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  1. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 12:00am EDT
    the blonde test :)
    lets see whos a dumb blondeeee.
    1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
    2 [x]Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
    3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
    4 [x]You have jumped out of a movingvehicle
    5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks
    6 [x] You have ran into a tree
    7 [x] It Is possible to lick your elbow (i swear i cud do it)
    8 [ ]You tried to lick your elbow after you read this
    9 [ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
    10 [ ] You just tried to sing them
    11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
    12 [x] You have choked on your own spit
    13 [x] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
    14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
    15 [x] You just looked at it
    16 [ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
    17 [x] A LOT of People have called you slow
    18 [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
    19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
    20 [ ] You have caught yourself drooling
    21 [x] You've fallen asleep in class
    22 [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
    23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
    24 [ ] People are often shaking their heads at you and walk away from you
    25 [ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
    26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
    27 [x] You have eaten a bug
    28 [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
    29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or insideout, and didn't realize it
    30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
    31 [x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
    32 [x] You break a lot of things
    33 [ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you (most of them do)
    34 [x] You tilt your head when you're confused
    35 [x] You have fallenout of your chair before
    36 [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
    ceiling/wall.
    37 [x] The word 'umm' is used many times a day
    38 [x] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
    39 [x] You have spelled your name wrong
    40 [x] You have packed to go somewhere and totally forgot the most important thing

  2. xyerxdeadxgorgeousx xyerxdeadxgorgeousx
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 12:00am EDT
    Can you name 13 people you can think of right off the top of your head?
    Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 13 people...
    This is a lot more fun if you actually randomly list the names first...No Cheating!!!
    1. hollyann
    2.jimmy
    3. josh
    4. kenny
    5. suz
    6.kait
    7.scottie
    8. kirsten
    9. sheryl
    10. nancy
    11. jim
    12.layla
    13. dave
    How did you meet 10?
    my boyfriends mommy
    Have you ever seen 4 cry?
    no
    Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
    no not at all
    Are you good friends with 13?
    yess
    Do you think 5 is cute?
    ohhh yeahhh shes sexy
    Something about number 1?
    I love her!!! my best friend
    How did you meet 8?
    my daddy
    What's 7's favorite color?
    i forgetttttt
    What would you do if 6 just confessed that they liked you?
    she has lmao
    Fact about 9?
    shes my mother
    Would you ever live with 12?
    yeaaaa
    Is 2 single?
    noope hes mineee<3
    Where does 7 live?
    audobon
    What do you think about 2?
    i lovemy boyfriend
    Whats the worst and best thing about 5?
    Best: she is crazy and can always make me laugh
    Worst: nothing really
    Who is 11 going out with?
    noone
    What do you like about number 3?
    stonerrrrrrr

  3. shakerbaby_08 shakerbaby_08
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 12:03am EDT
    sHE beLIESves

  4. raiincloud raiincloud
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 12:03am EDT
    C O L T E N J . S C H M I D T
    you are every reason, every hope &
    every dream i have ever had & no
    matter what happens to us in the
    future, every day we were together
    was the greatest day of my life .
    I W I L L A L W A Y S B E Y O U R S <3

  5. xizzyxahhx xizzyxahhx
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 12:03am EDT
    1. Full Name: Isabelle
    2. Nicknames: Izzy, Belle, Iztapher, Dizzy, FoShizzy, McIzzles.
    3. Birthday: April 17th.
    4. Place of Birth: Brecksville, OH
    5. Zodiac Sign: Aries
    6. Male or Female: Female
    7. Year at College: 2015
    8. School: BBHMS
    9. Occupation: Student
    10. Residence: idkk?
    11. MSN Screen Name: AIM actually.
    __Your Appearance__
    12. Hair Color: Brown.
    13. Hair Length: Little longer than shoulders.
    14. Eye color: Usually blueish-brown. Change color with clothing and light.
    15. Weight: idkk.
    16. Height: 5' 7''
    17. Braces?: No [:
    18. Glasses?: Contacts.
    19. Piercings: Ears. 1 hole.
    20. Tattoos: NO WAY.
    21. Righty or Lefty: Righty.
    ___Your 'Firsts'___
    22. First best friend: Julia
    23. First Award: T-Ball Trophies. [HOMERUN BABY!]
    24. First Sport You Joined: Gymnastics.
    25. First pet: Turtle.
    26. First Real Vacation: Mexico.
    27. First Concert: Hilary Duff.
    28. First Love: Bryson.
    ___ Favorites___
    29. Movie: Pay it Forward.
    30. TV program: Secret Life.
    31. Colour: Pink. [hot]
    32. Rapper: T.Pain.
    33. Band: 3OH!3
    34. Song Right Now: No Diggity.
    35. Friends: Julz, SamSam, Abbz, Gabbz, Andiliciousness, Emz.
    36. Sweet: Apple/Caramel Suckers.
    37. Sport to Play: Volleyball.
    38. Restaurant: Olive Garden, Sakura.
    39 Brand: Juicy.
    40. Store: Hollister, American Eagle, Aeropostal, Abercrombie.
    41. School Subject: SciFi. [:
    42. Animal: All.
    43. Book: TWiLiGHT BABY! [new moon, eclipse, breaking dawn.]
    44. Magazine: Popstar.
    45. Shoes: Flipflops, Converse.
    ___Currently___
    46. Feeling: Sad, Lonely, Depressed. ]:
    47. Single or taken: Single.
    48. Have a crush: Crushing hard.
    49. Eating: Nothing.
    50. Drinking: Nothing.
    51. Typing: Yes?
    52. Online: Yes?
    53. Listening To: TV.
    54. Thinking About: A.E + my birthday tmrw.
    55. Wanting To: IM but no one is on.
    56. Watching: I actually dont know.
    57. Wearing: Athletic Shorts, Layered white + pink tank top.
    ___Your Future___
    58. Want Kids?: Eventually.
    59. Want to be Married?: Yep.
    60. Careers in Mind: Teacher or Marine Biologist.
    61. Where do you want to live: NYC BABY!
    62. Car: bmw or range rover
    __Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___
    63. Hair color: Brown.
    64. Hair length: No Preference.
    65. Eye color: No Preference.
    66. Measurements: No Preference but taller than me or same height.
    67. Cute or Sexy: Doesnt matter, personality does.
    68: Eyes or Lips: Eyes catch me.
    69. Hugs or Kisses: Hug if like big bro. Kiss if truley in love.
    70. Short or Tall: Tall but close to same height as me.
    71. Easygoing or serious: Inbetween.
    72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Inbetween.
    73. Fatty or Skinny: Not too skinny but in shape. Muscle.
    74. Sensitive or Loud: Sensitive all the way baby.
    75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship.
    76. Sweet or Caring: Both.
    77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant one: I like bad-boy. But not too bad.
    ___Have you ever______
    78. Kissed a Stranger: No.
    79. Had Alcohol: Nope.
    80. Smoked: NO WAY!
    81. Ran Away From Home: Tried.
    82. Broken a bone: Nope.
    83. Got an X-ray: Yes.
    84. Had a serious relationship: 3 weeks is the best.
    85. Broken Someones Heart: Yes.
    86. Broke Up With Someone: Yes.
    87. Cried When Someone Died: Of course.
    88. Cried At School: Once.
    ___Do You Believe In___
    89. God: Yes.
    90. Miracles: Yes.
    91. Love At First sight: Of course.
    92. Ghosts: Nope.
    93. Aliens: Nope.
    94. Soul Mates: Yes.
    95. Heaven: Yes.
    96. Hell: Nope.
    97. Angels: Yes.
    98. Kissing on The First Date: Nope.
    99. Horoscopes: Nope.
    ___Answer Truthfully___
    100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know you cant have?
    Of course. David Archuleta. I love him. (:

  6. HelloSeattle HelloSeattle
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 12:07am EDT
    :)
    your love swept through and then destroyed me x
    n o w i ' v e g o t a l l t h e s y m p t o m s o f
    b r o k e n h e a r t ♥

  7. FlashLayouts FlashLayouts
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 12:08am EDT
    .
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    Hello There.
    ( change anything you like in here♥ )
    Read my profiles if you don't know how to work with codes and/or don't know how to make this your about me.
    You will probably mess this up if you try to do it on your own. Just ask if you have any questions!
    Don't panic about room!
    Its a scroll so you don't have to worry about anything!
    DO NOT REMOVE CREDIT.
    You hardly see it, you'll mess up the layout if you try, I made the layout, and if I find out you did, that won't be good!
    Don't Favorite!!
    If you used this, just comment it! Please don't favorite these things. Thanks!!!
    More Room!!!
    Add anything in here!
    Pictures
    More Info
    Jockers
    Anything =]
    This has a scroll to so no need to worry about room!

    (c)FlashLayouts

  8. xsanaa26x xsanaa26x
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 12:08am EDT
    the blonde test :)
    lets see whos a dumb blondeeee.
    1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
    2 [x]Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
    3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
    4 [x]You have jumped out of a movingvehicle
    5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks
    6 [x] You have ran into a tree
    7 [ ] It Is possible to lick your elbow (i swear i cud do it)
    8 [ ]You tried to lick your elbow after you read this
    9 [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
    10 [ ] You just tried to sing them
    11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
    12 [x] You have choked on your own spit
    13 [ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
    14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
    15 [x] You just looked at it
    16 [x] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
    17 [ ] A LOT of People have called you slow
    18 [ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
    19 [ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
    20 [ ] You have caught yourself drooling
    21 [x] You've fallen asleep in class
    22 [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
    23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
    24 [ ] People are often shaking their heads at you and walk away from you
    25 [ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
    26 [ ] You use your fingers to do simple math
    27 [ ] You have eaten a bug
    28 [ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
    29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or insideout, and didn't realize it
    30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
    31 [x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
    32 [ ] You break a lot of things
    33 [ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you (most of them do)
    34 [x] You tilt your head when you're confused
    35 [x] You have fallenout of your chair before
    36 [ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
    ceiling/wall.
    37 [ ] The word 'umm' is used many times a day
    38 [x] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
    39 [x] You have spelled your name wrong
    40 [x] You have packed to go somewhere and totally forgot the most important thing

  9. Cant_wait_for_summer Cant_wait_for_summer
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 12:09am EDT
    TRY THIS..
    AND ANSWER TRUTHFULLY!
    1. Full Name: Dana Lynne [not telling last name]
    2. Nicknames: none
    3. Birthday: Dec 9
    4. Place of Birth: lil stalkerish
    5. Zodiac Sign: Sagitairious
    6. Male or Female: Female
    7. Year at College: not in college
    8. School: not telling
    9. Occupation: none
    10. Residence: home
    11. MSN Screen Name: none
    __Your Appearance___
    12. Hair Color: dirty blonde
    13. Hair Length: meduim
    14. Eye color: blueish green
    15. Weight: depends
    16. Height: 5'
    17. Braces?: yup
    18. Glasses?: yea for distance
    19. Piercings: ears
    20. Tattoos: none
    21. Righty or Lefty: righty
    ___Your 'Firsts'___
    22. First best friend: Carleigh Justine <the bestest
    23. First Award: IDK
    24. First Sport You Joined: cheerleading
    25. First pet: hampster
    26. First Real Vacation: Florida
    27. First Concert: none
    28. First Love: none yet
    ___ Favorites___
    29. Movie: Pacifier
    30. TV program: Degrassi
    31. Colour: purple
    32. Rapper: idk
    33. Band: Taylor Swift
    34. Song Right Now: You Belong With Me
    35. Friends: Carleigh Justine, Sarah Tyler, and Meaghan Lee
    36. Sweet: Chex Mix
    37. Sport to Play: softball
    38. Restaurant: Oconee
    39 Brand: Hollister
    40. Store: Hollister
    41. School Subject: Social Studies
    42. Animal: Doggie
    43. Book: Twlight
    44. Magazine: idk
    45. Shoes: Uggs
    ___Currently___
    46. Feeling: bored
    47. Single or taken: single
    48. Have a crush: yep
    49. Eating: popcorn
    50. Drinking: Coca-Cola
    51. Typing: umm well yeaa
    52. Online?: yeah
    53. Listening To: TV
    54. Thinking About: people
    55. Wanting To: go to Florida
    56. Watching: Fresh Prince of Bel Air
    57. Wearing: aeropostale shirt, and jeans
    ___Your Future___
    58. Want Kids?: yea
    59. Want to be Married?: yes
    60. Careers in Mind: i dont know, i guess not
    61. Where do you want to live: Florida
    62. Car: i dont know
    __Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___
    63. Hair color: blonde or brown
    64. Hair length: long but short
    65. Eye color: blue
    66. Measurements: normal
    67. Cute or Sexy: both
    68: eyes or lips: eyes
    69. Hugs or Kisses: hugs
    70. Short or Tall: a little taller than me
    71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing
    72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
    73. Fatty or Skinny: skinny
    74. Sensitive or Loud: sensitive and a little loud
    75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
    76. Sweet or Caring: both
    77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant one: trouble maker but not to much
    ___Have you ever______
    78. Kissed a Stranger: no
    79. Had Alcohol: yea
    80. Smoked: no
    81. Ran Away From Home: no
    82. Broken a bone: no
    83. Got an X-ray: yeah
    84. Had a serious relationship: no
    85. Broken Someones Heart: nope
    86. Broke Up With Someone: no
    87. Cried When Someone Died: no
    88. Cried At School: yes
    ___Do You Believe In___
    89. God: yeah
    90. Miracles: not suree anymore
    91. Love At First sight: yea
    92. Ghosts: yea
    93. Aliens: nope
    94. Soul Mates: yeah
    95. Heaven: yeah
    96. Hell: IDK
    97. Angels: yeah
    98. Kissing on The First Date: i dont know
    99. Horoscopes: not really
    ___Answer Truthfully___
    100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know you cant have?
    idk... no i guess

  10. x0softball2 x0softball2
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 12:10am EDT
    Hey Stephen looks can be deceiving
    taylor swift hey stephen i hopee every girl has there own stephen!

  11. xizzyxahhx xizzyxahhx
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 12:14am EDT
    grab your phone!!
    what kind of phone do you have?
    enV2.
    who is the first person to come up under the letter M?
    Maddie Bff. (:
    whos the last person you called?
    Mommy<3
    who was your last missed call from?
    Restricted.
    who is the second person to come up under the letter D?
    Dani.
    who is speed dial 2??
    Daddy<3
    who is the third person who comes up under the letter J??
    Jacob.
    who was your last recieved call from???
    Daddy<3
    whos your speed dial number 4?
    Keye.
    what does your banner say????
    jflower&aeder=bffls![:
    how many messages are currently in your inbox?
    11. [i delete all of them. in all probably about 1000 a day.]
    what do you have as your background???
    andy taking a picture of julias butt. not really but it looks like it.
    whos speed dial number 1?
    Voicemail.
    whos the 5th message in your inbox from??
    Andiliciousness. [:
    whos the first person that comes up under B????????????
    Bailey.
    how many bars of signal do you currently have???????????
    2.
    who was your last message from??
    Andiliciousness.
    Name every person that you have messages from in your inbox.
    Andiliciousness. [Again, i delete all of them.]
    whos the 5th person under A??
    Alex.
    whos the 9th person on your missed call list????
    Restricted.
    what does the 6th message on your outbox say??????????
    awwwww.
    who is the first name in your phonebook???
    Aaron.
    whos the last person in your phonebook???
    Yostina.

  12. FlashLayouts FlashLayouts
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 12:14am EDT
    .
    .
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    Hello There.
    ( change anything you like in here♥ )
    Read my profiles if you don't know how to work with codes and/or don't know how to make this your about me.
    You will probably mess this up if you try to do it on your own. Just ask if you have any questions!
    Don't panic about room!
    Its a scroll so you don't have to worry about anything!
    DO NOT REMOVE CREDIT.
    You hardly see it, you'll mess up the layout if you try, I made the layout, and if I find out you did, that won't be good!
    Don't Favorite!!
    If you used this, just comment it! Please don't favorite these things. Thanks!!!
    More Room!!!
    Add anything in here!
    Pictures
    More Info
    Jockers
    Anything =]
    This has a scroll to so no need to worry about room!

    (c)FlashLayouts

  13. fireandrain fireandrain
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 12:15am EDT
    heprobablywontremember
    HALF 0F THE THINGS THAT
    I won't forget
    credit to Lissa13!

  14. x0softball2 x0softball2
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 12:16am EDT
    i am thinking about doing a bad pick up line thing tell med if i should in comments
    Baby did you just fart?
    because you just blew me away!!
    ahaha get it

  15. laurenn__xx laurenn__xx
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 12:16am EDT
    &+ i guess it was when i came into first period
    and sat in my chair, staring blankly at the floor;
    on the verge of tears with the saddest look on
    my face, and how my bestfriendd said,
    "i love you."
    and that just changed my whole day.
    mineeee.
    she's the greatest friend everr;
    and she really did this.
    <33333

  16. fireandrain fireandrain
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 12:22am EDT
    HAVE Y0U EVER LIKED S0ME0NE
    youknowthat
    you shouldn't?
    credit to xxloveyouxx!

  17. sweet425 sweet425
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 12:29am EDT
    votre visage ressemble à la dunette
    ________________________________________
    translate: your face looks like poop
    request for cheeseisawesome

  18. yankeegrl17 yankeegrl17
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 12:30am EDT
    WHO NEEDS BOYS
    I ALREADY GOT
    2 MEN IN MY LIFE......
    AND THEIR NAMES ARE VISA
    AND ED HARDY!

  19. xflyingferretx xflyingferretx
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 12:32am EDT
    +She paints
    .DancingClouds.

  20. xizzyxahhx xizzyxahhx
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 12:34am EDT
    +& my guardian angel
    ISN'T PROTECTING ME ANYMORE BECAUSE I AM HURT.
    BECAUSE OF THAT BOY.

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