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Quotes added on Thursday, April 28 2011

  1. maris33 maris33
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Playing coy is silly. Speak your mind.
    If a man gets turned off, he's the wrong man.
    -Mila Kunis.

  2. elleelaurenn elleelaurenn
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Saw a Piece of sh•t the other day
    reminded me of you
    Yeah thats right...
    ;

  3. darling18xoxo darling18xoxo
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 12:02am UTC
    that one song
    that always makes you dance,
    even in your worst moods.

  4. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 12:02am UTC
    T h ings to do at Walmart #2
    Grab a 5 packs of condoms and throw them in a
    random cart

  5. Dylanxx Dylanxx
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Confession - 1
    Im not going to lie not all girls are beutiful
    Plain and simple
    Dont let you're self down about it though a guy will come around and see you as beautiful in THEIR eyes

  6. peacefreakk101 peacefreakk101
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 12:04am UTC
    Sorry to Bother you But my Caterpillar is Coming Through <3
    \ /
    .●●●●●●●●●● ●●●●●● ●●●● ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●● ●●●●●● ●●●● ●●●●●●●●( ●_● )

  7. NoraKendall NoraKendall
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 12:05am UTC
    ☁☀☁
    Love ♥

  8. fiddlestix fiddlestix
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 12:05am UTC
    hellloooo!!!!!!!! question for all u lovely wittiers!!
    ok so theres a rumor going around at my school saying tht rebecca black hung herself....they said it was all over the news and what not....
    THE PROBLEM IS I DONT WATCH THE NEWS AND WHAT NOT
    so if its tru please leave a comment on this quote.
    if u do i will fave all your quotes and love you forever(:
    thank u sooo much!!(:

  9. boothuu boothuu
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 12:06am UTC
    Tell a girl
    she's BEAUTIFUL
    -she'll believe it for a moment
    Tell a girl
    she's UGLY
    -she'll believe it for a lifetime...

  10. Natsuo44 Natsuo44
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 12:07am UTC
    I never planned that one day I'd be losing you...

  11. beclouger beclouger
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 12:08am UTC
    I want to be his favorite hello
    & his hardest goodbye.

  12. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 12:08am UTC
    T h ings to do at Walmart #3
    Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute
    intervals through out the day

  13. liviababy liviababy
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 12:08am UTC
    So, I looked on Twitter and saw that my boyfriend had tweeted "Needs to talk to my girlfriend #NOW" and it was like 35 minutes old. He's grounded so yeah I had no way to call him besides his house phone but I'm pretty sure his mom is home and all. Goshhh. I don't get why he didn't just freaking tweet me. #wahhh #worried #whatdidido
    haha sorry i had to vent!!

  14. cinderellagirl cinderellagirl
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 12:09am UTC
    Me: I get to do the flour project:)
    Him: What is that?
    Me: It when you carry around a
    flour sac and pretend it is yo
    child. I'm naming him Lil'
    Cupcake, cause that is what
    he shall be when he grows up:)
    Him: NO!!! He is going to
    college and is going to be a cake!
    ____________________________
    Me: Hey mom!
    Mom: My phone is breaking
    up, sorry I can't hear you.
    Me: Ummmm, mom? I'm texting you?
    ____________________________
    Dad: Okay, I am bored again...
    I think this time I will put on a
    grim reaper costume and stand
    across the street from the nearest
    nursing home and wave at the old folk.
    Me: Okayy, and again you have problems.

  15. tuttidaisy123 tuttidaisy123
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 12:09am UTC
    in my world, everyone's a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies!
    <3

  16. killaluvsyou18970 killaluvsyou18970
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 12:10am UTC
    I don't see how
    you can hate from
    outside the club
    you can't even get in!

  17. xoarynrbxo xoarynrbxo
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 12:12am UTC
    I don't want to
    fall
    to pieces...

  18. reachingfornothing reachingfornothing
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 12:12am UTC
    “I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.”
    - Alice (Alice in Wonderland)

  19. ravidog1234 ravidog1234
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 12:13am UTC
    Confession #5;
    If my parents ever told me I should go to a therapist, I would have a major spazz (no idea how to spell that) attack then realize I should ;)

  20. NessaCakess NessaCakess
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 12:14am UTC
    I Was Down In The Dirt At First, But I Decided To Pick Myself Up && Move FORWARD;
    I Mean You Gotta Pick Yourself Up At Some Point In Life,Right?.(:
    So I'm M o v i n g F.o.r.w.a.r.d.&&"NOT" Looking Back This Time!
    -NessaCakes

:)

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