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Quotes added on Friday, February 18 2011

  1. YeahBrahsz YeahBrahsz
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 12:00am UTC
    Some Feelings
    d o n ' t g o a w a y.
    They just get avoided.

  2. YeahBrahsz YeahBrahsz
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Man : Women belong in the kitchen.
    Woman: Poison belongs in your food.

  3. YeahBrahsz YeahBrahsz
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 12:03am UTC
    i miss you
    what happens when the person that was always there..
    one day just kind of disappears.

  4. lxlsmileyfacelxl lxlsmileyfacelxl
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Just the thought of being with you tomorrow
    Gives me the strength to go on today

  5. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 12:05am UTC
    That weird moment when
    some one tells you there
    going to take a shower and
    BAM
    you picture them naked

  6. YeahBrahsz YeahBrahsz
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 12:06am UTC
    I m i s s y o u r s m i l e.
    but I miss mine more. ♥


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. YeahBrahsz YeahBrahsz
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 12:07am UTC
    Seeing Japanese tourists taking photos of the most
    p o i n t l e s s t h i n g s ♥format credit:lettheflamesbegin

  9. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 12:09am UTC
    first the
    ipad
    what's next the
    itampon

  10. 11abby27 11abby27
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 12:10am UTC
    i 'm falling apart...
    i know i was the one who ended what we had,
    but i can't stop thinking that maybe, just maybe
    i made a mistake...♥

  11. lxlsmileyfacelxl lxlsmileyfacelxl
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 12:11am UTC
    You have to stand up for what you believe;;
    &+ sometimes you have to stand alone

  12. daniielo daniielo
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 12:13am UTC
    Why are you crying?
    Weren't you laughing?
    -Karma-

  13. Anadalmau Anadalmau
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 12:17am UTC
    I love him , he loves her and she loves no one but himself
    My eyes fill up with tears everytime i see them together
    the was he looks at her just breaks my heart
    he is my friend, and I used to be okay with that
    but suddenly that changed.
    Sometimes I wonder that if i had told him that I love him ... things would be different today ?

  14. lxlsmileyfacelxl lxlsmileyfacelxl
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 12:18am UTC
    Where's the damn [rewind] button in life?

  15. Dafneeex Dafneeex
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 12:19am UTC
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as
    though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Repost this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    STAND UP FOR HIM!
    51% won't repost this
    but i did.
    I diddd!!!(:
    reposted xD
    im not part of that 51% ;)
    I REPOSTED[: _Cameronxx is my namee [=
    I did.(:

  16. livinglifeinthefastlane livinglifeinthefastlane
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 12:20am UTC
    Soo is Nick Jonas a democrat or republican?
    Because I gotta know if he's running for president...

  17. lxlsmileyfacelxl lxlsmileyfacelxl
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 12:21am UTC
    I shall call him squishy
    &+ he shall be mine <3

  18. thanksforthememories thanksforthememories
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 12:24am UTC
    There are some things you need to hear in order to feel better about a situation
    Like: "I'm sorry" and "I miss you"
    "I bought 5000kg of Nutella"

  19. princess_Nadya princess_Nadya
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 12:25am UTC
    She's not a saint
    and she's not what you think
    She's an actress,
    She's better known for the things that she does
    On the
    m a t t r e s s

  20. TamerIsLamex3 TamerIsLamex3
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 12:28am UTC
    <div id="justlikegravity_" style="text-align: center; line-height: 23px; letter-spacing: -4px; font-size: 36px; font-weight: bold; text-shadow: black -1px -1px 1px"> <span style="color: rgb(255,0,204)"><span style="font-size: 72px">3 men were drunk</span></span><br /> <span style="color: rgb(255,0,102)">they stopped a taxi, the taxi driver figured </span><span style="color: rgb(255,0,51)">they were drunk, he just switched the </span><span style="color: rgb(255,0,0)">engine on and off and told them</span><br /> <span style="color: rgb(255,51,0)">"We've Arrived." The first guy game him </span><span style="color: rgb(255,102,0)">money, the 2nd guy said thanks </span><br /> <span style="color: rgb(255,153,0)">And then the 3rd guy slapped him, </span><br /> <span style="color: rgb(255,204,0)">The taxi driver was stunned because </span><br /> <span style="color: #00ff33">he thought they all wouldnt realized </span><br /> <span style="color: #00ff99">that he didn't move an inch.</span><br /> <span style="color: #0099cc">So he asked "What was that for?"</span><br /> <span style="color: #00ccff">The 3rd guy replied..</span><br /> <br /> <br /> <font color="#000066">"Control your speed, you almost killed us."</font><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <span _fck_bookmark="1" style="display: none"> </span></div>
    My Tea's Gone Cold
    i'm wondering why, i got out of bed at all >>>>>>>
    The Morning Rain Clouds Up My Window
    A n d I C a n ' t S e e A t A l l
    &even i f i could, i t'd all be gray -----
    ButYou'rePicture
    --------On------My------Wall--------
    ♥♥ it reminds me ♥ it is not so bad, not so bad ♥
    no jocking intended (:

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