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Quotes added on Saturday, May 1 2010

  1. dayum_boyyxx32 dayum_boyyxx32
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:00am UTC
    NICE PANTS,
    want me to test the zipper?

  2. musicismylife musicismylife
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:00am UTC
    52%
    of our country has gone
    through a divorce
    in the family.
    Now it's our job
    to change the world
    with our generation.
    and bring back love.
    we just have to hold on.
    Favorite if your in,
    it's time to change
    the world. with our
    GENERATION.
    [ :
    <3

  3. marissacheyenne marissacheyenne
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:01am UTC
    I say,
    Yeah Buddy,
    rollin' like a big shot,
    Chevy tuned up
    like a nascar pitstop.
    -Ice Cream Paint Job.

  4. rockinout815 rockinout815
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:02am UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. lexiix11 lexiix11
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:03am UTC
    Best Friends
    are always there for you
    they never talk about you behind your back
    you can call them at 2:00 in the morning and they won't care
    singing into brushes ;; and acting crazy in public is what they do
    they don't care what other people think about them
    you know who you are!

  6. marissacheyenne marissacheyenne
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:06am UTC
    You're a jerk!
    I know.
    -You're a Jerk.

  7. celikoyars celikoyars
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:06am UTC
    OMG, i just realized that my sisters and my names spell:
    Peri
    Melodi
    Selin
    What was my Mom thinking??!!!

  8. dayum_boyyxx32 dayum_boyyxx32
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:07am UTC
    we're so cool,
    ice cubes are jealous!(:

  9. Jackie6597 Jackie6597
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:09am UTC
    &&
    Do you know how
    hard it is watching you...
    my first true love..
    walk down the hallway with a different girl...
    every week
    </3

  10. laughie15 laughie15
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:09am UTC
    Why Do they call It a funny bone?
    Because when you hit it......
    It isn't funny :(

  11. thatsthewayilovedyou thatsthewayilovedyou
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:11am UTC
    i could really use a wish right now..

  12. iheartcml iheartcml
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:12am UTC
    ~without you~
    [[ t o m o r r o w ]] wouldn't be
    worth the wait
    and [[ y e s t e r d a y ]] wouldn't be
    worth remembering

  13. shelbymccann shelbymccann
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:12am UTC
    i learned from you that love
    is not something to mess with. it has the p o w e r
    to make or break someone. it has the strength to change you.
    for the better, or for the worse. i learned from you
    that love is possible.

  14. dayum_boyyxx32 dayum_boyyxx32
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:12am UTC
    friendship ISN'T A BIG THING
    IT'S A MILLION LITTLE THINGS

  15. bestfriendsrus bestfriendsrus
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:16am UTC
    Looks like i'm going to be crying myself to sleep tonight..

  16. iSeeGlitterInTheAir iSeeGlitterInTheAir
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:18am UTC
    Have you ever cried
    so hard, that you
    thought you'd
    never stop?
    i have.

  17. Pookiex Pookiex
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:19am UTC
    Can we pretend that airplanes
    in the night sky
    are like shooting stars
    i could really use a wish right now
    <3
    B.O.B.-Airplanes

  18. allieballiebear allieballiebear
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:22am UTC
    can't you take
    a hint? I love you.

  19. oxoxBrister35xoxo oxoxBrister35xoxo
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    alright... face it;;
    theres always that
    one boy that
    you are
    and forever will
    have feelings for and when
    your over him,
    your right....
    your head over heels in
    love over him
    and when you say you
    don't like
    him anymore,
    your not lying to
    other people,
    your only lying to yourself<3
    mine (:

  20. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

:)

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