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Quotes added on Tuesday, May 25 2010

  1. Damaged Damaged
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2010 12:01am UTC
    I TEXTED HIM SOMETHING WEIRD &RANDOM. THEN I SAID "OOPS, WRONG PERSON"
    just to see if he would text back

  2. x0xMyLifex0x1234 x0xMyLifex0x1234
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2010 12:04am UTC
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  3. SydMarie123 SydMarie123
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2010 12:05am UTC
    <3 on a sheet of paper, write:
    #1. a person of the opposite gender.
    #2. red, black, blue, green, or yellow
    #3. your first initial <Y>
    #4. your month of birth
    #5. black or white
    #6. a person of your gender =]
    #7. California or Florida
    #8. Lake or Ocean
    #9. a realistic wish
    ***Highlight for T H E A N S W E R S****
    1. You are completely in love with this person
    2. If you chose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservatice and agressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendship in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is to blossom S-Z:You like to help others and your future love life looks very good
    4. If you were born in: Jan-Mar:The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected Apr-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever July-Sep: You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find your soulmate
    5. If you chose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    6. This person is your best friend.
    7. If you chose: California: You like adventures Florida: You are laid back
    8. If you chose: Lake: you are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    9. This wish will only come true if you re-post this bulletin on your profile within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

  4. allineedx3 allineedx3
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2010 12:06am UTC
    if love was easy...
    then it wouldn't
    be worth it
    <3

  5. spartagirl915 spartagirl915
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2010 12:06am UTC
    *baby i love you*
    i never want to let you go

  6. imadori1010 imadori1010
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2010 12:08am UTC
    Goodbye my friend it's hard to die
    When all the birds are singing in the sky
    Now that spring is in the air
    sexi boyz are everywhere
    Think of me and I'll be there

  7. catchMExx catchMExx
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2010 12:08am UTC
    Boy, you just-
    destroyed////
    one of the best
    things that ___
    could ever
    happen to you
    ----------♥---------

  8. SydMarie123 SydMarie123
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2010 12:15am UTC
    LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE.
    Name: Sydney
    Birth Date: February 14
    Current Location: My Rooom
    Hair Color: Brown
    Righty/Lefty: Righttty
    LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE.
    Your fear: deathh
    Your dream of the perfect date: beachh(;
    LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW.
    Your thoughts first waking up: schoool
    Your best physical feature: idunno
    Your bed time: whenever i fall asleep ;p
    Your most missed memory: lots of thingggs .
    LAYER 4: YOUR PICK.
    Pepsi or Coke: neither ;p
    McDonald’s or Burger King: burger king
    Single or Group Dates: Singlllle .
    Adidas or Nike: nike
    Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilllla .
    Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccinoo
    LAYER 5: DO YOU.
    Smoke: ew never
    Cuss: yeahh
    Take showers: yes
    Have a crush: yepp(:
    Like school: at times .
    Believe in yourself: i guess .
    Believe what goes around comes around: mhm
    Believe everything happens for a reason: yesss
    Think you’re a health freak: nopee
    LAYER 6: IN THE PAST MONTH.
    Gone to the mall: yessiiree
    Been on stage: nahh
    Eaten sushi: ew no
    Been hurt: yeahhh<|3
    Dyed your hair: noo
    LAYER 7: HAVE YOU EVER.
    Got beaten up: nope
    Changed who you were to fit in: nah
    LAYER 8: GETTING OLD.
    Age you’re hoping to be married by: 26
    Number of kids you’re planning on having: 2
    LAYER 9: IN A GIRL/GUY.
    Best eye color: bluee<333.
    Short or long hair: short but a little long
    Fat or fit: fitt(;
    Looks or personality: bothh
    Fun or serious: funn maybe serious
    LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING.
    1 MINUTE AGO: this
    1 HOUR AGO: watching t.v.
    1 WEEK AGO: school
    1 YEAR AGO: school
    LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE.
    I feel: tiredddd ;p
    I hate: someone /;
    I hide: nothing.
    LAYER 12: FAVORITES.
    Band: Justin Bieber <3
    Color: purple
    Food: Chinese Food <3
    LAYER 13: RANDOM.
    How long have you known your best friend?: since we were 3.
    What’s your middle name?: Marie
    What are you excited for?: last day of school.
    What’s something random about you?: um, idk [x

  9. HauntedDreams HauntedDreams
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2010 12:17am UTC
    You were always there
    for me. Then she came along. What the hell happened?

  10. x0xMyLifex0x1234 x0xMyLifex0x1234
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2010 12:17am UTC
    i love witty because i know there's other people
    out there ,, dealing with the same problems ,
    sometimes you feel alone .
    But really your with a crowd who cares // <3

  11. sur_ray_ray3 sur_ray_ray3
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2010 12:17am UTC
    Dont play with the players you'll be the one getting thrown into the game
    and hurt when some pushes you and you fall,
    and no one will be there to help you up the person who made you fall will walk away and keep playing the same game.
    Credit to haileys905♥

  12. SydMarie123 SydMarie123
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2010 12:21am UTC
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  13. catchMExx catchMExx
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2010 12:21am UTC
    --the more penises
    you have, the higher
    your rank. boys will be
    boys♥ fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
    - the da vinci code

  14. x0xMyLifex0x1234 x0xMyLifex0x1234
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2010 12:26am UTC
    A man was in a locker room,
    changing after playing golf.
    Suddenly, "his" phone rang.
    He put it on speaker for
    the rest of the guys to hear.
    "Hey hun!" A woman said.
    "Hey babe." The man said.
    "Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket...
    but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
    The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
    "Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership
    and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
    "Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
    "Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market...
    the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
    "Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
    "Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
    "Bye." He shut the phone.
    Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
    Then the man said....
    "Does anyone know whose phone this is?
    not mine(: <3 but i love it so dannng much! Funnnniest thing<3

  15. Secretly_Hiddinqq Secretly_Hiddinqq
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2010 12:27am UTC
    It's Okay,
    She Just Cuts Herself And Makes Up A New Lie Everytime.
    "OhMyyGawwd.! What happened to your wrist.?!"
    •I Fell And Cut It On The Cement.
    •I Slipped When I Was Helping My Mom Cook And Cut My Arm.
    • My Cat Got Me.
    • It's Fine, It Was A accident,
    I JUST WISH IT WAS TRUE.!

  16. Damaged Damaged
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2010 12:29am UTC
    My boyfriend was eager to meet my
    Mom, despite my various protests
    I pulled into the parking lot of the cemetery where
    she's buried, expecting him to completely freak out. When we approached her grave, he sat down,
    said hello, and talked with her for an hour about
    how lucky he was to have me ♥

  17. dreamer11906 dreamer11906
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2010 12:43am UTC
    He is the only one that..
    Ever made me feel worth it....?

  18. irishlassie irishlassie
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2010 12:48am UTC
    LOVE:) YA MJ

  19. thelostprophet thelostprophet
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2010 12:54am UTC
    Overcome the notion that You must be Regular.
    It robs You of the chance to be EXTRAordinary.
    ~Uta Hagen
    ~thelostprophet's 1st ever!

  20. SydMarie123 SydMarie123
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2010 1:03am UTC
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