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Quotes added on Friday, December 3 2010

  1. BackInBlack BackInBlack
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 2:09am UTC
    If they squeeze olives to make olive oil…
    What do they squeeze to make baby oil??
    -SMOSH

  2. tanaeelise tanaeelise
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 2:10am UTC
    Fave if you were smart enough to highlight this. (:

  3. aerochicky97 aerochicky97
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 2:15am UTC
    I don't know what your love has done to me...
    i think i'm invincible♥
    click the organ :)

  4. bpbabii9 bpbabii9
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 2:18am UTC
    I'm all about him him him him him
    and he's all about me me me me me
    and we don't give a dang dang dang dang dang
    bout nobody-e-e-e.

  5. chocoluvuble chocoluvuble
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 2:18am UTC
    Me: I wanna become a doctor when I grow up!
    Him: Don't become a doctor, it's too stressful..
    Me: then what should I become??
    Him: My wife ♥
    (Actually happened!!)

  6. chocoluvuble chocoluvuble
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 2:26am UTC
    That song that makes you think of him ♥

  7. aerochicky97 aerochicky97
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 2:27am UTC
    I looked at my boyfriend the other day,
    Not expecting a serious answer, I asked him "Why are you soo weird babe?"
    His answer?: because if your not weird, then your just like everyone else.
    :)<3
    True story. loveyoubabe
    fave? :)

  8. tanaeelise tanaeelise
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 2:28am UTC

    So here's the thing, i
    have this friend, she's
    truly amazing, i love her
    with all my heart, she is
    the most gorgeous girl
    i have ever met + I have the
    privilege of calling her
    my best friend, iloveyoou.x

  9. SaraahIsabellaa SaraahIsabellaa
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 2:37am UTC
    We all want that guy that when your in labor;
    all sweaty, make up running
    and he says :
    "Look at her isn't she
    beautiful"
    not my layout; credit to whoever (:

  10. chocoluvuble chocoluvuble
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 2:37am UTC
    That awkward moment when some random person's staring at you, so you smile but they just keep S.T.A.R.I.N.G

  11. aerochicky97 aerochicky97
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 2:39am UTC
    ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
    On the first page of our story
    the future seemed so bright
    t hen t his t hi n g t ur n e d o u t so ev i l ,
    i don't know why I'm still surprised.
    ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄

  12. whatsfunnyis whatsfunnyis
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 2:50am UTC
    I love
    you.
    FUUUUck.
    Why do i love you ?
    format by peaceinpieces.

  13. emilyehaha emilyehaha
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 2:51am UTC
    Like this if your cool :) Like this if your cool :)

  14. nanodesu nanodesu
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 2:51am UTC
    IM A RANDOM WIND STORM
    SHAKY SHAKY

  15. manicmorgan manicmorgan
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 2:52am UTC
    I just finished part 2 of my anniversary present to my boyfriend.
    I'm giving it to him Saturday.
    I made a little book called
    "Since I've Been With You"
    and I wrote things like
    "Since I've been with you, kissing has become my favorite hobby."
    I tied it together with two ribbons.
    I really love him. I hope he likes it. (:

  16. NotYours_x NotYours_x
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 2:52am UTC
    "if i was pretty,
    do you think he would've stayed?"
    she asked her best guy friend.
    he placed his hand under her chin and lifted her head up,
    looked into her eyes and replied,
    "no, because you're absolutely beautiful,
    and he still left."
    Mine .
    - NotYours_x

  17. courtz509 courtz509
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 2:53am UTC
    Dear person who said life is a game;
    Are there any cheat codes?
    Sincerely, confused.
    Format; Mine. Quote; Not Mine.

  18. emily_xoxox emily_xoxox
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 3:03am UTC
    Can you like, not bring that up?
    Ever. Thanks.

  19. emily_xoxox emily_xoxox
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 3:08am UTC

    /
    \
    /
    \
    /
    \
    /
    \
    /
    \
    Sometimes you
    need to let
    go of the
    past, so you
    can have a future.

  20. northcatnip* northcatnip*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 3:09am UTC
    That feeling you get when
    Don't Stop Believing
    comes on ♥

:)

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