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Quotes added on Saturday, January 2 2010

  1. jsugs36 jsugs36
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 12:01am UTC
    If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
    --Lily Tomlin

  2. GG32Sizzle GG32Sizzle
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 12:01am UTC
    The blonde test :)
    How many blonde moments do u have?
    1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
    2 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
    3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
    4 [x ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
    5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks
    6 [ ] You have ran into a tree
    7 [ ] It is possible to lick your elbow
    8 [ ] You tried to lick your elbow after you read this
    9 [] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
    10 [] You just tried to sing them
    11 [] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
    12 [ ] You have choked on your own spit
    13 [ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
    14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
    15 [x] You just looked at it
    16 [ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
    17 [ ] A LOT of People have called you slow
    18 [ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
    19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
    20 [ ] You have caught yourself drooling
    21 [ ] You've fallen asleep in class
    22 [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
    23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
    24 [] People are often shaking their heads at you and walk away from you
    25 [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
    26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
    27 [ ] You have eaten a bug
    28 [ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
    29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or insideout, and didn't realize it
    30 [] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
    31 [] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you dont even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
    32 [ ] You break a lot of things; just about everydaay
    33 [] Your friends know not to use big words around you
    34 [ x] You tilt your head when you're confusedd
    35 [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
    36 [] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
    ceiling/wall.
    37 [x] The word 'umm' is used many times a day
    38 [] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
    39 [x] You have spelled your name wrong
    (hahaha I spelled it Garden)
    40 [] You have packed to go somewhere and totally forgot the most important thing
    17 outta 40!

  3. Alexandria122 Alexandria122
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 12:03am UTC
    Team Bella ,
    because she gets
    both the guys! :)
    credit to whoever.(:

  4. Alexandria122 Alexandria122
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 12:04am UTC
    Team EMMETT ♥

  5. crazygurl04 crazygurl04
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 12:05am UTC
    Cinderella walked on broken glass
    Sleeping Beauty let a lifetime pass
    Belle fell in love with a beast
    Jasmine chose a poor man
    Ariel spent her life on land
    We Come To Love Not By Finding A
    Perfect Person
    But By Learning To See An
    Imperfect Person Perfectly

  6. kayla_mariie kayla_mariie
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 12:06am UTC
    -yu know yu like hem when yu
    take a extra pair of steps jhust
    to walk by hem & see hiis face-

  7. Alexandria122 Alexandria122
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 12:08am UTC
    I may be single,
    but my hearts taken.♥

  8. emmmx014 emmmx014
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 12:08am UTC
    it's not a purse it's a satchel
    indiana jones has one

  9. xsoccerxplayax17 xsoccerxplayax17
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 12:09am UTC
    y o u said I was pathetic for liking him,
    but really, I was pathetic for ever liking
    you

  10. Alexandria122 Alexandria122
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 12:10am UTC
    FML.</3

  11. sruluvsu9 sruluvsu9
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 12:11am UTC
    you only
    have [[one]] life
    to live
    ((so in the end , make it worth it))

  12. xsoccerxplayax17 xsoccerxplayax17
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 12:12am UTC
    Okay, sure, I admit it.
    I was stuck on replay,
    In love with you, until
    I chucked that darn
    iPod across the room
    and it finally turned off(:

  13. MidniteWriter MidniteWriter
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 12:12am UTC
    Love Always
    4
    I was seven years old when my one true love proposed to me, and it was on our shared birthday. He had taken my hand and lead me to our old playroom upstairs, down the hall from our bedrooms. He told me to sit patiently he would be right back and then he headed down the hall to his room.
    He came back and was holding something behind his back. "Zandria," he began. Even at seven years old we had not outgrown our childish nicknames for each other, and I am certain that we never will. "Zandria, I love you more than anything." that was how he began. At this point I turned smiling to him and responded as I always do. "Ace you know I love you too!".
    "Good" he said. "Zandria, someday we are gonna get married and I know that cuz I will love you forever and ever. I just hope that you will never leave me." I nodded my head and told him exactly how I felt. "Ace, I love you more than anything and will love you always. And I know that we will get married someday because I will never stop loving you."
    "Promise?" He asked, and we pinky swore on it. From behind his back he produced identical necklaces. A heart, broken in half and each necklace had one half. He showed me one, the one that was to be mine, it said "love". He fastened it around my neck, and showed me his. His said "Always". I clipped it around his neck and I hugged him tighter than I ever had before.
    We ran downstairs together where we were shocked to see that our mothers had thrown us a joint surprise birthday party. Our friends brought us both gifts, and our mothers had made pizza and cake for everyone. We ate pizza, and then came the cake.
    Just like every year we made our wishes and blew out the candles. And as we had every year since our fourth birthday parties, Ace whispered his wish in my ear, that I would never leave him. And after that I smiled and confided that my wish had been the same, that he would never leave me.
    We opened our presents and were over joyed when we saw everything that we got. Of course it doesn't matter who got what because we shared everything anyways. We were closer than ever.
    That night we continued our routine as we always did. Said goodnight to our mothers, and then met in the hallway. "Always remember and never forget, Ace loves Zandria" he stated smiling. My lips curled into a smile and I responded with, "Always remember and never forget, Zandria loves Ace". Then he kissed my cheek, we hugged, and as we did he whispered in my ear, "And someday we will get married because I will love you always and forever".
    I wake up to the sun streaming through my windows, and Ace leaning over my bed gently shaking my shoulders. "Come on," he tells me "We have to get ready for school!". It is our first day of middle school. We are eleven, at the age where boys and girls usually aren't still friends. But me and Ace will always be friends no matter what. It is the age where kids our age begin dating and "Going out". Me and Ace though, we have been "going out" since we were four, at least in our own minds.
    We walk into school hand in hand. Just like every other year we have miraculously ended up in all of the same classes. Ace has grown into quite a handsome young man. He is taller than me, though he always had been with beautiful brown eyes and shaggy brown hair.
    As we walked in many people were staring. Liza, the most popular girl in our grade came storming over. She has always had a thing for Ace, and I know that but I am not so sure that he does. "What are you doing with...her, when you could be with us?" she questioned referring to the popular girls. That was when she grabbed his arm, pulling him towards her and leaned in and kissed him.

  14. geekyguardgirl geekyguardgirl
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 12:12am UTC
    streetlights kissed upon your lips;;
    my jealous eyes saw all of it.

  15. bignydreamer bignydreamer
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 12:14am UTC
    It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

  16. xsoccerxplayax17 xsoccerxplayax17
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 12:15am UTC
    there's those girls over there...
    &then there's me

  17. lovealexx_ lovealexx_
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 12:15am UTC
    Blonde Moments!
    1. "I just got my period."
    "Wait, didn't you just get it last month?!"
    2. "Did you get your hair cut? Because it looks a lot longer."
    3. "Why won't my phone charge?! Guys i think it's broken! Oh wait, am i supposed to plug this in?"
    4. [new year's eve] "Bye Mom, see you next year!"
    "What ?! A year?! Oh, wait wait, nevermind.."
    more to commeee ! ( :

  18. Everlongs_Layouts Everlongs_Layouts
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 12:15am UTC
    When I grow up, I'm gonna
    Mrs. Olivia Pillsbury
    Request for xoyouwishxo21

  19. mad_krazy mad_krazy
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 12:15am UTC
    Speak up
    or no one will hear you

  20. Shannie123 Shannie123
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 12:15am UTC
    Real Love lasts forever <3
    If you truely did love someone, you will love that person till the day the world ends
    The Feelings wont go away.
    No mater what bumps you go through. Its never a crash and burn
    Just a warning of how much you really do need eachother in your lives
    Love never comes and goes
    It stays through the heart breaks
    Once Love comes into your life, it always brings meaning and wisdom.
    love isn't returnable
    True love
    really
    does last
    FOREVER

:)

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