Hello, Heartbreak.
I've been expecting you. I figured it had been too long since your last visit. Due to all the tears, i figure you plan on staying for awhile. You have a bad habit of overstaying your welcome. However, I'm armed with a bucket of my favorite chocolate ice cream, The Notebook, and the bestest friend anyone could ever have. So ya know what, bring it on. It's not the first time and it won't be the last. Just warning you, i'm a big girl, i can handle it. Go ahead, take your best shot.
Love, your opponent.