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Quotes added on Tuesday, December 8 2009

  1. burgy23 burgy23
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2009 12:02am UTC
    Your Not Alone;;
    †ogether we stand
    i'll be by your side
    you know i'll take your hand«----------
    (( keep holding on - avril lavigne ))

  2. burgy23 burgy23
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2009 12:06am UTC
    Whatevers
    meant to be will work out perfectly
    Keep Holding On - Avril Lavigne.

  3. justxurxaveragexgirlxo justxurxaveragexgirlxo
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2009 12:07am UTC
    so i found out some things to do in class when you are really, REALLY bored.
    1.Speak in improper English like ain’t, and when the teacher corrects, nod like you understand and continue to speak improperly.
    2. Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.
    3. When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud.
    4. If the person next to you is quiet, turn and inform them that they are distracting you.
    5. When the teacher calls on you to answer the question, answer `Two ’
    6. Randomly raise your hand and say “The answer is three ”
    7. Give your teacher a note that uses improper English and misspelled words. Have the note insisting that you are `the most bestest’ in the class and demand to be moved up.
    8. During a test, tell the teachers `the voices’ are making you cheat
    9. Color red dots all over your arm and show the teacher, and tell her/him that you are allergic to School.
    10. Talk about the road kill squirrel you saw on your way to school. Say that it is your dinner. Talk in a redneck voice.
    11. Take out sock puppets and play with them, and occasionally have them grab your classmate’s hair. When the teacher looks, keep the sock on your hand and point to your classmate and tell the teacher that the classmate is attacking you with puppets
    12. If your teacher walks around the room during the test, cover your test and glare at them suspiciously.
    13. If your teacher walks around the room during a test, raise your hand and tell the teacher that they are cheating off you.
    14. When the teacher calls on you to answer a question, talk in a creepy voice and say `I’ll never tell’ and a few questions later raise your hand and ask why you haven’t been allowed to answer a question yet.
    15.
    Ask to go to the bathroom. Stay in your seat, and when asked if you are going, say `I just did’
    16. Raise your hand and point to a person on the other side of the room. Insist that that person is cheating off you.
    17. Say that someone across the room is using their telepathic (mind-reading) abilities to cheat off of you.
    18. Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up and walk into the wall. Furrow your brow, glare at the wall and walk into it again. Smile sheepishly and then walk out the door.
    19. When coming back from bathroom, walk through the door. Then ask how you got there.
    20. Raise your hand and ask if you can be excused to skip class.
    21. Meow and bark occasionally.
    not mine but its mad funny...dont feel the need to fave

  4. Neen Neen
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2009 12:08am UTC
    Life goes on &&
    We cant stop it.

  5. burgy23 burgy23
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2009 12:09am UTC
    When It Gets Cold,
    its feels like the end
    theres no place to go, you know i wont give in.
    keep holding on - avril lavigne

  6. nikkimarieexoxo nikkimarieexoxo
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2009 12:11am UTC
    It's 4:03
    And I can't sleep without you next to me. I toss and turn like the sea.
    If I drown tonight, bring me back to life. Breathe your breath in me.
    The only thing that I still believe in is you, if you only knew...
    *If you only knew- Shinedown

  7. u_knowuloveme397 u_knowuloveme397
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2009 12:12am UTC
    Love.
    It drags you in
    like a whirlpool
    Love.
    u know hes gonna break your heart
    but somehow you keep coming back
    Love.
    It makes life worth living for
    but sometimes livings not enough
    Love.
    How can one little word
    mean so much?
    Love.
    They come when ur taken
    and leave when ur single
    Love.
    Love me,
    I dare you.

  8. fashionicon96 fashionicon96
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2009 12:20am UTC
    i miss you
    i miss us
    and all our memories.
    i miss the laughs
    the crazy thought
    the unlimited love:}
    i wish we could go back to that
    and i could be their to guide you and help you though it.
    but i can't because even tho it doesn't feel right losing you
    it doesnt feel right trying to win you back
    mine(:

  9. hilluv1208 hilluv1208
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2009 12:29am UTC
    i miss the way you'd wrap your arm around the front part of my waste,
    as we walked our opposite directions.
    you pushed me your way and whispered " i love you"
    and slowly let go.
    they all stared and you didnt care at all
    now tell me,
    what happend to this boy?
    because i want him back.
    * this guy i dated lastyear...on and off for half a year....just missing him right now, because hes a year older and went off to highschool so im stuck in middle school ayear without himm..and u have to walk thru that same spot every day...its hard

  10. x30LOLx30 x30LOLx30
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2009 12:50am UTC
    &+I dont know how much longer i can live....
    *knowing that i have to wait, knowing that youu may fall in love with another girl.Thinking that youu may not take me then.Expecting youu to come sweap me off my feet, but then relizing that it will never happen, and nothing will change,but the thought off you, and what you said to me.
    *I love youu.

  11. KimberlyXoXo KimberlyXoXo
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2009 1:03am UTC
    You didn't beat or hurt me
    Every other weekend, you were there.
    But father let me tell you
    I know you don't really care
    I guess i'm just angry
    when i find your stash of pot
    I just want to be free
    I don't even have a shot
    This poem isn't pretty
    It's not colorful or unique
    It's just my inside feelings
    And this is just the peek
    Disappointment.

  12. the_unpredictable the_unpredictable
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2009 1:49am UTC
    You put me through hell
    & yet i still want you

  13. OhMyFreakingGawdItzRylee OhMyFreakingGawdItzRylee
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2009 1:51am UTC
    Today,
    I went on Jesus Christ's myspace page. As soon as I got on the page I sneezed,I felt like Jesus had blessed me in a way.
    true storyy from mee<3

  14. pariiiii pariiiii
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2009 2:18am UTC
    NEVER regret something that once made you SMILE...!!!

  15. pariiiii pariiiii
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2009 2:24am UTC
    No-one said it would be easy... But no-one said it would be this hard.

  16. pariiiii pariiiii
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2009 2:56am UTC
    Judge me all u want....
    just keep the verdict to urself!

  17. clau_lorves_chocolate clau_lorves_chocolate
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2009 5:10am UTC
    STAY GOLD,
    PONYBOY,
    STAY GOLD

  18. clau_lorves_chocolate clau_lorves_chocolate
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2009 5:15am UTC
    seeying
    POPEYE
    onGoogle
    just made my DAY
    x-X clau

  19. Kayland Kayland
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2009 5:16am UTC
    is it just me, or..
    are guys basically saying;
    YEAH, GO AHEAD && [(f a l l)]
    __X NO, I'M NOT GOING TO catch you,
    but its fun to see you BREAK..

  20. Kayland Kayland
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2009 5:29am UTC
    THE WALLS START BREATHING || MY MINDS U N W E A V I N G;
    [(maybe its best you leave me alone)]
    A WEIGHT IS LIFTED ! ON THIS EVENING; I GIVE THE FINAL BLOW_____x

:)

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