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Quotes added on Monday, March 30 2009

  1. Joecredelove Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2009 12:02am EDT
    How many blondes does it take to make a batch of chcolate chip cookies.
    Eleven, one to mix up the batter and ten to peel the M&Ms.

  2. llaurenn llaurenn
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2009 12:02am EDT
    Shalalalala
    My oh my
    Looks like the boy's too shy
    Ain't gonna kiss the girl
    Shalalalala
    A i n ' t t h a t s a d
    It's such a shame, too bad
    You're.Gonna.Miss.The.Girl.

  3. Joecredelove Joecredelove
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2009 12:07am EDT
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  4. iiluvedwardcullen106 iiluvedwardcullen106
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2009 12:13am EDT
    Wasn't it easy?
    in kindergarden,
    when all you had to do
    to be friends with someone
    was to ask to borrow a crayon (:

  5. conversebabix3 conversebabix3
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2009 12:23am EDT
    Abby

  6. kammiezx11 kammiezx11
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2009 12:35am EDT
    It's better to cross the line &
    suffer the consequences
    than to just stare at the line
    for the rest of your life.

  7. kammiezx11 kammiezx11
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2009 12:37am EDT
    I'd rather spend one day with you
    than a lifetime with anyone else

  8. kammiezx11 kammiezx11
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2009 12:38am EDT
    Just when you
    start to realize
    he doesn’t like you.
    He’ll make you think
    he does only because
    he knows he can

  9. tootsiex3baby tootsiex3baby
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2009 12:44am EDT
    The Future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of there dreams
    Eleanor Rosevelt

  10. PopCulture PopCulture
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    March 30, 2009 12:47am EDT
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  12. xfieldhockeyxx xfieldhockeyxx
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2009 12:48am EDT
    and maybe, just maybe, all we really want, is for someone to hold us, and tell us its going to be okay.
    creddiitt!<3

  13. OHxEMxGEEZ OHxEMxGEEZ
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2009 12:58am EDT
    &+* if he wants me, he can [ c o m e g e t m e ].

  14. tootsiex3baby tootsiex3baby
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2009 1:01am EDT
    And he'll be my disracation<3
    allmine

  15. tootsiex3baby tootsiex3baby
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2009 1:08am EDT
    I wish I was eight again
    because all he had to do was tag me and I was it<3
    All I need is just
    one chance, one kiss, to show you what you
    mean to me. one chance to spend the day with you && to
    show you how were so alike. one k i s s will prove we
    are more than just friends.. && one night to hold you tight
    not minee but love it

  16. tootsiex3baby tootsiex3baby
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2009 1:10am EDT
    Everyone has someone
    in there life that
    keeps them looking forward
    to another day
    all minee.
    lazy with color

  17. Dont_Forget_Me Dont_Forget_Me
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2009 1:25am EDT
    to sign your name: highlight everything, click copy, click add quote, click in the box so the cursor shows up, hit paste then sign your name at the bottom, and put a comment under your name
    Heyyy thereee loves :)
    lets take a little survey..
    leave your name and grade/or age, and answer number 1-5, and feel free to leave any comments under your name :) -and please dont change anything on the survey-
    Choose one;;
    1. Crushing, Crushing hard, Practically in love with this boyy!
    2. rather be kissed in the rain, or at the movies
    3. is he in your class ( for middle/high schoolers; is he in any of your hours?) just yes/no please :)
    4. does he like you? or do you not know?
    5. on a scale of 1-20 how cute? how nice? and how many girlfriends- if you know
    - START HERE -
    The namees KATE :) yr old ;;14
    1. just crushing
    2. in the rain!!!!
    3. 4th hour
    4. i think he like me a little bit lol
    5. cuteness -17 nice-20 girlfriends -7
    this was a fun survey --if your bored no offence lol
    LAura 6th grade
    crushin hard
    in the rain
    my class
    i talk to him on aim..but i dont think he likes me
    cute -20 nice- 20 girlfriends-3
    samantha <3 8th grade
    1) in lovee
    2) in the rain
    3) 4th hour
    4) he told my friend he likes me <3
    5)cute - 2000! nice- 21 he so sweet! girlfriends -12....hes a player but not anymore....hes only had 1 girlfriend this wholeee year! and hopefully i will be the second..
    Amanda-6thh Gradee
    1.) Crushing HARD!
    2.)In the rainnn<3
    3.) No:( but i see him inbetween classes
    4.)ALL of my friends say he does && he flirts with me alot...so possibly??
    5.) Cuteness-19.9 Niceness-20 Girlfriends-2 or 3 im not suree
    Alyssa-7th grade
    1in love(:
    2 in the rainn
    3 hes in 3 of them.
    4 he says he loves me too lol
    5.well i think hes a 20 in everything. not everyone thinks that tho. lol. well he had 1 before me. so im his second.
    Caroline-7th grade
    1.) Crushing medium hard. haha
    2.) In the rain :) more romantic
    3.) Yes. 2 out of 4 classes and my lunch period
    4.) Yup he liked me first then i started to like him back
    5.) Probably about a 17/has had either 1 or 2 gf's in his life, pretty good
    Lauren - 14 Years Old ;;
    1). practiacally in lovee ;D
    2). in the rain
    3). nearly all my lessons ;P
    4.) he has told some people he fancies me
    5). he is off the scale && he has had no girlfriends ince i've known him (3 years)
    Hannah-7th Grade
    1). Crushing, HARD. Maybe in love...
    2). Kissed in the rain. Because it was a rainy day when I met him ;]
    3). He used to be. I transfered out though. Before: 4 out of 6 Now: 0 out of 6 =[
    4). My friends are like OH MY GOSH HES IN LOVE WITH YOU, but I doubt it.
    5). Cute- 20 (everyone thinks hes ugly though xD) Nice-15 Girlfriends- idk but so far ik he has had 1 (theyre dating now)

  18. PopCulture PopCulture
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2009 1:26am EDT
    A man named Bob was going to bed one night, it was the day before, Sally's birthday, Sally is Bob's wife.
    "For my birthday," croaked Sally, " I want something in the driveway that goes 0-360 in a minuet."
    When Sally got home from work, she looked in the driveway. There was a flat, square box waiting for her. She opened it. It was a scale.
    Bob's been missing since Friday.

  19. Dont_Forget_Me Dont_Forget_Me
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2009 1:29am EDT
    I met you on a rainy day.
    You avoided me the rest of the day
    You were the new kid.
    You only hung out with your siblings.
    WHY IS THIS LIKE TWILIGHT?!

  20. southbaycutie southbaycutie
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2009 1:29am EDT
    I wore a supermarket basket as a backpack
    and got complimented on it....
    weird Vons checkout lady

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