The Over-Protective Dad Joke
There once was a farmer who was incredibly protective ofhis 3
precious daughters. His 3 daughters were all going ona date on the
same night. The farmer would hold his gun ashe answered the door,
just so the boys would know who's boss.
When the first boy came to the door, he greeted the dad
and said, "Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. Were going to a show.
Is she ready to go?"
The farmer nodded and the couple went on their way.
There was another knock at the door, and another boy
answered. "Hi, my name's Freddy, I'm here for Betty. We'll
go get spaghetti. Is she ready?"
The farmer nodded and once again the two want on their
way. The last boy walked in and said:
"Hi, my name's Chuck."
and the farmer shot him.