KNOWING IF SOMEONE
    IS A GIRL OR A BOY
    SO YOU ASK THEIR NAME
    AND IT'S SOMETHING UNISEX
    LIKE JORDAN, JESSE, TAYLOR
    ECT♥

  16. meridia1529 meridia1529
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:16am UTC
    If you were a wink, I'd be a nod
    If you were a seed, well I'd be a pod.
    If you were the floor, I'd wanna be the rug
    And if you were a kiss, I know I'd be a hug

  17. crissytable crissytable
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:16am UTC
    I am stuck on Band-Aid Brand 'cause
    Band-Aid's stuck on me!
    I am stuck on Band-Aid Brand 'cause
    germs don't stick on me!
    'Cause they hold on tight no matter what on,
    Fingers, toes, and knees!
    I am stuck on Band-Aid Brand 'cause
    Band-Aid helps heal me!!! :D

  18. MusicGurl1995 MusicGurl1995
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:16am UTC
    It's hard "just" being friends. </3.

  19. ifiletyouinyoujustwantout ifiletyouinyoujustwantout
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:16am UTC
    I wanna give up on you so bad.
    I just can't.

  20. xxallineedisyouxx xxallineedisyouxx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:17am UTC
    For A While I Thought I Wouldn't Make It Out Alive. But, Time Heals All And I'm Learning To Live Without You.

:)

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