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Quotes added on Wednesday, July 27 2011

  1. youshouldpickme youshouldpickme
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:00am EDT
    Hey witty,
    Guess who's 11:11 wishes finally paid off?(;

  2. xobrebabesox xobrebabesox
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:00am EDT
    & why does everything,
    seem so much worse
    at night? /:

  3. emilyyx14 emilyyx14
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:01am EDT
    d i d a n y o n e e l s e u s e d t o ;
    put the "SORRY" pieces on their fingers ?

  4. LoveAlissaXO LoveAlissaXO
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:01am EDT
    sometimes its easier to pretend you dont care than to admit its killing you ..

  5. SEXXXXXYCANME SEXXXXXYCANME
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:02am EDT
    XxGoffbal_lHannahLovesyouxX is fake. why talk to fake girls?!
    heres some links to where she gets the pics from. plus in her picks she has different hair colors and there high quality pics.
    http://weheartit.com/entry/12359687
    http://weheartit.com/entry/12506622
    http://weheartit.com/entry/11752619

  6. LuvStruckTeen LuvStruckTeen
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:02am EDT
    Is It Just Me
    Or Does Everyone Skip The First Piece Of Bread Because It looks
    W e i r d ?

  7. krutig krutig
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:02am EDT
    DEAR PARENTS,
    JASMINE WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A DIRTY HOMELESS BOY NAMED ALADDIN
    SNOW WHITE LIVED ALONE WITH 7 MEN.
    PINNOCHIO WAS A LAIR.
    ROBIN HOOD WAS A THIEF.
    TARZAN WALKED AROUND WITHOUT CLOTHES ON.
    A STRANGER KISSED SLEEPING BEAUTY AND SHE MARRIED HIM.
    CINDERELLA LIED AND SNUCK OUT AT NIGHT TO ATTEND A PARTY.
    YOU CAN'T BLAME US.
    WE WERE TAUGHT TO REBAL SINCE A YOUNG AGE

  8. eeevvvaaaxxxooo eeevvvaaaxxxooo
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:02am EDT
    If Cinderella can get her
    prince charming
    without taking her dress off; so can you.
    ♥♥♥
    nmf

  9. rdv927 rdv927
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:02am EDT
    And she will be loved.

  10. lullabybaby lullabybaby
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:03am EDT
    happy 1 year late birthday to me being on witty!
    thought it would be a one time visit thing, but apparently not :)

  11. Psybunny Psybunny
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:04am EDT
    WELL, I'VE...
    NEVER PLUCKED A ROOSTER, AND I'M NOT TOO GOOD AT PINGPONG,
    AND I'VE NEVER THROWN MY MASHED POTATOES UP AGAINST THE WALL,
    AND I'VE NEVER KISSED A CHIPMUNK, AND I'VE NEVER GOTTEN HEADLICE,
    AND I'VE NEVER BEEN TO BOSTON IN THE FALL.

  12. x3TheStoryOfUs x3TheStoryOfUs
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:04am EDT
    And Slide, And Slide
    and do the butterfly
    And Dip, And Dip
    and shake my little hips
    I want you, and you
    to cheer it with me too
    *who remembers where this is from?! fave if you do! ;D
    **sorry it's not my best format :\

  13. I_Love_You_20 I_Love_You_20
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:04am EDT
    Always keep hope.<3
    *Hope is that little
    whisper you hear ,
    saying "maybe."
    when everyone else
    is saying "no!" *
    *nmq ; on phonezoo
    ; just changed .
    it alittle*'
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. numbah13 numbah13
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:05am EDT
    &&i miss..
    the endless conversations..
    the way you looked at me..
    the feel of your hand holding mine..
    the smell of your shoulder when you hugged me..
    you calling me angel...
    kissing me in front of your friends because you didn't care...
    seeing your name pop up on my phone with a smiley(: and a heart<3..
    the late night phone calls ending with an i love you..
    always having someone to go to to make me feel better...
    knowing i am always on your mind...
    that feeling in my stomach when i saw you walking towards me...
    the color of your eyes..
    that smile that always got me to smile...
    the little fights of i love you more..
    the way i felt safe in your arms...
    the sweet things you would say..
    going to bed with a text saying sweet dreams angel(:..
    and waking up to a text saying good morning beautiful<3
    But most of all...
    i miss you

  15. Lynnnx Lynnnx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:05am EDT
    Confession #6
    I need some witty friends, so lets talk [:
    ♥♥♥

  16. sk8ter_gurl_17 sk8ter_gurl_17
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:05am EDT
    format by sandrasaurus
    Theres a bus full of all these ugly
    people.
    One day, the bus driver gets in an accident , and the bus gets drove off a bridge.
    Sadly all the people on the bus died. When they all get to heaven, God tells them that he would grant them each one wish. The first of the ugly people thought about this. then he said that he wanted to be handsome. all the ugly people started to wish that they were pretty, beautiful, etc. God sees the last person laughing their butt off. As the people all continue wishing the same thing,God sees the last person in line, still laughing, and God's thinking "WTF". Then finally, when the last person makes the wish to God, he says
    "Make them all ugly again!" .
    format by sandrasaurus

  17. MeeMee_x3 MeeMee_x3
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:06am EDT
    90's shows
    on TeenNick :)

  18. thatgirl4 thatgirl4
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:06am EDT
    Winnie the Pooh was based on psychological problems:
    Pooh has an eating disorder,
    Piglet suffers from anxiety,
    Eeyore has major depression,
    Tigger has ADHD,
    Rabbit has OCD,
    & Christopher Robin must be a drug addict if his stuffed animals talk to him...
    nmf/nmq

  19. Maggs9728 Maggs9728
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:06am EDT
    The guy that I tell every thing...
    The guy that knows everything...
    The guy that is always there for me...
    The guy who has seem me at my worst and doesn't care...
    The guy that means the world to me...
    The guy who I love...
    Who do you think that guy is? My boyfriend?
    Well your wrong, hes my best friend..
    Fave this if your best friend is a guy, and your sick of people judging you guys about it.

  20. smile14 smile14
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:06am EDT
    & Who else,
    pictures you and your crush
    as the main characters of a movie you're watching
    because you wish that was your life? <3

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