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Quotes added on Wednesday, January 5 2011

  1. AshXDDtay AshXDDtay
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 12:20am UTC
    Holy poo
    it's
    2011
    twentyeleven

  2. SamanthaDarling SamanthaDarling
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 12:20am UTC
    Me: hows the phone issues going
    Sam: better sorta i mean it works some times
    Me: well sometimes is better than no times haha are you going to get a new phone?
    Sam: no
    Me: why not? bleh don't ignore me
    Sam: you think i have money?
    Me: idk one time you said you had like idk how much
    Sam: haha bot ny more had to by lunch every day haha
    Me: do you have a job
    Sam: nooo
    Me: go get one
    Sam: hahaha
    Me: oh oh you think i'm joking?
    Sam: yes
    Me: well good because I was
    Sam: hahaha lol hahaha
    Me: wow, hey i got money to spend on iTunes, help me out?
    Sam: uhhhhh 'little lion man by mumford and sons?
    Me: ill check it out
    Sam: kk
    Me: well I guess itunes hates me it wont let me get on
    Sam: lol i no right
    Me: hey homeskillet can i ask u somethin
    Sam: no
    Me: why not
    Sam: : )
    Me: your a butt monkey (:
    Sam: i no
    Me: haha wait so can I or not?
    Sam: yes
    Me: haha alright, now that you live way away from here do you ever wish that like we wern't so close and what not? honestly
    Sam: i dont no i dont think about that stuff
    Me: well if you thought about it right now what would u say
    Sam: no
    Me: do you think you will ever getta move home?
    Sam: no clue
    Me: your mom is going back to school or something similar to that right?
    Sam: mabey
    Me: things are not cool here without you, oh, hey, so I have gym 2nd semester 2nd period just like last year (:
    Sam: :)
    Me: haha I miss last year I member when you hurt your foot that time and left in the wheel chair or something
    Sam: uhh no
    Me: uh yes don't pretend like you don't remember it.
    Sam: I don't
    Me: ok then sam haha well do you remember when we played that one game were you had to do the jumpingness and get the ball to hit the matt and I could never get it then i got it
    Sam: no damn
    Me: how do you not remember that sam
    Sam is offline.
    *Maybe things are going to be alright*

  3. lesley lesley
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 12:22am UTC
    That awkward moment when a breeze leaves the creature Kanye West found featherless and naked.

  4. giaxnicole giaxnicole
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 12:22am UTC
    he may not see my hurt
    h
    he may not see my cries
    but every time he acts
    like he doesn't care,
    i die a little inside

  5. giaxnicole giaxnicole
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 12:22am UTC
    love i s when you shed a tear but s t i l l want him.
    when he ignores you & you still love him.
    & it's when he loves another girl,
    but you still smile and say
    "i'm happy for you"
    when all you want to do is
    ///////// cry.

  6. claadifraa claadifraa
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 12:22am UTC
    When the thinnest person in the room tells you they want to lose weight...
    I'm like -_-

  7. itwas_almost_love itwas_almost_love
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 12:23am UTC
    love yourself.

  8. haymaylove haymaylove
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 12:25am UTC
    That awkward moment when:
    the guy you like tells the girl you hate that she's skinny...

  9. brandy41395 brandy41395
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 12:25am UTC
    That moment of disappointment when you're sipping a drink out of a straw and you here that bubbly noise that means there's nothing left in the cup anymore

  10. caseylovescats_* caseylovescats_*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 12:27am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you step on a crack; & it doesn't break your mothers back..
    notmyformat

  11. brandy41395 brandy41395
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 12:27am UTC
    Why is it that all deep conversations happen at night?
    Fav if you're not the only one who thinks this...

  12. youwillalwaysbethereforme youwillalwaysbethereforme
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 12:27am UTC
    To me he was my first
    love
    And to him , I was just another girl
    that he played
    <3

  13. prettynerd prettynerd
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 12:28am UTC
    is it just me?
    when i cry, i get really hot, but then when i stop, i get really cold. :/
    its almost unbearable.

  14. brandy41395 brandy41395
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 12:28am UTC
    Isn't it weird how all these "GUYS" randomly discovered witty all at the same time and started posting quotes
    ?????????????????????????

  15. XxiloveyouxXforeverxX XxiloveyouxXforeverxX
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 12:29am UTC
    How do I say this
    It is so hard
    To put these words on paper
    I pulled the wrong card
    I try to be happy
    And not to be sad
    It never lasts long
    I just keep feeling bad
    Some say I’m depressed
    I hoped that they were wrong
    But maybe they were right
    And this sad feeling lasts too long
    I hate this feeling
    Being angry all the time
    I just want it to stop
    Before I end a life, say mine
    I don’t like it
    When I hurt myself
    Sometimes I lose control
    And almost put my life on the shelf
    I don’t want to die
    I don’t want to leave this place
    The only thing that stops me
    Is finding a friendly face
    -old poem of mine-

  16. anna_roxursox anna_roxursox
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 12:29am UTC
    ok, so im at the beach and my friends little brother goes. "didnt u go for a swim cos no one here is wet." and im like i am. the my guy friend is like "THATS WHAT SHE SAID''LMFAO(:

  17. brandy41395 brandy41395
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 12:30am UTC
    REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN....

    We had a young chubby boy to make us laugh named JOSH....
    Not! GIBBY
    ?????????????????????

  18. itwas_almost_love itwas_almost_love
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 12:30am UTC
    Cute How You Hate Me
    [when i did nothing to you]
    not my format

  19. giaxnicole giaxnicole
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 12:31am UTC
    people say you don't
    know what you've got
    'till it's gone.
    truth is, you knew
    what you had,
    you just thought you'd
    never lose it.

  20. giaxnicole giaxnicole
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 12:32am UTC
    "You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be ok."
    -Spongebob ♥

:)

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