Quotes added on Friday, June 26 2009

123086
posted a quote
June 26, 2009 12:50am UTC

YO MaMa is sooo...
NASTY That,
She has to put
SALTWATER
down her pants
to keep the
CRABS
from dying.
all mine ;)

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xdisenchantedx
posted a quote
June 26, 2009 12:51am UTC

Its a crazy thing called love
That I just cant control

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soccerbabexx17
posted a quote
June 26, 2009 12:51am UTC

Wanting
Another
Reason
ForWhyWeAreFighting.

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sunsetx3
posted a quote
June 26, 2009 12:53am UTC

Yo mama is so fat....
her legs is like spoiled milk-
white & chunky.

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dreamgirl5196
posted a quote
June 26, 2009 12:53am UTC

I am in shape. {Round} is a shape.
Ha! I saw that on a chubby kids shirt!^^

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Team_JakeWard
posted a quote
June 26, 2009 12:55am UTC

*Jacob Black*
"Does me being half necked bother you??"
(what Bella should of said)
"No not at all, but does me staring at you while your half necked bother you??"
: ]

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ilysilly2
posted a quote
June 26, 2009 12:55am UTC

"The world just lost the biggest pop star in history.
no matter how you cut it..."
Rest In Peace
Michael Jackson<3
You will be missed.
Greatly</3

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x_sunshinekills
posted a quote
June 26, 2009 12:56am UTC

DON'T FIT IN
STAND OUT
-demi lovato

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sunsetx3
posted a quote
June 26, 2009 12:56am UTC

Yo mama is so stupid...
when she hears its chilly outside -
she goes and gets a bowl.

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MeaghaNxJonaS
posted a quote
June 26, 2009 12:57am UTC

maybe you were just afraid
knowing you were miles away
from the place where you needed to be
and thats right here
with me
fly with me::jonas brothers
*credit

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stephyyx0
posted a quote
June 26, 2009 12:58am UTC

amitheonlyone;
who keeps the flirty text messages
he gives me just to reread them when
i don't feel good or having a bad day?!

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sunsetx3
posted a quote
June 26, 2009 1:02am UTC

Yo mama is so skinny...
she hula hoops with a cheerio

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soccerislife96
posted a quote
June 26, 2009 1:03am UTC

Girls do what they want
Boys do what they can
Girls Do What They Want- The Maine

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MeaghaNxJonaS
posted a quote
June 26, 2009 1:04am UTC

&&I did all I could
I gave everything
but you had to go your way
and that road was not for me
credit*
much bettter.

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musicLOVER4ever
posted a quote
June 26, 2009 1:05am UTC

guy: hey..
girl: hey? wats with the ".."
guy: well, i wanted to ask u something
girl: ok..wat?
guy: do u love me?
girl: as a friend? or..?
boy: or...?
girl: oh well..idk..why?
guy: becuz i love u..
girl: really?
guy: yes. more than anything.
girl: why didnt u tell me?
guy: becuz u were always taken.
girl: oh..
guy: but i think your beautiful. more beautiful than those plastic-barbie looking cheerleaders
girl: aww
guy: im sorry i g2g, bye...i love u.
girl: :( ok byee. and..
girl: i love u 2.
really happened!like literally 20 minutes agoo!! (: !! but he never asked me out:( oh weelll. this took foreverr to make cuz it happened on aim and i had to delete the screen names...! ahh!
comment and favor if this has ever happened to u! (:

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xdisenchantedx
posted a quote
June 26, 2009 1:06am UTC

Due to the fact michael jackson is 99% plastic
They are [[melting]] him into legos so
The kids can play with him for a change
hahahha my friend told me this
*note* I AM NOT A HATER!
I just thought it was funny :P

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dreamgirl5196
posted a quote
June 26, 2009 1:07am UTC

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then
[[ wonder how the heck you did it.]]

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123086
posted a quote
June 26, 2009 1:09am UTC

when he looked into my eyes and said.....
Its over
i laughed
he asked what was wrong
and i said
you have something stuck in your teeth : )
O O
( ______ )
__*__
All Mine*

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xxxiCHiG0_95
posted a quote
June 26, 2009 1:12am UTC

They're coming to take me away, haha!
They're coming to take me away, hoho!
Hehe, haha~
No lie, it's an actual song. ;DD

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soccerislife96
posted a quote
June 26, 2009 1:13am UTC

I feel like a hero
and you are my heroine
Hero/Heroine-Boys Like Girls

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