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Quotes added on Wednesday, August 25 2010

  1. uherkisses uherkisses
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 12:00am UTC
    Me:GUESS WHAT!!
    My Friend:WHAT???
    Me:wouldn't you like to know;}
    mine*"]

  2. xokatox xokatox
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 12:01am UTC
    my friends are sick.
    every time they like a boy they're "in love"
    people. you're fourteen
    your time will come.

  3. randomxxcardss42xo randomxxcardss42xo
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 12:01am UTC
    some call the things we do illegal,
    but we call it shenanning.

  4. brezzygirl10302 brezzygirl10302
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 12:01am UTC
    Save me from the sleepless night,
    help me see through the dark to the light
    hold me in your arms tight &
    whisper in my ear "its alright"
    take away all the fears,
    whipe away my tears most importantly...
    stay here<3

  5. LyricandMelody LyricandMelody
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 12:02am UTC
    AND WHEN I TURN 94
    I t h i n k I ' l l m i s s y o u e v e n m o r e

  6. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 12:03am UTC
    Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?

  7. brezzygirl10302 brezzygirl10302
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 12:03am UTC
    My soul is lost no doubt its true, help me see from another view...I wake up to the sun, i walk through my house, where i fin you....my lost soul in now found<3

  8. blahhblahhblahh blahhblahhblahh
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 12:03am UTC
    'Cause I got some intuition
    Or maybe I'm superstitious
    But I think you're a pretty sweet pill that I'm swallowing down
    To counter this addiction
    You got me on a mission
    Tell me darling can I get a break, somehow?
    Can I say no?

  9. allovesdaisy allovesdaisy
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 12:04am UTC
    HAVE YOU EVER FARTED IN YOUR CLASS ROOM AND EVERYONNE LOOKED AT YOU FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    FAV AND
    COMMENT:)

  10. haideexoxo haideexoxo
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 12:07am UTC
    FRESHMAN ♥
    we get called :
    fishies
    freshmeat
    fish
    "ew i smell fish"
    "omg your a fishie"
    "haha , freshman"
    &
    get scream at
    "FRESHMAN!!!"
    & plenty of more things .
    Class of 2014 :DDD

  11. secrets2tell secrets2tell
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 12:07am UTC
    Secret #19
    I've cried over the things you've done to me.
    This isn't a f*cking game.

  12. allovesdaisy allovesdaisy
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 12:07am UTC
    HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMBODY SO MUCH YOU CAN BARELY BREATHE WHEN YOUR WITH THEM
    I LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE BY: RHINNA , EMINEM
    FAV AND COMMENT:):):):)<3<3

  13. candylova1027 candylova1027
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 12:08am UTC
    You all laughed when i said Shark boy was hot..
    w h o ' s l a u g h i n g n o w ?

  14. becca143 becca143
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 12:08am UTC
    cross out the things you've done.
    Graduated high school.
    drank.
    kissed someone.
    Smoked a cigarette.
    Got so drunk you passed out.
    Rode every ride at an amusement park.
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a rock concert.
    Help someone.
    Gone fishing.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep.
    Lied to someone.
    Snorted cocaine.
    Failed a class.
    Smoked weed.
    Dealt drugs
    Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
    Watched someone die.
    Been to a funeral.
    Burned yourself.
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.
    Flown on a plane.
    Cheated on someone.
    Been cheated on.
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing.
    Been sailing.
    Cut yourself on accident.
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail.
    Dangerously close to being in jail.
    Skipped school
    Had detention.
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Stolen books from the library.
    Gone to a different country.
    Dropped out of school.
    Been in a mental hospital.
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
    Had an online diary.
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale.
    Had a lemonade stand.
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
    Been in a school play.
    Been fired from a job.
    Taken a lie detector test.
    Swam with dolphins.
    Gone to sea world.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry.
    Read more than 20 books a year.
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had surgery.
    Had stiches
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at onc
    Overdosed.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem.
    Been in a fist fight
    Suffered any form of abuse.
    Gone surfing in California
    .Had a hamster.
    Pet a wild animal.
    Used a credit card.
    Did “spirit day” at school.
    Dyed your hair.
    Got a tattoo. (fake?)
    Had something pierced.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Gotten straight A's.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS

  15. XmidnightXsunX XmidnightXsunX
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 12:09am UTC
    No matter how big a tree you become,you never forget your roots
    ♥ ♥ ♥

  16. brezzygirl10302 brezzygirl10302
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 12:09am UTC
    I'm not the girl who i wanted to be, he's not the guy i thought i would see. I like the way he calls me baby...the way he hugs me from behind...suprising me every time . I liked the warmth i felt in his arms making me think nothing can go wrong...his heartbeat?my favorite song. He know the right words to say when he talks to me....the long walks we'd take on the beach...did you notice my hesitation? Thats because this is all in my imagination ;]

  17. BeachLover1111 BeachLover1111
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 12:09am UTC
    with out love there is not hate
    with out hate there is no enemies
    with out enemies there are no friends
    with out friends there is no happiness
    with out happiness well theres just nothing to live for<3

  18. Elephantee Elephantee
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 12:10am UTC
    SISTER: like my new skinny jeans?
    ME: are those......JEGGINGS?
    SISTER: NO there skinny jeans
    ME: *reads tag* just right jegging.
    SISTER: OH opps........What are jeggings?
    ME: wouldn't you like to know.
    lol sisterly love.

  19. cheerleaderxx29 cheerleaderxx29
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 12:11am UTC
    U.S.A

  20. doodeedoo123 doodeedoo123
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 12:12am UTC
    FUNNY JOKE: PLEASE READ!!!!!
    Two Boys Were Playing In The Woods, One Was Named "Trouble" And The Other "Shut Up".
    They were playing hide and go seek. There had been a murder in that woods the day before. The police were everywhere... so trouble was seeking and shut up was hiding. When Shut Up was hiding, a police officer went up to him and said. "Boy, you really shouldn't be out here. What's your name?" he said. Shut Up then said, "Shut Up!". "Excuse me? What is your name!!!!????" the officer said. "SHUT. UP!!!" the little boy said. The officer was very mad by now and said, "boy, are you lookin for trouble?". Shut Up then said, "NO!!!!! Trouble's looking for me!!!!!!"
    [; cousin tells this joke(: fav if u thought it was funnyy(:

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