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Quotes added on Friday, May 22 2009

  1. ChEeRWhOrE ChEeRWhOrE
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 8:42am UTC
    Best Friends Rock My Socks
    Sierra Johnson && Taylor Lee

  2. jandizzler10 jandizzler10
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 8:43am UTC
    When You Are in Love,
    You Can't Fall Asleep
    Because Reality is Better Than Your Dreams
    Dr. Seuss(:

  3. freddy_boxwell freddy_boxwell
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 8:43am UTC
    Hilarious Things to Do At Taco Bell
    >Order McTaco Nuggets.
    >Refuse to drink the "Mexican water."
    > Order 25 tacos at the drive-thru, then just pull off.
    >Demand to speak with that talking Chihuahua.
    >Ask for ketchup with your nachos.
    >Ask if they accept Mexican money.
    >Tell them you want a taco, but tell them without the shell and see what you get.
    >Scream "VIVA GORDITAS" the whole time you are in there.
    >Order nachos, without cheese.
    >Ask if you can super size your taco.
    > Claim that you are that talking dog.
    > Ask if you can push the buttons on the register.
    > Pretend like you can't hear them over the intercom, then peel out loudly.
    >Order a Pepsi, then ask for mild sauce, and put it in your Pepsi.
    > Bring in your own food and just sit at one of their tables.
    > Fill your own cup up, then dump it out...repeat that.
    > Tell the guy you want a chicken fajita without any chicken or sauce.
    > Ask if you can test a taco, eat the whole thing!
    >Ask people outside Taco Bell's door if they know where the local Taco Bell is.
    >At the drive through speaker say 'I'd like 1' and when they ask '1 what?', repeat 'I'd like 1.'

  4. ilovejonandkate ilovejonandkate
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 8:43am UTC
    Who were is excited to see Jon and Kate Plus 8 on May 25, 2009? From 9 to 10 pm?
    comment me

  5. liveXlava liveXlava
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 8:44am UTC
    WE HAVE 4 YEARS TO BE IRRESPONSIBLE
    RELAX, WORK IS FOR PEOPLE WITH JOBS
    YOU'LL NEVER REMEMBER CLASS TIME,
    BUT YOU'LL REMEMBER TIME HANGIN OUT
    WITH YOUR FRIENDS; SO STAY OUT LATE,
    GO OUT ON A TUESDAY NIGHT WHEN YOU
    HAVE A PAPER DUE WEDNSDAY, SPEND
    MONEY YOU DONT HAVE & DRINK UNTILL
    THE SUNRISE, THE WORK NEVER ENDS
    BUTHIGHSCHOOLDOES
    Not Minee
    Colors Are Bad So,
    Re Color =]<3

  6. peyton11 peyton11
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 8:46am UTC
    my mom says theres plenty of fish in the sea,
    but i don't want an ordinary goldfish i want the amazing fish that i accidently let go</3
    Credit to anyone who made something like this. im not a jocker see im putting credit:)

  7. Smart_Smart Smart_Smart
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 8:46am UTC
    When Life gives you lemons throw them back and demand .................Edward Cullen!!!
    Not mine found it on myspace

  8. Donald_Allen Donald_Allen
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 8:46am UTC
    Love only
    Who Loves you.
    Trust Me

  9. freddy_boxwell freddy_boxwell
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 8:50am UTC
    I wish my lawn was emo
    that way it could cut itself

  10. MBellaBiz112 MBellaBiz112
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 8:50am UTC
    1. THE PERSON WHO SITS TO YOUR LEFT IN SCIENCE.
    - What is their name?
    caitlin
    - Are you friends with this person?
    yepp
    Do you talk in this class?
    yepp
    - Is this person your worst enemy?
    nope
    2. THE PERSON WHO SITS IN BACK OF YOU IN MATH.
    - What is their name?
    no one
    - Are they smart?
    yahh
    3. THE PERSON WHO YOU TALK TO MOST IN SCIENCE.
    - What is his/her name?
    kels
    - Are they funny?
    yeah
    - Is this person your best friend?
    yesss
    - Do you play the same sport?
    nopee
    4. THE PERSON WHO SITS BESIDE YOU IN ENGLISH.
    -kristyn
    5. ONE PERSON WHO SITS BY YOU AT LUNCH.
    - What is their name?
    caitlin
    - Can you talk to them about just anything?
    yaa
    - They your best friend?
    yepp :]
    6.IN THE BEGINNING
    In a relationship?
    yess
    Who were your best friends?
    kels and kristynn
    Play any sports?
    soccer
    One thing you wanted most?
    irdk
    Your hair color?
    brown
    Favorite class?
    umm...none
    Favorite teacher?
    none my teachers suckk
    Have a lot of people changed or do they act differently?
    changedd
    Was there a lot of drama this year?
    not rely
    Make any friends?
    YES
    Lose any friends?
    yepp
    Experience any tradegy?
    yepp
    One thing you want most?
    um..
    Have your priorities changed?
    yeah
    How many times have you dyed your hair since school began?
    none im natural :]
    Any serious regrets?
    nope i dont believe in regrets ( everything happens for a reason)
    Major accomplishments?
    sportss
    Sad that this year is over?
    yes nd no

  11. Smart_Smart Smart_Smart
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 8:50am UTC
    Forget A Prince on a horse I want a Vampire with A Volvo

  12. hello_californiax3 hello_californiax3
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 8:50am UTC
    &+since everything bad that could possibly happen has happened i want you to know
    that it’ll never change what we had then. because you were right. love is real
    and we have to do everything in our power to keep it alive.wherever life takes us
    i want it to be with you, forever.

  13. emigirl96xo emigirl96xo
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 8:52am UTC
    TheseChidrenLearnFrom
    These children learn from
    cigarette burns, fast cars,
    fast women, and cheap drinks,
    3oh!3~I'm not your boyfriend baby(:

  14. emigirl96xo emigirl96xo
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 8:52am UTC
    TheseChidrenLearnFrom
    These children learn from
    cigarette burns, fast cars,
    fast women, and cheap drinks,
    3oh!3~I'm not your boyfriend baby(:

  15. lblaisdell14 lblaisdell14
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 8:52am UTC
    I wish my lawn was Emo because then it would cut itself
    Not mine just saw it so credit to whoever.

  16. jandizzler10 jandizzler10
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 8:53am UTC
    Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes when you
    kiss,
    cry,
    or dream(:

  17. hello_californiax3 hello_californiax3
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 8:54am UTC
    on the topic of the time we spent together,
    i can’t say i never wonder if you ever think about
    those days ...

  18. gigglee_girll_x3 gigglee_girll_x3
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 8:56am UTC
    ~LOVe neVeR FaiLS*

  19. Lisett Lisett
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 8:58am UTC
    *Never give up on someone you cant go a day with out thinking about*
    Not mine. i saw it and i loved it.

  20. hello_californiax3 hello_californiax3
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 8:58am UTC
    and if i'm already too late,
    -->>if you've moved on,
    remember me, remember us,
    and all we used to be.
    i know i'll never forget.

:)

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