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Quotes added on Wednesday, July 21 2010

  1. graceb10 graceb10
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 12:32am UTC
    "HEY! There are skittles in there!"
    -The Hangover

  2. izzyg416 izzyg416
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 12:32am UTC
    I was looking through a scrapbook about my preschool days. There was one page that had a homework sheet glued onto it. It said on the top of the page "Tell us what you know about the rainforest". I said "pink pigs, dragons, that's it". I was a bright kid..
    MLIA
    not mine
    mylifeisaverage.com

  3. thesecretofmysecret thesecretofmysecret
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 12:34am UTC
    secret # 325 ;
    thanks mom, for getting me a movie of my favorite actor and tell me not to be sad..
    thanks for knowing me so well and bringing out lots of smiles out of me;
    i love you.

  4. dancerxox17 dancerxox17
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 12:34am UTC
    so today i was on facebook
    and in the suggestion box on the side it said
    Kanye West
    underneath his name said
    many people who like Taylor Swift like this.
    does anyone else see the humor in that?

  5. neenimz11 neenimz11
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 12:36am UTC
    Does He Have Your Number ?, 1-800-BEYOTCH !

  6. thesecretofmysecret thesecretofmysecret
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 12:37am UTC
    secret # 326 ;
    when im alone,
    writing while hearing loud music is my only escape.

  7. loversofhim loversofhim
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 12:39am UTC
    As you sit there with my worst FEAR,
    Remember, It's what got you HERE!

  8. KKwoodb109 KKwoodb109
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 12:39am UTC
    i wish you could be taught your lesson without having to suffer through the pain

  9. stephhaniiex3 stephhaniiex3
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 12:40am UTC
    destroy
    what
    destroys
    you.

  10. jennyfurrxo jennyfurrxo
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 12:40am UTC
    don't you hate it when you like this guy and u flirt with him for a while hoping he gets then hint that you really like him and wanna go out. and this other girl asks him out -__- then u find out. he liked you back. thats an fml moment.

  11. ballislife1 ballislife1
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 12:41am UTC
    Damn spent way to long chasing the same girl i guess this is the invitation to the real world driving me threw the roof out of my mind i knew a girl like that wouldn't go for my kind A girl so perfect the type you see in your dreams but honestly right now she means nothing to me. I wish we could be like we were but thats not what she pefers... just friends she says so i nod and agree i just dont get why you just cant love me.

  12. EricaxImmortal EricaxImmortal
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 12:42am UTC
    I Let Things U Do Go,
    Even If It Kills Me
    ^_^
    They Say I'm Crazy
    I Say:
    "It's not worth loosing you ."

  13. loversofhim loversofhim
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 12:42am UTC
    Boy,I'll write your name in my heart, but only in....
    DRY-ERASE MARKER!!!!!!!

  14. rawrXD rawrXD
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 12:42am UTC
    If you really knew me...

  15. brandy41395 brandy41395
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 12:43am UTC
    I have a bucket list.nd sumthing on there is that iwant to be on the Top QUOTES page1 Clickk The organ to help me realise it ! plzzzzzzzzzzz

  16. xoTaytayxo xoTaytayxo
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 12:44am UTC
    heavy rain+dark night+coldness+nice blanket=
    perfect sleep <3

  17. julieeee julieeee
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 12:45am UTC
    Yahh Know...?
    No matter how much of a jerk he is to me...
    -I still look at his Facebook every 5 minutes
    -I still wait for him to text me
    -I wonder if he misses me at all?
    Yupp, he's a jerk, and I'm the idiot in love with him. <//3
    Favv if you feel this wayy too.

  18. paramore426 paramore426
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 12:45am UTC
    I Think I'm Falling For You .
    &
    I Just Don't Know What To Do
    You've Broken Me Twice Before .
    But The Way You Look At Me ,
    Makes Me Want You More .
    <3
    Kinda lazy with the colors.
    It'll be better next time*
    Mine<3

  19. karisssaxox karisssaxox
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 12:46am UTC
    "Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend"
    "Hey Avril Lavigne I don't like you !"
    *not my border*

  20. breathestwilight breathestwilight
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 12:47am UTC
    first i was like: wow, jockers really need to get a life, theyre unoriginal and stupid and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah jock bla blah sucks.
    but then i was like:
    If they have to jock quotes to get noticed, let them jock. they probably need it,

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