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Quotes added on Saturday, June 20 2009

  1. olivialuvpenguin olivialuvpenguin
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 1:09am EDT
    I'm not going to stress over you anymore.
    It isn't worth it. I tried to work something
    out, but you just ignored it. I'm not trying
    to say I don't want you because
    I definitely do. All i'm saying is I'm done
    chasing after you.
    photobucket*

  2. ryxry ryxry
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 1:11am EDT
    If u believe and would stand up or if u are touched by this story put as a fav
    The following is a true story that happened just a few years ago at USC.
    STAND UP!!!
    There was a professor of philosophy who was a deeply committed atheist. His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire semester attempting to prove that God couldn’t exist. His students were always afraid to argue with him because of his impeccable logic. For twenty years, he had taught this class and no one had ever had the courage to go against him. Sure, some had argued in class at times, but no one had ever really gone against him because of his reputation. At the end of every semester on the last day, he would say to his class of 300 students, "If there is anyone here who still believes in Jesus, stand up!" In twenty years, no one had ever stood up. They knew what he was going to do next. He would say, "Because anyone who believes in God is a fool. If God existed, he could stop this piece of chalk from hitting the ground and breaking. Such a simple task to prove that He is God, and yet He can’t do it." And every year, he would drop the chalk onto the tile floor of the classroom and it would shatter into a hundred pieces. All of the students would do nothing but stop and stare. Most of the students thought that God couldn’t exist. Certainly, a number of Christians had slipped through, but for 20 years, they had been too afraid to stand up.
    Well, a few years ago there was a freshman who happened to enroll. He was a Christian, and had heard the stories about his professor. He was required to take the class for his major, and he was afraid. But for three months that semester, he prayed every morning that he would have the courage to stand up no matter what the professor said, or what the class thought. Nothing they said could ever shatter his faith...he hoped.
    Finally, the day came. The professor said, " If there is anyone here who still believes in God, stand up!" The professor and the class of 300 people looked at him, shocked, as he stood up at the back of the classroom. The professor shouted, "You FOOL!!! If God existed, he would keep this piece of chalk from breaking when it hit the ground!" He proceeded to drop the chalk, but as he did, it slipped out of his fingers, off his shirt cuff, onto the pleat of his pants, down his leg, and off his shoe. As it hit the ground, it simply rolled away unbroken. The professor’s jaw dropped as he stared at the chalk. He looked up at the young man, and then ran out of the lecture hall. The young man who had stood, proceeded to walk to the front of the room and shared his faith in Jesus for the next half hour. 300 students stayed and listened as he told of God’s love for them and of His power through Jesus.

  3. shecklergirl2112 shecklergirl2112
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 1:12am EDT
    I remember the times when i was actually happy for summer to come
    i counted down the days from 82 all the way to 5 then 4, 3, 2, 1
    but this year
    everytime i even think of summer my whole body pains and i feel a huge hole starting to cut it way into my chest
    i remember the good times
    when boys had cooties
    and no one cared about what they looked like
    But this year
    dating and realtionship drama has finally started
    and this year
    when summer comes
    i will be the only person in our school that isnt smiling
    i will be the only person that doesnt want to leave behind everyone-espically him-
    And i will be the only one counting down the days until we go back
    Summer 09
    wont be fine
    for me...

  4. xokriskrisxo xokriskrisxo
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 1:13am EDT
    『i kind of want to be just ƒriends
    because you’ve been a great friend
    to me the four months. hope it
    stays that way over the summer.

  5. NATZEE101 NATZEE101
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 1:14am EDT
    I Get High
    on the trampoline
    I Drink
    kool-aid
    I Smoke
    my dad in scrabble
    I Use Protection
    when i ride my bike
    I Murder People
    on Call Of Duty
    I Thrust
    my sword when i dress up
    I was Knocked Up
    but then he threw me back down.
    I Make Babies
    on Sims3
    Make Sure You Hear The Whole Story
    Before You Start Gossiping About It

  6. xokriskrisxo xokriskrisxo
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 1:14am EDT
    MiSS YOU

  7. xxbrunette_babe_131xx xxbrunette_babe_131xx
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 1:15am EDT
    when 2006 is grown and gone
    2007 will party on.
    2008 will think their cool,
    and 2009 will say they rule.
    but we have the class,
    we have the style,
    && the memories that'll last more than awhile
    the ladies are nice,
    and so are the men.
    who are we?
    the class of 2010!
    *most credit. everything past 2008;

  8. xokriskrisxo xokriskrisxo
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 1:19am EDT
    Memories made in the coldest winter.
    Goodbye my friend.
    Will I ever love again?

  9. xxbrunette_babe_131xx xxbrunette_babe_131xx
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 1:20am EDT
    My gym teacher talks to us about being healthy,
    and then walks out of the gym eating from a
    family sized bag of lays potato chips;
    ...
    no seriously

  10. shecklergirl2112 shecklergirl2112
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 1:21am EDT
    OMG
    OMG
    OMG
    OMG
    OMG
    "wat"
    I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
    "ok wat"
    ITS REALLY IMPORTANT
    OMG OMG
    "tell me"
    YOURE GOING TO FREAK OUT WHEN YOU HEAR THIS
    "ok...tell me!"
    OMG SO...
    o crap i forgot
    dont you just hate those dumb blonde moments

  11. smiles208 smiles208
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 1:21am EDT
    && have you seen those girls....
    who chuck chex mix at each other?
    who break out in dance moves randomly?
    who have so many inside jokes you have no clue what they are ever talking bout?
    who pretend they are dating each other as a joke?
    who get yelled at at every movie for talking?
    who are so close you think they are glued together?
    who have so many nicknames for each other you don't know who they are talking bout?
    who laugh to the highest volume even without a joke?
    who burst into song out of no where?
    who get kicked out of stores?
    who eat the whole pantry and still have room for dessert?
    those girls are me and my besties so back off because you know you are jel

  12. olivialuvpenguin olivialuvpenguin
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 1:29am EDT
    CAUTION:
    I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS
    im very unique. . . Just me(:

  13. MISSddarchuleta MISSddarchuleta
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 1:31am EDT
    Some Pages Turned;
    Some Bridges brurned;
    but there were;
    LESSONS LEARNED
    -lessons learned
    Carrie Underwood
    colors; mee:D

  14. Ahna Ahna
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 1:36am EDT
    screw *edward*
    give me his dad
    *psh, carlisle lover and PROUD

  15. olivialuvpenguin olivialuvpenguin
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 1:36am EDT
    We had it all infront of us;
    you were the one i was in love with,
    but you always hurt the one you love.
    i couldn't get enough.
    you were everything thats bad for me;
    make no appologies.
    im crushed black and blue,
    you know i'd do it
    all again for you...

  16. iloveszyouu iloveszyouu
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 1:36am EDT
    → of course i'm
    in love withh youu
    DARliNG ;;

  17. xnobodygetsmex xnobodygetsmex
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 1:38am EDT
    all i want is one guy to prove to me that
    not all guys are the same
    one guy to not listen to what everbody says
    to be himself,even around his friends
    a guy to tell me he'll always be there and mean it
    somebody that when i have the worst day ever
    will be able to make the best day ever
    just by coming to see me
    a guy that if i told him i was moving
    would beg my parents to let me stay
    somebody that will love me
    even with all my flaws
    someone to prove to me that i am worth it
    because ive been told to long and to many times
    that im not </3
    [-bleh idk venting i guess]

  18. smiles208 smiles208
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 1:41am EDT
    we don't go to [[school]] to meet our
    xxxxhusbandsxxxx
    we go to [[school]] meet our
    ---->bridesmaids <----

  19. disappearing_taco disappearing_taco
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 1:42am EDT
    How many
    psychiatrists
    does it take to change a light bulb?
    [none]
    because the light bulb has to
    want to change first.
    My friend Caitlyn told me this, and I thought it'd
    be a good witty quote, and besides, it's ture ;D

  20. olivialuvpenguin olivialuvpenguin
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 1:46am EDT
    Seasons are changing
    and Waves are crashing
    and stars are falling
    all for us
    Your Guardian Angel(:

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