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Quotes added on Wednesday, August 26 2009

  1. xoilovemexo xoilovemexo
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 12:01am UTC
    friends ask you why your crying . . .
    but best friends have already dug a hole to bury the jerk who made you cry . . .
    friends call 911 when your choking . .
    but best friends will try to save you themselves♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. KElllSSseyX3 KElllSSseyX3
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 12:02am UTC
    #1 YOu know when #1
    people fall and try to act cool about it but really they are holding back tears.... I think thats funny(:

  4. _Beautiful_Disaster_ _Beautiful_Disaster_
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 12:03am UTC
    Sarcastic;
    is my middle name.
    What's yours?

  5. lets_get_high81 lets_get_high81
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 12:04am UTC
    some people like to show they're beauty off,
    because they want the wold to see it..
    but others, want to hide they're beauty,
    because they want people to see them, for them.
    -the sisterhood of the traveling pants

  6. KElllSSseyX3 KElllSSseyX3
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 12:04am UTC
    Me: I'm in love
    Melissa: Oh god,with who
    Me: A bathing suit
    Melissa: Oh woow,your soo badd
    !@#$%^&*()
    Kelsey

  7. syrupx3waffle syrupx3waffle
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 12:05am UTC
    love
    . . . . is . . . .
    [[ e v o l ]]

  8. hammy6666 hammy6666
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 12:05am UTC
    UNDER THE SEA

  9. omgshutup omgshutup
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 12:06am UTC
    this town holds all your memories
    a lifetime of crushes and your b r o k e n dreams

  10. moore9389 moore9389
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 12:06am UTC
    Stand. By. Me.
    no. credit.

  11. xListenToYourHeartx xListenToYourHeartx
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 12:09am UTC
    w e n e v e r ( t a l k e d ) t o e a c h o t h e r
    but im in love with him

  12. bored_chic bored_chic
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 12:11am UTC
    he makes my world,
    "go right-round"

  13. lets_get_high81 lets_get_high81
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 12:11am UTC
    i saw a [slow dance,]
    (+her arms around his neck,)
    his hands on her waist..
    they stared deeply into eachothers eyes..
    i stood in *amazement*
    watching what should have been my dance..
    but my time ended a long time ago..
    my old quote.

  14. heartbroken17 heartbroken17
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 12:12am UTC
    you could never
    »capture«
    the look in her eyes
    when she looks at him
    {& the warmth in her heart
    of the love she feels
    for him }

  15. xListenToYourHeartx xListenToYourHeartx
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 12:12am UTC
    i c o u l d n t l e t ( g o ) o f a l l o u r
    Memories & Smiles

  16. xoGAMERCHICKx3 xoGAMERCHICKx3
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 12:13am UTC
    B A R B I E ?
    Very funny. If Barbie were a real person, be very well aware that
    her boobs would be so big and her feet would be [ so small ] that
    she wouldn't be able to stand up, her head would be the same
    size as her waist, her legs would be 50% longer than her arms,
    she'd have to walk on all fours, she would be 7'2", she would
    weight 101 lbs, her shoe size would be a 5, she'd wear an FF
    cup bra, and her dress size would be a 4. Wish you were her, huh?
    --
    Hah, supposedly true.
    http://www.peacelovelunges.com/2008/03/07/what-if-barbie-were-a-real-woman/

  17. liveexfasttxdieexfunn liveexfasttxdieexfunn
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 12:15am UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. moore9389 moore9389
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 12:17am UTC
    &+ you're just what i need
    i'm feeling fine
    i'm right on time
    i know i'll get my way
    cliff's song for torence in bring it on (:
    watching it right now lol
    no credit

  19. brisapimpppp brisapimpppp
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 12:19am UTC
    him: i like you, a lot.
    me: i like you too.
    him: no you don't, a girl like you would never like a guy like me.
    me: why would you think that ?!
    him: because you're beautiful, smart, funny, and everyone loves you, & i'm just me.
    * true story,
    (:

  20. dancefor3vrxox dancefor3vrxox
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 12:19am UTC
    WAT I THINK THE SOLUTION TO KIDNAPING IS,IS...EVERYONE SHOULD EAT MCDONALDS CUZ FAT PPL R HARD TO KIDNAP!!!!

:)

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