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Quotes added on Monday, July 5 2010

  1. musiclova75 musiclova75
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:01am UTC
    Josh: This is my worst birthday ever.
    Drake: Is it because you ran over Oprah?
    Josh: No, because it's a little humid- YES, IT'S BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!!
    --- drakee andd. joshh :]

  2. CrazyxForxLuv CrazyxForxLuv
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:01am UTC
    If i knew you where coming I'd of baked a cake
    LOL JK
    more like locked the door

  3. NicoleJanine_ NicoleJanine_
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:02am UTC
    loved you once,
    love you still.
    always have,
    always will.
    </3

  4. BlueFlamingo BlueFlamingo
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:02am UTC
    I hold my breath and close my eyes and
    Dreamabouther
    Cause she's 2000 light years away

  5. soccerswim soccerswim
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:02am UTC
    ♥ 3 add to faves
    Woah!
    Imma superstar!
    no jock please!

  6. DizzyLizzy DizzyLizzy
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:02am UTC
    It'll happen someday
    You'll get through this OK
    Don't worry about it
    You'll get help
    Cuz it just won't last
    Just take your time
    It won't be long till you're saved

  7. Madie Madie
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:03am UTC
    Pain is just a way..
    For your body to tell you..
    That you are still alive..
    That even thought you're going through hell..
    You're still here on earth..

  8. mwahaha mwahaha
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:04am UTC
    Don't tell me the sky is the limit,
    When theirs foot prints on the moon

    it's not mine, I just found it somewhere
    and I liked it. So, credit for the edit?
    Don't know where to put this...lol

  9. Ur_the_stars_to_my_sky Ur_the_stars_to_my_sky
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:04am UTC
    when people steal your idea
    and say
    "Copying is the highest rank of flattery."
    Well i say
    Thats bull sh**

  10. BlueFlamingo BlueFlamingo
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:04am UTC
    i love him so much it just turns to hate
    someday you will ache like i ache

  11. secrets_told secrets_told
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:05am UTC
    Cross out the things you've done.
    Graduated high school.
    drank.
    Kissed someone.
    Smoked a cigarette.
    Got so drunk you passed out.
    Rode every ride at an amusement park.
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a rock concert.
    Help someone.
    Gone fishing.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep.
    Lied to someone.
    Snorted cocaine.
    Failed a class.
    Smoked weed.
    Dealt drugs.
    Been in a car accident.
    Been in a tornado.
    Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
    Watched someone die.
    Been to a funeral.
    Burned yourself.
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.
    Flown on a plane.
    Cheated on someone.
    Been cheated on.
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing.
    Been sailing.
    Cut yourself on accident.
    ...on purpose
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail.
    Dangerously close to being in jail.
    Skipped school
    Had detention.
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Stolen books from the library.
    Gone to a different country.
    Dropped out of school.
    Been in a mental hospital.
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
    Had an online diary.
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale.
    Had a lemonade stand.
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
    Been in a school play.
    Been fired from a job.
    Taken a lie detector test.
    Swam with dolphins.
    Gone to sea world.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry.
    Read more than 20 books a year.
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had surgery.
    Had stiches
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at onc
    Overdosed.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem.
    Been in a fist fight.
    Suffered any form of abuse.
    Gone surfing in California
    .Had a hamster.
    Pet a wild animal.
    Used a credit card.
    Did “spirit day” at school.
    Dyed your hair.
    Got a tattoo.
    Had something pierced.
    Got straight A’s.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS.

  12. HcoLelo HcoLelo
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:06am UTC
    i hate that i'm dating someone who i really like
    and everything seems to be coming together and
    then i see my ex-boyfriend- we broke up about a year ago
    and i get these butterflies, because i love him.
    But i broke his heart and he'll never take me back
    but this guy that i'm dating is one of my really close friends.
    He is wonderful and sweet and I really like him it's just
    that this old feeling comes back everytime. I just want it to
    stop.

  13. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:06am UTC
    I Gave You My Heart
    & That's All I Can Give You
    And If That's Not Enough
    Then I'm Not Enough.


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. MadiIsAwesome211 MadiIsAwesome211
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:07am UTC
    Cross out the things you've done.
    Graduated high school.
    drank.
    Kissed someone.
    Smoked a cigarette.
    Got so drunk you passed out.
    Rode every ride at an amusement park.
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a rock concert.
    Help someone.
    Gone fishing.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep.
    Lied to someone.
    Snorted cocaine.
    Failed a class.
    Smoked weed.
    Dealt drugs.
    Been in a car accident.
    Been in a tornado.
    Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
    Watched someone die.
    Been to a funeral.
    Burned yourself.
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.
    Flown on a plane.
    Cheated on someone.
    Been cheated on.
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing.
    Been sailing.
    Cut yourself on accident.
    ...on purpose
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail.
    Dangerously close to being in jail.
    Skipped school
    Had detention.
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Stolen books from the library.
    Gone to a different country.
    Dropped out of school.
    Been in a mental hospital.
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
    Had an online diary.
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale.
    Had a lemonade stand.
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
    Been in a school play.
    Been fired from a job.
    Taken a lie detector test.
    Swam with dolphins.
    Gone to sea world.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry.
    Read more than 20 books a year.
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had surgery.
    Had stiches
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at onc
    Overdosed.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem.
    Been in a fist fight.
    Suffered any form of abuse.
    Gone surfing in California
    .Had a hamster.
    Pet a wild animal.
    Used a credit card.
    Did “spirit day” at school.
    Dyed your hair.
    Got a tattoo.
    Had something pierced.
    Got straight A’s.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS.

  16. DizzyLizzy DizzyLizzy
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:07am UTC
    Someday I'll meet my PRINCE
    He'll be waiting there for me
    Because someone told me that I'm a special girl

  17. Jawjaaah Jawjaaah
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:08am UTC
    "Go to your room!"
    Ohk, That place with
    my laptop, ipod&
    phone?

  18. xoklp xoklp
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:08am UTC
    If someone doesn't think twice about you..
    they aren't worth thinking twice about.

  19. __cityofangels __cityofangels
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:09am UTC
    BE SOFT.
    Do NoT LeT THe WoRLD MaKe You HaRD.
    do not let the pain make hate.
    _____DO NOT LET THE BITTERNESS STEAL YOUR SWEETNESS.
    t a k e p r i d e t h a t,
    even though the rest of the world may disagree,
    you still believe it to be a beautiful place

  20. kbaby_oh_snap12 kbaby_oh_snap12
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:11am UTC
    Don’t let a few rips in your heart keep you from loving at all.

:)

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