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Quotes added on Friday, April 2 2010

  1. Slaner98 Slaner98
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2010 1:29am UTC
    Up Dawg
    • You have some up dawg on your shirt!
    • Whats up Dawg??
    • Nothin,whats up with you Dawg!! =]

  2. MrsLerman MrsLerman
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2010 1:39am UTC
    Don't you just wish
    that there are 500 days of Summer?
    -mine

  3. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2010 1:41am UTC
    Issues With Bedtime Stories
    Cinderella-It's about child abuse
    Snow White-Teaching kids to poison your enemies and hate short people
    Sleeping Beauty-Apparently now witch craft is okay and you can go and put people into magical sleeps. Hmh. Drugs in children's books
    Beauty and the Beast- The father SELLS his daughter because he can't pay his debts. Not to a regular man, but to a hairy weirdo. Don't worry kids big foot won't harm you!
    Goldie Locks-Psh. Don't worry breaking, entering and destruction to property isn't a crime
    The Little Mermaid-Telling kids they can breathe underwater is a disater waiting to happen you child killers.
    Jack and Jill-Jack goes and falls down and breaks open his head. What does his sister do? Go and die with him. All over a freakin' bucket of water.
    Hansel and Gretel-Teaching kids cannibalism at an early age is not dangerous at all. Why not teach them they can go out in the woods in the middle of the night and hunt for food? Don't forget to teach them to trust that friendly hobo(fairy) and to attack old ladies.

  4. skate_not_hate skate_not_hate
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2010 1:47am UTC
    2AoM
    and I cant sleep.
    hah. true story (:

  5. Slaner98 Slaner98
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2010 1:48am UTC
    Live
    ♥♥♥
    Laugh
    ♥♥♥
    Love

  6. blunham2oldstn blunham2oldstn
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2010 1:55am UTC
    i know i sound like a broken record
    but...
    i miss you

  7. blunham2oldstn blunham2oldstn
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2010 2:02am UTC
    psh, you never cared
    you were just playing your stupid games
    & babe, i just kept
    rolling the dice
    all mine.

  8. collab_witty collab_witty
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2010 2:04am UTC
    Biggest Mistake
    loving you

  9. letting_go_ofyou letting_go_ofyou
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2010 2:18am UTC
    H a p p y//B i r t h d a y//T o //Y o u
    you may not know I am saying this to you and you're probably smiling that you're finally fourteen already. You're going to be spending your day with your ex-girlfriend, which I find totally unfair. She broke your heart and you still have to spend this special day, with her. I went to my aunt's house today. I learned I'm good with little babies. I make the little boys smile and laugh, making them play hide-and-seek with me. I'm good with little girls, because they like to ramble on and on about things that happened months ago and I listen to every word they say. Will you ever know this? No. Why? You never wanted to get to know me. If you did have the urge to, I would give you this long paragraph about how special you are. How would I? Why don't I just show you what I mean. When I found out you have green eyes, I completely melted inside. There is not one boy in our grade with green eyes, and you're the first one. I love green eyes with a passion. Step one complete. When I see you down the hall, coming closer to me, I lose my train of thought and make no sense when I talk to my friends. I make myself sound like I am mad at them, sad about something, or just stupid. I hate myself later for it. I can't even keep my eyes off of you, no matter how hard I try. You became so much more attractive, I can't stand it. Is it normal for someone to have these many good looks? I surely don't think so. Step two complete. You know when you catch me starring at you, and you try to keep our glance at each other? Or when I catch you looking at me and I turn away? Don't ever think about it in a bad way. Truth is, I can't look at you for more then two seconds without drooling. You're gorgeous honey. You're the type I can't stand to look at because it burns me. Remember that time I almost rammed into you? Well I kind of did...But not really badly. But still. Your hand brushed against my arm, and after I thought I was going to die of shaking so hard. You smelled amazing, I wanted to hug you and just smell you. Breathe in whatever you put on that morning. I wanted it on me, so I could smell it later. Sounds crazy, I know.Remember that time I came into your study hall, and almost again, bumped right into you? That whole time when you were looking at me, I was shaking. I may have been controlling my voice well, but I was shaking inside. I always shake when you're around. I get so nervous...I don't know why. Step three complete. I'm good friends with one of your best friends.You know,he asks a lot of questions so all that is going through my mind is "Does he tell him my favourite music? Does he tell him about my life?Does he tell him about my grades?" I thought I was falling for you best friend, but I was really falling for you, even harder. Wouldn't it be weird if you found this? Ha, I'd laugh. That would be good for you. Anyway, you see this long paragraph?All for you.If you got to knew me, it would be longer.And stop cutting your hair...It looks better long.
    Hope You Had An Awesome Day//Sorry It's 2 Hours Late.
    *yes. his birthday is on April Fools Day. AKA April 1st.

  10. kayyluhh_xoxo kayyluhh_xoxo
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2010 2:26am UTC
    i love you.
    i honestly don't think
    you could handle
    the truth. ♥
    i love you. i love you. i love you.
    highlight <3

  11. JaydeGoesRAWR JaydeGoesRAWR
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2010 2:27am UTC
    //believers
    never die [♥ ]

  12. hannahmichelex3 hannahmichelex3
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2010 2:50am UTC
    sometimes people mean so much to you that not talking to them for 3 days makes you break down.
    that's when you know somethings wrong.
    baby i love you, but i cant do this anymore, i'm sorry. we'll find different people. i know you aren't going to accept it, but we weren't meant to be together. you told me to say what i needed to say and that i could tell you anything. i need to tell you how i feel. i cant stand being away from you but being with you is even worse. i want to be friends, but as soon as i start talking to you ill be pulled right back in. friends isn't something that works with us. i'm sorry.
    </3
    this is where our love story ends.
    thanks for reading it =/ i needed a vent. <3, hannah

  13. gracibee15 gracibee15
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2010 2:53am UTC
    cry together comfort hugggsslovehearts wierd looks screaming biffle across the room smilesmiss eachother after 10 minutes crazyyyy LOVE ily more biffle sending notes sharing food not caring what others think getting busted eating chocolate LOL drinks photos :) MUSIC watch the stars PARTIES YOU & ME watch out for eachother
    stick-up for eachother FOREVER ++ ever ++ ever you complete me :) happiness laught at wierd stuff danceeeeee P: texting wars ** facebook spamming :O presents im always here for you <3 to my dearest biffle...
    laughing hugging boy and girl biffle :) forever and always HUGS >.<
    my biffle
    i win :)
    i love you jason leaney ♥

  14. basketballx0 basketballx0
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2010 3:00am UTC
    the cuts get deeper & deeper
    the tears get faster & faster
    mistake after mistake
    problem after problem
    this is my escape.
    day by day
    week by week
    one cut after another
    this risk i will take
    all for the reason
    to feel the sense of freedom.
    i don't reallly cut. i just sorta came up with this poem by myselff.

  15. basketballx0 basketballx0
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2010 3:02am UTC
    love is what makes the world go 'round.

  16. basketballx0 basketballx0
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    & if tomorrow you're still
    just a friend
    ill stay up till 11:11 again.

  17. Madie Madie
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2010 3:14am UTC
    I promise you..
    No matter what happens...
    When you look back..
    I'll always be there...

  18. shelbymccann shelbymccann
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2010 3:19am UTC
    he frowned and leaned against the wall, while my heart pounded.
    " so i just don't think it's gonna work out between us. "
    my eyes widened in sadness and i managed to choke out " oh, okay. "
    then he smiled.
    " april fools "

  19. Madie Madie
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2010 3:23am UTC
    I never realised how much could happen....
    When really nothing was happening at all..

  20. shelbymccann shelbymccann
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2010 3:31am UTC
    x - ♥ - x Sticks and stones
    are hard on bones
    Aimed with angry art,
    Words can sting like anything
    But silence breaks the heart.

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